Chapter 3

Dante was at his desk with his feet up on his desk eating pizza nothing unusual till he heard faint voices from his weapon room he stood up and went to go see what it was when he got there he saw Trish talking to Alastor

Trish asked "so you don't think I'm sexy?" she teased

Electricity channelled through the sword as it spoke "not in the least… " the voice sounded like that of a ghost.

Dante leaned against the door as he hadn't been noticed yet he smirked as Trish got rejected by a sword.

Trish pouted "well you're a sword so I guess you're into other swords huh?"

Alastor replied "I was once a being with a body"

Trish said "so if you had a body you're telling me you wouldn't find me attractive"

Alastor replied "not at all… does it matter?"

Agni and Rudra suddenly piped up "we find you beautiful"

Trish smiled "thanks guys but … the thought of being double teamed by you two leaves me all hot and bothered" she spoke sexily

Dante shook his head "okay…" he said walking over "Trish what the hell are you doing?"

Trish gasped "wha.. I I was flirting there problems?"

Dante said "YES yes there are problems you're flirting with weapons"

Trish said "they are people dante how could you be so insensitive"

Dante facepalmed "oh my god really? They don't have bodies well Nevan does… it's like flirting to a guy without a dick what good is that gonna do him if he can't fuck?"

Trish and even some of the weapons burst out laughing

Dante eventually laughed along too till they heard a knock at the door "well I know it's not lady that bitch never knocks she walks in like she owns the place" Dante said as he went and answered the door and immediately shut it upon seeing The Owner of the strip club he said "HEY! I'm just here to see Trish about that job offer"

Dante growled Trish was smirking "I could answer if you like"

Dante said "no you couldn't cause I wouldn't let you" as he then froze and a grin came on his face

Trish said "no dante don't"

Dante grinned "watch me" he said as he opened the door in his devil form and growled loudly making the owner fall backwards and shit himself "OH GOD IN HEAVEN!" he said as he ran away past Nero and Kyrie who were coming down the street.

Dante chuckled "hehe pussy" he said as he changed back to his human form he saw Nero and called out "HEY KID! And .. KID'S GIRLFRIEND!"

Nero sighed "her name is Kyrie and mine is Nero or are you going senile old man?"

Dante said "old man? I'll have you know I'm in the best state of my life"

Kyrie stepped in shyly as she didn't know Dante or Trish all that well but Trish insisted they get to know each other.

Trish saw and said "hey hun come in sit down relax"

Kyrie did as she was told "umm it's good to see you again I never thanked you for saving me"

Dante turned "her? What did she do she was on the other side of the city doing nothing"

Trish stood "nothing? I helped get the civilians out as you wanted"

Dante said "still didn't help save Kyrie though by the time I got to you after saving Nero AND Kyrie you were eating ice cream at the gates"

Nero said "wait WHAT? I saved Kyrie"

Dante looked over at him not speaking a few seconds before saying "sure ya did … lover boy damn I remember what that was like being all romantic and.."

Nero butt in "young?"

Dante said "you shut your face I'm still young and still handsome and Kyrie … Nero here is my proof did he tell you about that fight after I shot sanctus in the face and killed some of those holy knights then I walked over to you after you tripped and Nero came and drop kicked me in the face? No? Well I'll tell you what happened shortly after you guys left he wrapped his legs around me in mid air"

Nero said "wait a minute I was trying to kill you"

Dante said "blah blah blah I saw that look in your eye I was more worried you were trying to fuck me then kill me but hey you still penetrated me either way…. With my own sword"

Trish said "Dante maybe not the best time for this?"

Dante said "why not? Thought we were "getting to know each other" as you said I was just telling Kyrie her boyfriend … MIGHT be a faggot"

Nero said "DANTE REALLY?!"

Dante said "what's the problem? Do you know how many times you punched me before throwing my sword at me? I am gonna be giving cheap shots all night you DICK" he said

Kyrie asked "were you going to kill me too that day Dante?"

Dante said "no… you looked way too terrified to be a demon the way you looked at me … you were scared …. Then your hero came and kicked me across the room"

Nero said "felt good"

Dante said "you know what else felt good? Watching you get your ass kicked by ANOTHER "old man"" Dante teased "still cannot believe you let that creep get the better of you"

Trish said "ah I think he was distracted by his lovely girlfriend here"

Nero looked and said "so you're Trish huh?"

Trish tilted her head "don't look surprised we have met before"

Nero said "no I'd recognise you if I … … wait GLORIA?!"

Trish grinned "you liked that outfit huh?"

Kyrie asked "what outfit?"

Nero said "NEVERMIND I mean…. Nevermind"

Dante smiled having flashbacks of when he fucked Trish while she was dressed as Gloria he then said "pretty sure that old guy wanted to fuck you"

Trish said "oh he requested that I stay by him awhile after you shot him in the face"

Dante said "what really? Eww how's that even work? I mean I thought old guys couldn't get boners"

Nero and Trish started laughing at that as even Kyrie giggled a bit

Dante chuckled and said "back to the serious question though…. Nero…"

Nero looked up at him "huh?"

Dante asked "were you trying to fuck me that day I mean I know I'm pretty hot but you were coming on way too strong"

Nero pulled out the blue rose "I will shoot you I will shoot you in the liver"

Dante chuckled "oooh I hit a nerve hope it was one above the waist"

Nero shot his gun at him Dante split into two people using his doppelganger power he then looked at his other self "wow .. I am hot hey Trish wanna try a threesome tonight with me and….. Me?" they both grinned

Trish said "oooh you can do that?"

Nero said "guys really?"

Dante said "oh Nero stop hating you're just jealous you're a virgin"

Kyrie blushed all the sudden as did Nero "that's none of your business" Nero said

Dante chuckled and sat down beside Trish "ahhh heuston we have no problems"

Trish said "Dante are we having dinner?"

Dante said "this was your idea you tell me I fine I'll order pizza Nero pizza?"

Nero just nodded happy to get off topic of his virginity "yeah sure pizza is good"

Dante said "pizza is good Kyrie pizza?"

Kyrie smiled and nodded "yes please Dante"

So after a good two hours of talking and eating pizza Nero and Kyrie had began to leave

Nero said "well we better get home"

Dante said "yeah .. you sure you got everything?"

Nero nodded "yeah I got all my stuff"

Dante asked "Virginity included?"

Nero said "shut up" as he was frustrated

Dante just chuckled waving him and Kyrie off "good luck"

Once outside Kyrie asked "Nero… would you like to.. Umm maybe have sex?"

Nero went wide eyed "I don't let dante's words pressure you into … Yeah I really would I mean… not that I umm.. You don't have to.." he was tripping over himself

Kyrie took his hand smiling lovingly at him "let's go home"

Dante looked to Trish "he doesn't know it yet but I just got him laid tonight"

Trish said "you were picking on him all night"

Dante said "not my fault he gets angry too easy … hey trish he did he did strike me as gay when I first met him … he had the craziest look in his eye and at one point he said "let's get it on""

Trish chuckled "that film was funny…. Sooo you can make a clone of yourself hmm?" she said as her hand started rubbing his thigh

Dante grinned "what of it?"

Trish said "well why don't we umm… go upstairs and see what double trouble we can get ourselves into?"

Dante said "sounds good to me babe but I don't think you can handle two of me"

Trish said "tell you what if you do this for me then I'll consider asking Lady into a thressome with us"

Dante went wide eyed before fainting and falling over onto the floor

When he awoke he would find a naked Trish sitting on top of him and slapping him to awake him "Trish … what the fuck happened?"

Trish said "well I just took my clothes off and wanted to have sex with two yous so I had to slap you to wake you up"

Dante said "not what I meant but .. okay" he then used his doppelganger ability and another Dante was behind Trish and started kissing at her neck as the Dante below her kissed the other side of her neck sucking and biting gently at it as she moaned out holding them both against her

Trish breathed out "I… I'm in ..heaven" she said as the Dante behind her then grabbed her breasts massaging them gently rubbing his fingers over her nipples making her gasp and moan out "oh Dante … Dantes"

The Dante below her pulled out his cock which was already hard and throbbing for her with a bit of pre cum coming out as he moved into her slowly making her grip his shoulders moaning into his ear sexily "baby you owe me for this it's ahh ...not as easy as it seems"

The Dante behind her then moved into her too making her gasp "holy shit! Fuck! It feels so good!" Trish couldn't control her moans as she was so wet and horny she lasted about twenty minutes before she started cumming screaming out his name Dante then pulled out of making himself just one again as Trish grabbed his cock and started jerking him and sucking the tip of his cock as he moaned "oh fuck Trish I'm gonna cum" he moaned as he released inside her mouth.

Trish smiled opening her mouth showing him the cum then swallowed it and licked her lips "I love you Dante"

Dante told her "best... girlfriend…. ever… I love you too Trish" he said as he picked her up and carried her upstairs to the bedroom placing her down in bed and crawling in beside her holding her against him "goodnight baby"

Trish kissed him "goodnight Dante"