I barely changed this one, just added the names of the goats and changed the witch to a dog.

Chara Dreemurr and the Three Kind Goats

Once upon a time there was a determined girl called Chara Dreemurr. She was on the way to see her friend Frisk Dreemurr, when she decided to take a short cut through Snowdin Forest.

It wasn't long before Chara got lost. She looked around, but all she could see were trees. Nervously, she felt into her bag for her favourite toy, Mr. Fluffybuns, but Mr. Fluffybuns was nowhere to be found! Chara began to panic. She felt sure she had packed Mr. Fluffybuns. To make matters worse, she was starting to feel hungry.

Unexpectedly, she saw a kind goat dressed in a green and yellow sweater disappearing into the trees.

"How odd!" thought Chara.

For the want of anything better to do, she decided to follow the peculiarly dressed goat. Perhaps it could tell her the way out of the forest.

Eventually, Chara reached a clearing. She found herself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from carrots, a house made from ramen, a house made from cinnamon-butterscotch pies and a house made from popato chisps.

Chara could feel her tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease her hunger.

"Hello!" she called. "Is anybody there?"

Nobody replied.

Chara looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.

A cackle broke through the air, giving Chara a fright. A dog jumped into the space in front of the houses. He was carrying a cage. In that cage was Mr. Fluffybuns!

"Mr. Fluffybuns!" shouted Chara. She turned to the dog. "That's my toy!"

The dog just shrugged.

"Give Mr. Fluffybuns back!" cried Chara.

"Not on your nelly!" said the dog.

"At least let Mr. Fluffybuns out of that cage!"

Before he could reply, three kind goats rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Chara recognised the one in the green and yellow sweater that she'd seen earlier. The dog seemed to recognise him too.

"Hello Asriel Goat," said the witch.

"Good morning." The goat noticed Mr. Fluffybuns. "Who is this?"

"That's Mr. Fluffybuns," explained the dog.

"Ooh! Mr. Fluffybuns would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the goat.

The dog shook his head. "Mr. Fluffybuns is staying with me."

"Um... Excuse me..." Chara interrupted. "Mr. Fluffybuns lives with me! And not in a cage!"

Asriel Goat ignored her. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the dog.

The dog thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."

Asriel Goat looked at the house made from popato chisps and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from popato chisps if I wanted to."

"That's nothing," said the next goat. "I could eat two houses."

"There's no need to show off," said the dog. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Mr. Fluffybuns."

Chara watched, feeling very worried. She didn't want the dog to give Mr. Fluffybuns to Asriel Goat. She didn't think Mr. Fluffybuns would like living with a kind goat, away from her house and all her other toys.

The other two goats watched while Asriel Goat put on his bib and withdrew a knife and fork from his pocket.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Asriel Goat. "Just you watch!"

Asriel Goat pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from ramen. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

And more.

And more.

Eventually, Asriel Goat started to get bigger - just a little bit bigger at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of ramen, he grew to the size of a large snowball - and he was every bit as round.

"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Asriel Goat.

Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no longer balance!

"Help!" he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest.

Asriel Goat never finished eating the front door made from ramen and Mr. Fluffybuns remained trapped in the dog's cage.

Toriel Goat stepped up, and approached the house made from cinnamon-butterscotch pies.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Toriel Goat. "Just you watch!"

Toriel Goat pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from cinnamon-butterscotch pies. She gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

And more.

And more.

After a while, Toriel Goat started to look a little queasy. She grew greener...

...and greener.

A skeleton walked into the clearing. "What's this bush doing here?" he asked.

"I'm not a bush, I'm a goat!" said Toriel Goat.

"It talks!" exclaimed the skeleton. "Those talking bushes are the worst kind. I'd better take it away before somebody gets hurt."

"No! Wait!" cried Toriel Goat, as the skeleton picked her up. But the skeleton ignored her cries and carried the goat away under his arm.

Toriel Goat never finished eating the front door made from cinnamon-butterscotch pies and Mr. Fluffybuns remained trapped in the dog's cage.

Asgore Goat stepped up, and approached the house made from popato chisps.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Asgore Goat. "Just you watch!"

Asgore Goat pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from popato chisps. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

And more.

And more.

After five or six platefuls, Asgore Goat started to fidget uncomfortably on the spot.

He stopped eating popato chisps for a moment, then grabbed another forkful.

But before he could eat it, there came an almighty roar. A bottom burp louder than a rocket taking off, propelled Asgore Goat into the sky.

"Aggghhhhhh!" cried Asgore Goat. "I'm scared of heigh..."

Asgore Goat was never seen again.

Asgore Goat never finished eating the front door made from popato chisps and Mr. Fluffybuns remained trapped in the dog's cage.

"That's it," said the dog. "I win. I get to keep Mr. Fluffybuns."

"Not so fast," said Chara. "There is still one front door to go. The front door of the house made from carrots. And I haven't had a turn yet.

"I don't have to give you a turn!" laughed the dog. "My game. My rules."

The skeleton's voice carried through the forest. "I think you should give her a chance. It's only fair."

"Fine," said the dog. "But you saw what happened to the goats. She won't last long."

"I'll be right back," said Chara.

"What?" said the dog. "Where's your sense of impatience? I thought you wanted Mr. Fluffybuns back."

Chara ignored the dog and gathered a hefty pile of sticks. She came back to the clearing and started a small campfire. Carefully, she broke off a piece of the door of the house made from carrots and toasted it over the fire. Once it had cooked and cooled just a little, she took a bite. She quickly devoured the whole piece.

Chara sat down on a nearby log.

"You fail!" cackled the dog. "You were supposed to eat the whole door."

"I haven't finished," explained Chara. "I am just waiting for my food to go down."

When Chara's food had digested, she broke off another piece of the door made from carrots. Once more, she toasted her food over the fire and waited for it to cool just a little. She ate it at a leisurely pace then waited for it to digest.

Eventually, after several sittings, Chara was down to the final piece of the door made from carrots. Carefully, she toasted it and allowed it to cool just a little. She finished her final course. Chara had eaten the entire front door of the house made from carrots

The dog stamped his foot angrily. "You must have tricked me!" he said. "I don't reward cheating!"

"I don't think so!" said a voice. It was the skeleton. He walked back into the clearing, carrying his bone. "This little girl won fair and square. Now hand over Mr. Fluffybuns or I will bone your computer in half."

The dog looked horrified. He grabbed his computer and placed it behind him. Then, huffing, he opened the door of the cage.

Chara hurried over and grabbed Mr. Fluffybuns, checking that her favourite toy was all right. Fortunately, Mr. Fluffybuns was unharmed.

Chara thanked the skeleton, grabbed a quick souvenir, and hurried on to meet Frisk. It was starting to get dark.

When Chara got to Frisk's house, her friend threw her arms around her.

"I was so worried!" cried Frisk. "You are very late."

As Chara described her day, she could tell that Frisk didn't believe her. So she grabbed a napkin from her pocket.

"What's that?" asked Frisk.

Chara unwrapped a doorknob made from ramen. "Pudding!" she said.

Frisk almost fell off her chair.