DOUBLE UPDATE TODAY!
"Im bettah than u and I has more reviews on my stories!111!" Hybrid exclaims to Farla, despite the fact that she no longer writes for the pokeymohn archive and has caused more drama than the combined forces of Keemstar and Our King Logangster Paul.
"You mustn't capitalise pokehmoon namz tho," Farla replies, and tries to link her livejournal to Hybrid but it's actually just the link to Never Gonna Give You Up. Out of nowhere her socks come and warn Farla that Farla, St Elmo's Fire, Spencer841 and Talarc will review her stories, despite the fact that she herself is Farla and has had links to all the aforementioned people and replies by listing all her beliefs going over how every single fic must be. Then there are some pokemon battles.
Soon all those arguing are speaking in a manner which is so loud and obnoxious that random people who just want to write and improve at their own rate start to hear. They repeatedly tell them that they actually don't care about this obscure conflict, and just want to write just like they used to be able to.
Some people who have left the site because of these shenanigans actually decide to make a return to the archive, as they feel it is necessary to add their own case to the argument, despite the fact that they are now entirely irrelevant and are better off playing fortnite in their mum's basement and to never see the light of day.
A war goes on in the review section which uniquely has three sides: Farla's 'Guys Group', Hybrid and her socks, all actually just her but with 'different ideologies' that nobody on the site actually cares about because they're all idiots regardless, and the third site is that contingent of snowflakes who say that they represent the majority of the site (and also are involved in shipping wars) constantly exclaiming "wE wAnT tO bE lEfT aLoNe AnD tHe SiTe RuLeS dOn'T mAtTeR!". Unfortunately, due to that extremely common condition called irrelevance, all three sides die.
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