CHAPTER 5: THE RED BARON STRIKES AGAIN!
You remember that baron flying high in the sky
When Snoopy shot him down with a gleam in his eye
But that baron had leaped from his blood-red plane
Just before it burst into a ball of flame
Snoopy circled back to check his kill
Saw the bloody red baron standing high on a hill
Then he swooped down low
Shouted "Curse you red baron!"
The German shook his fist you could hear him swear "Ach der lieber!"
Hey watch out little Snoopy
You're really in a mess
You thought you were through with the bloody red baron
But it looks like he's not down yet
Then a cry went up all over the land
The bloody red baron would strike again
But brave little Snoopy said "Never fear"
As he headed for his plane all the people cheered (Yeah!)
Hey watch out little Snoopy
You're really in a mess
You thought you were through with the bloody red baron
But it looks like he's not down yet
Snoopy blazed a trail straight across the sea
Searching in vain for his enemy
Then he found that German trying to fix his plane
A-sweatin' and a-cussin' about to go insane
Take it
Snoopy landed for a pistol duel
The baron was worried
Snoopy was cool
He fired a shot and missed
Started to run
Before Snoopy had a chance to raise his gun
Hey watch out red baron
Snoopy is on your trail
One of these days he's gonna make you pay
And you'll go straight to
Well watch out red baron
Snoopy is on your trail
One of these days he's gonna make you pay
And you'll go straight to
Well watch out red baron…
Here's the World War I Flying Ace lying on his cot thinking about the recent battle with the Red Baron. I had him dead to rights. He was ripe for the picking, but then he disappeared. Thankfully he didn't shoot me out of the sky again. He needs to get his mind off narrowing getting the Baron. Our hero decided to go to a local tavern to drown his sorrows in root beer.
LATER
Here's the World War I Flying Ace at a local tavern downing root beer and feeling sorry for himself. Why must I keep fighting this endless war day in and day out?! Why must I suffer so much. His wallowing stops only when a beautiful French barmaid delivers another round for our hero. She's the only bright light in this endless cloud of gray.
Marcie goes to a telephone and makes a call. "Hey Charles, it's Marcie. Your dog is over here again. I gave him some root beer to keep him satisfied. You may want to pick him up, though."
After hanging up on the other end, Charlie Brown said to Frieda, "You know, Frieda, you're right."
"About what, sweetie?"
"Snoopy really DOES needs to be out hunting rabbits!"
THE END
"The Return of the Red Baron" written by John McCullough, James McCullough, and Phil Gernhard
© Sanphil Music Company