Chapter 2

Dante and Trish were both getting ready to go do Lady's Job offer Dante dressed into his usual attire (DMC 1 outfit) but he left the coat off so was just in the shirt and vest.

Trish was wearing her usual leather pants and corset she knew Dante liked it she suddenly asked him "Dante?"

He turned to her "yeah babe?"

Trish asked "can I drive the bike to get us there?" Dante said "I don't like riding passenger on a bike I prefer driving" Trish said "if you let me…. I'll … I'll.."

Dante waited before offering suggestions "blow me? Pay for pizza? Walk around naked for a week?"

Trish smiled "all of those"

Dante stood quick saying "DEAL!" he said as he turned and grabbed Agni and Rudra off his weapon wall Agni suddenly said "Finally it has been a long time" Rudra spoke too "such a long time"

Dante said "Jesus I forgot you guys could talk"

Trish said "hi Agni hey Rudra" they both spoke out "greetings beautiful one" Dante hit their heads together "Hey back off my girl ya flirty pervs… Trish don't encourage them"

Trish replied "Dante I talk to them all the time when you are away and I get lonely"

Dante looked shocked "how many of my weapons do you talk to?"

Trish drank from her cup before replying "all the ones that can talk back except Nevan …. She ..I don't like how she talks about you"

Dante grinned "you jealous trish? Did she talk about how I met her?"

Trish sighed "yes and you flirted with her A LOT"

Dante grabbed Ebony and Ivory and holstered them on his back before saying "you know what you and her have in common?"

Trish replied "the electricity powers?"

Dante said "well that too but you both tried to kill me… well she only tried once you did it like twice"

Trish said "Dante… but in the end I saved you" Dante said "yeahhhhh…. She saves me every time I use her besides where do you get off getting jealous? How do I know you aren't flirting with Agni and Rudra or Alastor or Ifrit?"

Trish said "well Alastor says "you're not worthy of me" nearly every time I flirt with him" Dante said "SO YOU DO FLIRT WITH HIM?!"

Trish says "I .. well I don't mean it I mean it's a sword I'm just having fun Dante don't get so jealous about it"

Dante replied "fine … Nevan babe you are one of the sexiest Demonesses I have ever come across" he said looking at the guitar as Electricity went through it as Nevan's voice could be heard she chuckled before saying "why thank you dear … you weren't so bad yourself"

Trish crossed her arms looking pissed off "Dante STOP IT!" Dante said "what so you can but I cannot? Well that's some bullshit"

Trish said "can we go now?" she sounded very pissed off as she went and got on the bike outside

Dante chuckled to himself "I was right .. I have rotten luck with women" he walked outside and got on the bike sitting behind her and pressed against her as he reached around and held onto her by her breasts

Trish let out a moan "Dante I can't drive like this.." Dante replied "you've done worse" she thought about it and he was right she had driven under worse conditions as Trish started driving Dante asked "so Trish I have a question"

Trish said "go on then baby"

Dante asked "did mundus hand out scripts? Cause every demon I came across on mallet island said shit like "I'll destroy you son of sparda"

Trish chuckled "no honey he didn't hand out any scripts but I see where you are coming from" she moved her ass against his dick as she was driving to tease him

Trish said "my turn when you were young … did you actually know your father?" Dante thought for a moment "to be honest .. I don't remember him much he was never really there…. "

Trish said "and your mother?"

Dante smiled "yes I remember her she was the best" he said as he had nothing but good memories of his mother aside from the one of her death

Trish thought awhile "wish I knew what it felt like to have parents"

Dante said "yeah I suppose Mundus doesn't count huh?"

Trish said "he wasn't my father … more like my master I .. it's complicated"

…

Soon after Trish and Dante arrived at the strip club it seemed closed but the owner was there waiting "are you guys from devil may cry?" Trish said "yeah we're the … exterminators for your pest problem"

The owner seemed a real pervert as his eyes were glued to Trish as he asked "hey you ever want a job here I will pay you good baby you are gorgeous"

Dante heard and said "WHAT? You motherfu.." Trish held Dante back "Dante Dante.. Baby calm down okay let's just get the job done huh?" she whispered to him.

Dante breathed in heavily "fine .. " he stepped forward looking down at the guy "look douchebag get outta here and come back in an hour and have the money ready" he said as the Owner went off.

Dante walked into the club all the colorful lights were still on even the music just nobody around he went and sat in front of the main stage waiting for the demons to show up

Trish however had other ideas as she stepped up on the stage and grabbed the pole

Dante asked with a smirk "what are you up to?"

Trish said "just wanted to dance for my boyfriend maybe I have talent for pole dancing" she said as she started to sexily dance for Dante.

Dante watched from his seat "I have the best girlfriend ever"

Trish unzipped her corset slowly just enough for him to see most of her breasts as she danced up and down the pole till she saw Dante pointing a gun at her she gasped as he shot his gun but hit a demon behind her as Trish pulled out luce and ombra and started shooting at demons as they came out of nowhere.

Dante jumped up and swung off the pole and kicked a demon in mid air "WHOOO!" he yelled before landing and pulling out Agni and Rudra hacking and slashing away at every demon that came near him.

Trish jumped and held Dante's shoulder for support as she kicked a demon across the face using her powers to electrocute it at the same time as she channeled her powers into her guns.

Dante said "oh I want a pepperoni large pizza tonight"

Trish laughed as they fought "and then I can give you that blowjob too huh?"

Dante said "well after that dance on stage I don't think you'll have any trouble getting me UP…. ahh Lady will just come and ruin it anyway asking for her half that she totally does not deserve"

Trish jumped onto Dante's shoulders with his head between her thighs as she kept shooting "surely Lady deserves a finders fee"

Dante said "but half?!"

Trish smiled down at him "maybe she has a boyfriend she wants to spend money on"

Dante said "poor bastard well he deserves to be compensated for every second he spends around her"

Trish said "Lady is pretty hot though I'm sure a guy would love being around her"

Dante said "she's not as hot as you" he said cutting a demon in half

Trish finished off the last Demon and said "I'm sure you'd have gone for her if she was"

Dante said "what? Hey I fell in love for you for you… not because you are hot"

Trish kissed him "I know baby … "

….

The Owner of the club soon came back with a case full of money "here you are"

Dante snatched the case off him "give it"

The Owner said "remember my offer sweetheart" he said to Trish

Dante said "that's it" Dante went and punched the man in the throat watching him choke as he fell to his knees "yeah you take a minute dickwad"

Trish said "Dante!"

Dante said "what? Come on we're going home" Trish got on behind him and held onto him as he drove them back home.

….

Dante walked straight in and saw Lady sat at his desk with her feet up on it "no" he said simply "Lady get your fine ass out of my chair"

Lady said "where is my money?"

Trish asked "lady you have a boyfriend?"

Lady said "what no why?"

Dante said "just wondering where all your money goes"

Lady replied "wouldn't you like to know?" she said standing up "Lucia came by"

Trish said "WHY?!... I mean .. why?"

Lady said "she was looking for Dante told her you were on a job"

Dante said "haven't seen her in ages"

Trish said "and you won't see her in ages longer"

Dante asked "why don't you like her?"

Trish said "cause she likes you and doesn't know when to back off you're mine!"

Dante said "yes I am baby so just … make it clear in front of her you know?"

Trish said "oh I will just you wait" she said heading up stairs

Lady asked "she okay?" Dante replied "no she hates Lucia" he handed Lady her money she looked shocked

Dante said "oh don't look shocked I'm tired .. can't be bothered arguing just take the money go and enjoy yourself"

Lady hugged him "Thanks Dante"

Dante froze and went wide eyed "... uhhh Lady … are you alright?"

Lady nodded "yeah I just can't be bitchy to you when you're being nice" she said letting go of him "see ya later" and walked out with her money.

Dante said to himself "what the fuck?" he slowly went and sat down at his desk.

for a few minutes was quiet before then gasping "oh shit PIZZA!" he said dialing the pizza guy.