Devils, Angels, and a Gamer

by Phoenix Champion

Vincent Lane, once had a boring life, now finds himself as The Gamer in Kuoh Academy. Now's he's got several things on his to do list: Survive, help Rias and her Peerage, and completely screw over any and all opposition to the safety of his friends and perhaps some other people. Now if only he could figure out where to draw the line on this harem he's getting. OCxHarem, IsseixHarem

12. Chapter 12

Hello folks, I'm back with another chapter of Devil's Angel's and a Gamer.

This chapter we... Well... You'll see what hell I'mma put Vincent through this chapter.

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[You've fully recovered after your slumber]

'Warm...' I though as I snuggled into my pillow, now wanting to wake up.

Then my eye snapped open, remembering Yasaka put me to sleep somehow after I fought off the Vampiress Carmilla's lesbian harem... Glad it wasn't Issei that was their target, he's be too entranced by the sheer number of boobs to fight.

Back to the point, my eye snapped open and all I saw was nipple... And now that my senses are catching up I can feel my head wedged between another set of tits.

'Don't move a muscle.' I thought closing my eyes again, because I respect a woman's privacy... Even if she did strip herself and wedge herself into my be- I'm naked too.

'Why the hell am I naked?' I thought, 'Yasaka knows I- You know what, I'm gonna save myself some sanity and not finish that thought.'

My current goal is... Get out of this situation with my virginity... Wow now that's a line no sane man would ever think, but I've got company coming over today and thankfully I have extra clothes in my inventory.

What? This is a world where clothing destruction physic's actually exist, granted they're biased to the women, but they exist.

And then the person behind me pulled me closer to her, "Good morning Vincent." Yasaka's voice purred behind me.

Then the person in front of me pulled herself closer to me, "Don't forget to give me a good morning Vincent~" Kuroka purred from my front.

"What the heck happened last night after you knocked me out Yasaka?" I asked a little worried.

"Yasaka told me you fought off Vampire's last night Nya." Kuroka purred, "You're completely human and you killed off so many Vampires, I can only imagine how strong you'd be with a Sacred Gear, or even if you were a devil Nya."

And now Kuroka's rubbing up against me... Please Lady Luck save me!

Lady Luck gave me an answer when the door to the room swung open.

"Mom, someone's knocking on Vincent's do- MOM!" Kunou's voice shouted.

Yasaka and Kuroka groaned and loosened up on me, allowing me to quickly equip my spare clothes and literally leap out of bed.

"Thank you Kunou." I said patting her on the head as I passed her, causing her ear's to perk up an for the young Kitsune to smile.

As I left the room I heard her call out to her mother.

"What the heck mom!?" Kunou shouted.

"I'm just trying to get you a daddy Kunou." Yasaka said, still with a smile on her face I'd bet.

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I shook myself clear of any and all bad thoughts as I opened the door to see a white haired Neko-Devil standing there.

"What took you so long?" Koneko asked with her arms crossed.

"Last night was hell." I deadpanned, "And it gave me an extreme urge to play a Castlevania game."

"What?" Koneko asked.

"Come inside." I said standing out of the way, "Because I might be taking Rias's offer up sooner than I'd expect for the sake of my own skin."

Koneko stepped inside as I shut the door, and when I turned around I saw Koneko and Kuroka standing in front of each other, Yasaka walking into the room with Kunou.

"You..." Koneko growled lunging forward toward Kuroka, only to be single handedly grabbed by Yasaka, "Let go." Koneko growled.

"No little one, you two need to kiss and make up." Yasaka said surprisingly sternly, "Metaphorically speaking of course."

Koneko ripped her arm from Yasaka's grip and took a step back, "I'm telling Rias." Koneko said beginng to turn around.

"Yeeeeeah, no." I said conjuring a Spirit in my hand and tossing it to the door, conjuring a Zombie.

This Zombie looked to be your average woman, except her skin was missing pieces, she was covered in blood, she was missing some of her cheeks... Oh, and half her chest was missing, revealing rib bones.

Koneko backed away from the Zombie, either from the disgusting look or the smell, "What the hell are you Vincent?" Koneko asked.

"One of a kind." I said walking over to the table, "Now can we sit down and discuss things like sane people, or do I need to bring out more of my Spirits?"

Koneko looked over at Kuroka who sat down next to me, "I'd have a hard time calling her sane." Koneko stated sitting opposite of me, "She went insane because of her usage of Senjutsu."

I blinked owlishly as Yasaka glare at Koneko.

"Can I get an explanation for the uneducated in the ways of supernatural?" I asked as I recalled my Zombie, though sent in a Shade to hide by the doormat instead.

"I'll get you a documented study of it." Yasaka waved off, "But what Koneko here is trying to point out is that inappropriate use of Senjutsu can cause those who use it to... go insane from the malignant energies in the world around them."

"So... Basically Koneko believes Kuroka went nuts from this." I simplified, "What are you two anyway?"

"Sisters Nya." Kuroka clarified.

"Ah." I said nodding, "So, Koneko, you believe your sister has gone absolutely insane from misuse of Senjutsu?"

"Yes." Koneko said nodding, "And because of that I was nearly executed simply to be a show of force."

I sat in silence before letting my head drop, "Oh jeez, what century is Devil society stuck in?" I muttered, "Oh and can someone smack Koneko for me?"

"What?" Koneko asked with a sudden shake of her head, right as Kunou lightly smacked the Nekoshou in the back of the head.

"Listen kitten." I said flatly, "I've lived with your sister for about a week now, and the only sign of danger she's ever shown was to my virginity this morning."

Koneko turned to her sister, who simply smiled and winked at Yasaka.

"Why should I believe you?" Koneko asked.

I simply snapped my fingers, and over 50 of my Shades slipped out of the various shadows they were hiding in, "Because these guy would have reacted otherwise." I said, "Also did you ever get your sisters side of the story?"

"No." Koneko said, "She was gone before I could even ask." Koneko said.

"I'm sorry Shirone." Kuroka said as a tear slipped from her eye, "I wanted to grab you and escape too, but they were too fast."

"Baka." Koneko said smacking her sister.

"Normally I'd agree with you Koneko and say something about standing your ground and your case." I started, "But if Devil society was going to execute you for something you had zero matter in... I think I'll agree with you on Kuroka being an idiot-"

"HEY!" Kuroka shouted, getting a chuckle from the other women in the room.

"And tell you if you're gonna die, you might as well just barrel through the idiots coming at you and grab your sis and GTFO." I finished, "Or take the Hideo Kojima method out."

"Who?" Koneko asked.

"The Cardboard box." I said flatly, "If it's in a reasonable place it's actually a damn good hiding spot."

"Please don't tell me you keep a cardboard box for that reason." Koneko deadpanned.

"No." I said, 'Not yet anyway.' I added as an after thought.

Koneko then sighed, "Alright sis, what was the real reason you attacked him?" Koneko asked.

Kuroka oened her mouth, but Yasaka held up her hand. "Not her, this is family business, take her to one of the empty rooms and talk there." Yasaka said, getting a nod from the two Nekoshou and causing them to leave the room.

"I am going to take a quick shower." Yasaka said, "I want to hear exactly what happened last night with Carmilla."

I gave her a thumbs up as I opened my Menu and pulled up my Status Screen.

[Vincent Lane]

[Title: The Gamer]

[Age: 17]

[Human]

[Male]

[Sacred Gear: None]

[Level: 20]

[HP: 388/388]

[MP: 310/310]

[STR: 14]

[VIT: 11]

[AGI: 13]

[INT: 11]

[WIS: 11]

[LUCK: 12]

[Unused Stat Point's: 65]

Holy hell, sixty five stat points... But I still gotta keep my power surges to a minimum dammit.

[HP: 418/418]

[MP: 320/320]

[STR: 17 (+3)]

[VIT: 12 (+1)]

[AGI: 115 (+2)]

[INT: 12 (+1)]

[WIS: 13 (+2)]

[LUCK: 20 (+8)]

[Unused Stat Point's: 48]

'There we go, a nice boost with not too much noticeable change... Unless the Supernatural can somehow detect my sheer luck.' I thought as everyone returned.

"Now that everything is cleared up." Yasaka said looking at Koneko an Kuroka, the former of which was currently hugging the latter, "Vincent, what the hell happened last night that got Carmilla to attack you?"

"What?" Koneko asked ripping away from Kuroka as my Sniper Puppet walked in through the front door.

"Where the hell have you been?" I demanded from my Puppet, which responded to my by tossing a backpack at me, filled to the brim with Vampire Fangs, "Never Mind." I muttered pulling a pair out, putting them in a small plastic bag and held it out to Koneko, "You'll need to take these to Rias if you need proof."

"What happened?" Koneko urged.

"Carmilla happened." Sighed, "Apparently something is a blabbermouth and Carmilla heard about the Human that kills Devils with no Church Weaponry and no Sacred Gear, and Carmilla didn't want me to join the Tepes clan, so she figured what better way to avoid the conflict than to kill me off. Hell she even promised me to whoever killed me when she'd no doubt make me one of them."

"Disgusting." Koneko said.

"Thankfully my Sniper here is always on guard duty whenever I go out at night." I said gesturing to the sniper wielding puppet, "Mainly because I'm expecting to get jumped by Devils wanting to forcefully add me to their peerage."

"And instead you found Vampires Nya." Kuroka concluded.

"Yep." I said leaning back, "Truth be told I'm half expecting to get swarmed by merfolk the moment I step onto a freaking beach at this point for one reason or another."

"So that's why you said you'd might join Rias sooner than you thought." Koneko said.

"Yep." I said nodding, "Because I really feel like I'm a mouse in a room full of cats... No offense you two."

"None taken." Koneko said standing up, "I'm going to report to Rias, and sister... We never met today." Koneko said with a slight smile.

With that Koneko walked out the door.

"Well... I like to think that accomplished things." I said.

Yasaka stood up, "Konou and I need to get back to Kyoto today." Yasaka said walking over to me, "I can visit whenever I want to right?"

"Not like I can stop you." I said.

Yasaka grinned and blew me a kiss before picking up her Daughter and vanishing.

"Oh boy, things are going to be hell this week aren't they?" I asked Kuroka.

"You bet Nya." Kuroka said, "But I can make it feel like paradise~"

Before I could respond there was a knock at the door, in a heartbeat my Shade's were hidden, and Kuroka was a cat.

I walked over to the door, praying to Lady Luck it wasn't something Supernatural.

"Did I just see Koneko Toujou walk out of your house!?" Issei shouted grabbing my collar.

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Well folks, that's my chapter, now if you'll excuse me... I've got games to play.