Hello, yes I am still working on DAaaG SHUT UP!

Anyway, Happy Holidays and Happy New Years everyone (For the belayment of these messages.)

Main reason this took so long was because I wanted to work on other stories is that too much to understand people? Stop nagging me to keep continue working on this story! It'll only make me take longer to update it out of spite!

Enjoy.

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[Vincent P.O.V.]

I swear I was beyond tempted to punch Issei as we were walking to Kouh.

"Issei, do me a favor and don't jump ahead of the conversation." I said to the perverted idiot walking next to me with a massive grin, "Devil's and their pride and all that shit... Even if she's a bit too prideful."

"Uh huh uh huh." Issei said nodding without listening. So I decided to punch him. "Aaagh! What the hell man?" Issei whined.

"Listen pervenstein." I sighed, "The devil in charge is a sexy chick to don't go screaming about boobs okay? Also you're reincarnating first."

"What why me first?" Issei asked confused.

"According to one of my sources, the number of a Devil's Evil Pieces required are based proportionately on the Devil King's Power." I said, "And according to her that means either my physical power, magical power, or Sacred Gear. I don't have a Sacred Gear, nor any skill in Magic whatsoever, physically speaking I'm not that much above the average man." I then looked at Issei, "Frankly speaking in case you take a lot of Evil Pieces to reincarnate because of your Sacred Gear I won't be leaving you to the wolves."

"So what exactly do you think your worth is?" Issei asked genuinely.

"To be perfectly honest I'd say just a single Pawn." I said shrugging, "I'm practically a blank slate as far as the Evil Pieces are concerned, I have potential, but no immediate power. You however, if you somehow take up eight pawns I don't wanna waste her left over Knight, Bishop, and Rook for just the worth of a Pawn."

"Okay." Issei said nodding.

"But hey." I said patting Issei on the back, "If I don't end up joining the Devil I'll still do what I can to provide support."

"Thanks neighbor." Issei said.

"Also when you get called out of class by someone you almost never speak with, don't say anything to the class." I said in deadpan.

"Why?" Issei asked.

"Cause lord knows if she sends who I think she'll send the last thing I need is for the Manga Club to start drawing up Yaoi of the three of us." I said.

"OH GOD NO!" Issei cried out.

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"Classes are over for the day." I said to myself as the bell rang and I stood up. Almost instantly the door opened up to see Kiba enter the room. Followed instantly by the girls going into an uproar.

"Hey." Kiba said calmly and happily as he entered the room.

"Oh my god it's prince golden nuts." Issei muttered.

"The Dark and Light Princes in the same room!" A girl squealed, "I can't decide who I like more!"

"Oi I've got to talk to the bloodsucker about what she did." I grumbled.

"Ah there you two are." Kiba said slipping past the group of girls and walking over to me and Issei.

"Uh.. Yeah, these are our desks." Issei said unhappily.

"Nice to see you again blondie." I said smirking, "I'm guessing the club president sent you about our applications to the ORC?" I added, thankfully I sent Rias a text about a cover story as to WHY she's bringing me and Issei to the ORC.

"Wait..." Issei.

"That's correct." Kiba said, "Could you two come with me?"

"Oh my god." Muryama said "Is Kiba going to walk out of this room with that Pervert?"

"It's two princes they'll be fine right?" Katase asked worried, no doubt for Kiba.

"Don't worry." I said, "Kiba will be fine, it's two against one and I live next to the pervert and I'm still fine." The collective sigh I heard was kinda of scary I'll admit, "Besides one of the side projects I'm working on is to make Issei similar to Kiba. A nice guy who ain't a pervert."

Most of the girls looked relieved, but Muryama and Katase, both of whom now knew about Devil's, had their eyes turn white as they caught onto the double meaning of my words.

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"Come in!" Rias called out after Kiba knocked on the door.

"Wait... That was Rias's voice." Issei said to himself as we entered the room, then he noticed Koneko sitting on the couch eating from a bag of candy, "Is that Koneko?"

"Yep." I said to Issei before looking back to Kiba, "Have you dug up anything about that abomination we encountered a couple weeks ago yet?"

"No." Kiba said with a sigh, "It's like it doesn't want to be found."

"Damn." I muttered, "I don't like that thing just wandering around."

"What are you talking about?" Issei asked.

"Some information you'll probably be needing to look into during your future time as a Devil." I said causing Issei to freeze.

"Wait... Rias Gremory is the President of the ORC..." Issei muttered, "ARE YOU TELLING ME RIAS IS A DEVIL KING!?"

"He's got a brain after all." Koneko said popping a candy into her mouth.

"No need to be rude Koneko." I said listening around, hearing a shower running, "Seriously? You guys have a shower in here?"

"What?" Issei asked popping his head in.

"President's using it right now." Koneko said, "Akeno's grabbing her some clothes."

Issei practically went catatonic at those words, prompting me to clonk in on the head to knock him out of it.

"Got it." I said taking a seat next to Koneko and looking at Kiba, "How's the bastard sword working for you Kiba?"

"Its... Coming along." Kiba said, causing me to give him a flat look, "Also, that perverted witch you and Koneko saw? I think I saw her yesterday."

"Huh?" Issei and I asked.

"Yeah." Kiba said scratching the back of his head, "She saw me right as she was reaching to grope herself and just ran away..."

"Oh brother..." I grumbled.

"I'm completely lost." Issei said.

"Don't worry about it Issei, let's just wait for Akeno to show up so Rias can come out of the shower with her decency." I said.

About three minutes later Akeno arrived, passed Rias's clothes to her in the bathroom, and the red-head Gremory stepped out into the room with a smile.

"Hey Rias." I said waving.

"Hello Vincent, Issei." Rias said, "I got your message... Although the thing that sent it was..."

"Spooky?" I asked as I mentally commanded my Specter to rise up from the shadows it was waiting in.

"Yes actually." Akeno said looking at the Specter, "Though quite interesting you have it on your side. I've not seen something like that before."

I just shrugged, "Anyway Rias I've given Issei the whole run down about what you are, and why the guy was targeted. I haven't however had him awaken his Sacred Gear."

"Thank you." Rias said, though pouting a bit, probably over the fact she couldn't give Issei the explanation I got, "So then Issei, seeing as you now know, would you like to join my Peerage? I treat my peerage as my family, Kiba, Koneko, and Akeno can confirm this."

"Of course I will!" Issei shouted, "I'm being targeted by Fallen Angels because I have a Sacred Gear so I want some protection until I can fight back. But more Importantly... SO I CAN BECOME HAREM-"

*BANG*

"EEP!" Issei squeaked as he ducked down after I pulled out and fired my revolver.

"Oh calm down wuss, it was a blank." I said chuckling.

"A-anyway." Rias said, a bit jumpy after I had fired a gun in the room, "Let's get started." With that Rias began to summon her box of Evil Pieces.

"You brought a gun to school?" Akeno asked.

"I'll explain later." I said, "Besides after Carmilla I'm going nowhere unarmed."

Issei blinked, "Carmilla? The Vampire? She's real?" He asked, getting looks from Everyone, "It was part of a book report in school before Kouh became Co-ed."

"Oh yeah, queen vampire of a more Amazon based vampiric kingdom." I said, "And when she said the novel she had written was almost completely accurate I'm pretty sure she's just like the novel... Lesbian... Actually, she had a woman by her side when she attacked me, that might have been Laura."

"What did you do to piss her off?" Issei asked.

"Filled a Stray Devil with lead." I said shrugging.

"Who's going first?" Rias asked as she pulled out a Pawn.

"Issei." I said pushing the pervert forward, "I've already done some calculations and I'm most likely worth a single pawn, Issei's Sacred Gear however is the wildcard."

Rias nodded, "Alright Issei, lie down on the couch." She ordered.

Issei did just that, after Kiba got off the only couch big enough for him, Rias then knelt next to Issei to reach his chest easily.

"Not one..." Rias muttered, "Or two... Not even four?" Eventually a red light covered Issei and blinded me, with Rias sighing in relief, "Thank Satan." She muttered, "Issei, you took up seven of my Pawns."

'Seven? He took eight originally?' I thought.

"Thankfully I had a Mutation Piece in the form of a Pawn that I could use for you." Rias finished, "A Mutation Piece is just as it sounds, a rare variant on Evil Piece that is worth more than the average piece... Still the fact you took so many..."

"He must have one hell of a Sacred Gear." I said smirking, "So you've got once Pawn left?"

"Yes." Rias said as Issei stood up, his hand covering his eyes as he adjusted to his new senses.

"Well let's get to it then." I said lying down, "The sooner I'm on a side the sooner I'm off the targeting list."

Rias just chuckled as she placed her remaining pawn onto my chest... And my vision when red.

'Guess I called it right.' I thought.

[Your Race has changed to 'Devil']

[Your resistance to Darkness has increased significantly]

[Your resistance to Light has decreased significantly]

[You've gained the ability 'Night Vision']

[Night Vision- You can see in the dark, what is says on the tin]

[You've gained the ability 'Language']

[Language- Allows you to understand any spoken language, both human and supernatural]

[You've gained the ability 'Promotion']

[Promotion- When in enemy territory you can change your Evil Piece, granting Buffs to your stats based on the Piece]

[STR, VIT, INT, WIS, AGI, and LUCK have increased by 5]

'Holy crap I just got notification bombed.' I thought sitting up.

"Issei, Vincent, how do you two feel?" Rias asked us.

"Pretty good." I said as Akeno sat next to me and Issei sitting on the other side of me, as there was no room next to Akeno, "Although, now that I'm officially a member of your Peerage I've got to confess."

"About that thing?" Kiba asked pointing to Specter.

"Oh." I said holding up my hand, causing a Spirit's flame to form, "Specter is hardly a scratch in what my ability is and is capable of."

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Well folks, that's the chapter.

Now I've got to go, it's hard not going straight to my games as I wrote this but as I pulled out my notes to this to update Vincent I realized I only ever kept up with Vincent's stat's VIA this story, I never updated Vincent's stats as I wrote.

Oops.

Anyway I'll see you all another day, hope you enjoyed.