I'm back to writing this folks, hell I've even had to edit this opening cause it took a freaking month

So to start there are some highlights I'd like to share with you all about Dragon*Con a month ago, since I was planning to originally upload this after Dragon*con.

First off the first cosplay I saw was Ivy Valentine... So on Thursday before the Con kicked in I was already seeing a woman ass, Ma'am if you are reading this, sorry, I tried my best to avert my eyes but I've still got hormones running their course, I did not take any pictures of you without your permission... And for the next three days I saw Street Fighter's Cammy walking around so that was more lady ass I saw... Apparently a lot of people were either wearing skin suits or nothing to cover their butts and this has been referred to as Butt*Con this year.

I also attended a panel hosted by Vic Mignogna, the guy likes sharks... A lot... Even caught a baby sand shark once and kept it as a pet for a while before realizing her put the poor guy in fresh water before he had to release it... He was so excited he had caught the thing he forgot the most important rule of Shark Survival.

I attended a panel about the Sword Art's of Anime, to which I have learned about three European fighting styles- Long Point, Montante, and Dual Wielding. Fun fact, the fights in Berserk were Choreographed by an expert in Montante.

Also for fellow Monster Hunter fans out there, if you wanna be a monster hunter then here's about how much you need to eat- 15,000 Calories, or about 8 large pizza's... While also being built like you're on Steroids. Also those Charge Blades and Switchaxes will fail the moments something gets caught in the gears.

Sadly there was a lack of big names this year, and due to the event of the Chair throwing last year Attendance was a bit low... And there were much fewer cosplayers out and about (For gods sake there wasn't a Team JNPR at the RWBY Fan panel like there was the two years I was there before.)

Now I did also pick up a few things.

So those things I learn about swords? Yeah Vincent's gonna put a bit of time into learning them. And I've picked up a book from The Armory, a group of fantasy weapon makes, and I've got picture too so I've got some more arsenal to work with.

Now without further ado I give you the latest DAaaG... Finally.

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[Empty I.D.]

So I've got about 4 days before Issei's got his date with Raynare so there are a couple of things I've had to work on other than keeping Kuroka at bay.

First I've been practicing catching spears with my Voids Grasp Gauntlet, that worked out relatively well after a while. Still I'll have a Living Doll tackle Issei out of the way in case I fail to catch it.

The next was learning how to use a 2 handed sword. So for that I looked up a video of the 16 Simple Rules of Montante to get me started: I mean hey, if it works for Gut's and he can kill a hundred men with it pre-Dragonslayer AND it was choreographed by an expert its gotta be worth something.

However this is a Greatsword I'm trying to swing around in near perpetual motion, this thing isn't light in any sense of the word and if I don't swing it right-

*Crnch*

"AHAGH!" I cried out as I lost my grip on my greatsword and grabbed my arm.

[You lost 12 HP]

That happens.

"Sonnva... " I grumbled, this kind of fighting style is something I really want to learn, mainly because of it's usefulness in becoming effectively a tornado of death when done properly, heck this was the way people fought as a princesses bodyguard way back when (Well so long as the princess kept low to the ground when the sword was going to work.)

Sure I don't actually need this to kick the collective asses of the Fallen at the church or Riser... I've got a couple idea's on how to crush him, hell if push comes to shove I don't think Phenex Regeneration works with asphyxiation. Still, that one's a last resort.

My primary plan for Riser is basically piss him off and deal with his Queen... Or at the very least mug the Phoenix Tears off her and try to have one of my Shade's mug Ravel for her tears.

Anyway back to my main task at hand... I pick up my Greatsword and try again hopefully I don't-

*Crrk*

"AAIIEEE!"

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I woke up in my bed to a faceful of tit... And not Yasaka's, trust me, I know... Don't ask.

"Kuroka..." I sighed as she shoved my face deeper into her chest, "Kuroka, this is the day I've got to keep an eye on the idiot pervert, it's his date with the Fallen Angel."

"No..." Kuroka whined, "You're too warm, I don't wanna get up."

"Get off already cat!" Misha shouted as she burst into my room and lifted Kuroka off of me.

"Nooooo! Let go..." Kuroka whined as I sat up.

"He's got a life to save dammit!" Misha growled as she held Kuroka in the air and walked away from me, the Nekomata flailing wildly similar to an cat that didn't want to be held. "What are you even doing here? Didn't you have shit to do for that Devil you call a boss?"

"Yeah, but my mission was to seek out the Red Dragon Emperor to see if he or she will put up a good fight against her." Kuroka growled.

"Wait... The bearer of Divine Dividing it a chick?" I asked.

"Shit, said too much." Kuroka muttered, "Yeah, Valerie Lucifer is the current White Dragon Empress."

'And suddenly Issei's got the upper hand the moment he learns his perverted magic.' I thought throwing off my covers... And realizing I was naked, "Okay, I went to bed fully clothed, who stripped me?" I demanded.

Misha and Kuroka immediately pointed at each other, before glaring at each other.

"Okay, I'm not gonna figure out who did it." I said heading to my inventory and putting on my Chainmail and some casual clothes I grabbed out at random, "So until someone admits, I'm going to assume both of you did it."

"Shit." Misha whispered.

"Busted..." Kuroka groaned.

I think I'm taking the window today.

"Still I think you could do wearing something-"

"Unnecessarily epic window diving escape!" I shouted diving toward my window. When woman start talking clothes, or Satan forbid, shoes, that's a mans cue to bail.

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'You know...' I thought, 'I wonder what Raynare would actually prefer on an actual date?' Sitting in a tree like a bird was boring as I started at the fountain, waiting for Issei and 'Yuuma' to arrive, then I jump out of the tree in an attempt to catch Raynare's Light spear, and have a Shade pull Issei aside should I flub that.

Why was I having these thoughts? I have no idea.

At that moment a flyer flew in a slapped me in the face... Miraculously not hitting any other branches.

"Well it's not a freaking bird." I muttered pulling the flyer off my face.

-Devil and Angel's fair- Coming **/**/2018- The date was smudged by chocolate, but I can look that up later, looking at the back noticed one more thing -Sinful night strip club, open from 9 P.M. to 6 A.M. located in the ticket hall, only during those hours*-

"Well someone's gonna want me to drag them there." I muttered, "But what the hell is wrong with this town? A strip club right in front of a fair? No wonder there's a shit tons of Perverts in this town. Everyone's a pervert except the women." I that moment I remembered some girls from the Manga Club discreetly selling their Yaoi hentai. "Or... Not, no wonder the church cleared out."

It was then Issei and Yuuma arrived, though Yuuma seemed a little surprised... Issei must have actually pulled off not looking at her tits.

I couldn't hear them talking, however I did manage to see Raynare begin her transformation, her normal clothes shredding themselves as her hair turned back into it's normal looking long and black, her new clothes forming, basically black panties with one strap being three strips of some form of fabric, a strap under her breasts and basically a strap covering her nipples, long black gloves and boots with high heels, and black shoulder pauldrons.

I jumped out of the tree with My Void's Grasp Gauntlet outstretched as she formed and aimed her light spear, my Specter waiting until the spear was thrown.

The spear left Raynare's hand and My Specter jumped out of Issei's shadow.

"The hell!?" Raynare shouted as my Specter grabbed Issei.

"What the hell is going on!?" Issei shouted as the spear neared him, and not a moment too soon I grabbed the Light Spear and landed in a roll.

"Who the hell are-" Raynare shouted as I stood up and twirled her Light Spear, "Vincent?"

"Sup Yuuma." I said with a grin before turning to Issei and my Specter, "Take Issei to my place, then go inform the Devil in charge I saved him will you?"

The Specter nodded before it began to sink into the shadows, the Light Spear in my hand dissolved as that happened.

"Vincent..." Raynare said still stunned, "I can explain."

"So which did you want to explain?" I asked in deadpan, "The fact you're a Fallen Angel? Knew that. The fact you're trying to kill my Neighbor? I can assume it's cause he's got a Sacred Gear. Or are you gonna explain if you planned to kill me or not?"

Raynare seemed shocked as she descended to the ground, "You knew?" Raynare asked.

"Yeah." I said crossing my arms, my Shade Revolver discreetly equipped, "So care to explain on the real reason you hung around me so long?"

Raynare sighed as she sat down on the fountain, "My orders were to observe you, see if you were going to be swayed to a side, and kill you if you chose to join any other faction other than the Fallen." Raynare said.

"Oh for the love of-" I groaned, "Do none of the factions employ freaking diplomacy? No wonder everyone's fighting each other, and no freaking wonder there are internal conflicts within the Devil's and Fallen!"

Raynare's head shot up as I said that, "What do you mean internal conflicts within the Grigori?" Raynare demanded.

"What was your original set of orders, and who TOLD you them?" I asked cocking an eyebrow.

"Lord Azazel." Raynare said with a sigh, "He told us to observe anyone with a Sacred Gear. And that boy Issei is the only one that has one that I've been able to sense that isn't apart of the Devils."

'And you failed to spot two more.' I thought, "And how does observe translate to 'Run through with a Light Spear'?" I asked.

"We received New Orders from Azazel." Raynare said.

"And who delivered these orders?" I asked crossing my arms.

Raynare was silent for a moment before her eyes widened, "Kokabiel... Oh how could I be so fucking stupid!" Raynare shouted punching the statue, "Lord Azazel's too interested in researching the Sacred Gears to want to kill someone and risk the chance of losing it for a long time! Kokabiel's a fucking warmonger!"

"Yeah... Azazel is pretty much a nerd." I muttered.

Raynare looked at me confused, "How do you know Lord Azazel?" She asked.

"Found a book in legitimate Enochian." I said with a shrug, "Knew someone who had a connection to Azazel... The dude was there in record time."

Raynare went wide eyed, "I don't even know True Enochian..." She muttered, "So... What now? I can't exactly go back with a failed mission and no physical damage to me."

"Well..." I mused revealing my Shade revolver, "I shoot you in a non lethal spot, like say the leg." I started, "And in turn you tell them you killed me instead?"

"And how are they going to take the fact you're still alive?" Raynare asked.

"Welp, we've got two Devil's in town." I said, "And I already agreed to join the Gremory girl."

"The idiot one?" Raynare asked in a deadpan look, "The one that just uses ONLY her Power of Destruction?"

"Who also happens to be in emotional pain." I added, "But yeah, the dumber, and more prideful, of the two in Kouh... My and my bleeding heart am I right?"

Raynare just sighed, "Fine...just let me know before you shoot me."

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I returned to my house, thankfully empty of all but Issei, "Vincent!" Issei shouted, "What the hell was that about!? What happened to Yuuma!"

"Issei... This is gonna be a long talk." I said, "Keep your mind open."

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I took Issei to my Sanctuary, and talked to him very slowly through the whole thing.

"So let me get this straight." Issei said, "Yuuma was actually a Fallen Angel named Raynare... Who didn't even love me, just wanted me to let my guard down so she could kill me because I have a Sacred Gear."

'Shit that's Issei's love life confidence gone.' I thought, 'Gonna have to fix that quick.' "Be that as it may FOR RAYNARE!" I shouted, "You need to remember that other girls will eventually have legitimate feelings of love for you... Or at the very least, lust."

Issei nodded, but I could tell he was still in thought, "And Devil's can turn humans into other Devil's with an Evil Piece system."

"Correct." I said.

"And those Devil's can eventually become high class and have their own Peerage right?" Issei asked.

"Yes..." I said, "Are you going where I think you're-"

"Then I'm going to join a Devil and become a HAREM KING!" Issei shouted.

"And that's what you take from this." I sighed, "Well, I've contacted one of the two High Class running Kouh, and she's the one that seems to have called dibs on you. Coincidentally she's the one I agreed to join."

"Oh come on!" Issei groaned, "Whats she like?"

"I think you'll just have to find out tomorrow." I said with a grin, "Tonight though I'll have a friend keep an eye on your place for the night so you're safe. The Devil in charge will contact you tomorrow after class."

"Got it." Issei said standing up, "How do I get my Sacred Gear out anyway?"

"Probably best to save that for later, you've already got a target on your back, let's not make it a Neon Sign." I advised.

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It's done at LONG LAST.

Now I am sick at the moment of finishing this and I've sneezed seven times writing this so good night folks.