Haruka's P.O.V
"B-But Haruhi is a girl" Tamaki blurted out. Then covering his mouth with his hands after realizing what he has said.
My eyes widen in fake shock and the host club all looked at Tamaki as if he had killed someone. The looks on the club members faces were priceless so I lost my poker face.
"BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA" I laughed a little too hard. The host club sighed believing that I had thought that Tamaki was lying.
"M-My Life is com- heh complete, T-Tamaki Suoh j-just told me t-that my girlfriend wa-was a-a girl, My girlfriend is a g-girl" I choked out in between fits of laughter. The host-clubs jaws smashed into the floor.
"BUT YOU SAID HIS GIRLFRIEND" Tamaki screamed pointing out a fact.
"Yeah to fuck with you all" I say deadpan. And thus how the world ended with a laugh from Kyoya.
(Nah JK)
"Yeah to fuck with you all" I say deadpan. A loud sigh came from the entirety of the host club and Tamaki sat in his emo corner. Haruhi then looked at me.
"I missed you bitch-face" She laughed
"I missed you too Fucktard" I giggled back. I then heard Kyoya mumble 'Loving insults' while writing in his death no- I mean notebook.
"So are you guys gay?" Asked…