Chapter 4

Lady had once again walked into the devil may cry Dante looked up seeing her and just watched as she walked right over to his desk and took a slice of his pizza he gasped in horror "wha… are you fucking high? That's MY damn pizza"

Lady said "I didn't see your name on it anywhere"

Dante closed the box and showed her his name was actually written on the box "see that? Property of me"

Lady said "I don't see why you wouldn't let me have your pizza I look out for you am I not your friend?"

Dante said "oh god how? How many friends you know that ONLY visit when they are collecting money or have a shit job to offer?"

Lady was stumped it was true she didn't really visit unless it was for that.

Dante pointed and said "exactly and TODAY you just walk in no hello and take my last slice of pizza well I hope you're happy"

Lady said "you remember how we met?"

Dante all the sudden smirked "yep you had a stick so far up your ass I mean you shot a rocket at me and then I surfed that rocket around the damn room …. Cause I'm a badass"

Lady said "and your ego was… huge to say the least"

Dante said "that's what she said"

Lady shook her head but chuckled "oh don't ever change Dante"

Dante grinned "oh I won't …. EVER"

Trish then came in and said "hey Lady …. Did Dante flirt with you when you met?"

Lady said "oh yeah and he just wouldn't stop oh wait that's not true there was when a huge demon fell from the sky and then Dante cut through it's eyeball and jumped out covered in blood and he started walking off and I told him to wait and he said "if you're asking for a date … forget it cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head""

Dante said "yeah she was falling to her death and I caught her and said "now this is my kind of rain … no wonder the sky looks funny today" so then the bitch says to let her go she WANTED me to drop her so I said "let you go? But it would be a shame if you ended up a pretty stain" THEN she shot me in the face"

Trish chuckled "that's how she shows her thanks"

Dante said "that's what I asked her afterwards and it was followed by another bullet in the face ….. Oh shit EVERY woman I have met has tried to kill me this is a sign from god all women are crazy"

Lady shrugged "welp you're not wrong"

Dante said "I rarely am"

Trish then randomly said "Dante can make a clone of himself and we had a threesome"

Lady said "what the hell did I need to know that for?"

Dante picked up his magazine trying to distract himself

Trish said "I just thought I'd talk about it oh oh hey … Lady who would you rather fuck Dante or Vergil?"

Lady said "WHAT!?"

Dante shook his head "what the fuck is happening?"

Lady said "Vergil was I mean he was … sort of handsome but… I fuck I'm not answering this"

Dante looked at lady "holy shit you had the hots for vergil? Why don't you tell him? Oh fuck I'm calling him poor guy is still a virgin" he said dialing Vergil's number "Vergil hey it's Dante lo… " the line went dead "... asshole!"

Trish said "I'll call him he answers me"

Dante says "yeah it's a little suspicious"

Trish said "Dante there is nothing going on between me and your brother"

He replied "hope not hate to have to kick his ass … again"

Lady said "Trish you are not calling him"

Trish said "why not? You like him"

Lady said "no I .. I don't even... how did this come up?" she was blushing a lot

Dante said "Trish call him call him"

Trish rang his number but went straight to voicemail "ugh he turned his phone off"

Lady said "GOOD this is stupid you guys are jerks"

Dante stood up "we're just trying to get you and Vergil laid together and then you'd be like … like my sister in law and that would make more sense to everyone that observes us together"

Lady asked "what you mean?"

Dante said "well sisters are complete and utter bitches to their brothers"

Lady said "I'm not being bitchy today"

Dante said "you're right you're being horny for my brother"

Lady yelled "DANTE!"

Trish said "I don't see the problem you like him and I..I think he likes you you know"

Lady asked "really? I mean I don't care"

Dante said "okay Lady here have a beer tonight we're closed and we're all gonna just have fun" he said handing Lady a beer

Lady looked at it "oh for god's sake fine .. could use some time to unwind"

Trish knew what Dante was up to and was definitely going to play to it.

Later on that night Trish and Lady were all very drunk

Trish said "Dante change the song on the box thingy"

Dante said "that's a jukebox Trish you are such a lightweight" he said as he walked over and somebody to love by Queen came on "ohhh fuck Lady this is so you're song"

Lady said "I love this song … can anybody find meee somebody to loooovee" she sang in her drunkenness

Trish giggled "Lady … hey I think you should send Vergil a pic of your boobs"

Lady turned to her "... you do?"

Dante said "ummm that might be a bad idea you'll scare the life out of him"

Lady said "it was your idea for me to talk to him anyway you douche maybe I do wanna show him my tits I have good tits Dante"

Dante said "I'm not saying a damn thing" he said as he was getting worried

Trish was giggling as she watched Lady rant

Lady said "ohhh Trish gimmie your phone I'm gonna send him a pic of my boobs"

Trish actually handed her the phone Dante tried to stop her as he grabbed it "the fuck?! No don't do that lady!" Trish pounced on Dante and held him down as Lady grabbed the phone ripping it out of Dante's grip as she then ran upstairs to the bathroom clutching the phone Dante yelled "get back here you crazy woman! Don't do it!"

Lady then undid a few buttons of her shirt showing her breasts a little and sent it to Vergil then yelled "I sent it!"

Dante said "ohhh shit this was a terrible fucking idea"

Trish said "this is so much fun"

Dante said "it won't be when Vergil starts brooding tice as much"

Vergil was in his apartment and saw the text alert from trish and looked at it then went wide eyed as he saw Lady and quickly turned it off breathing heavily as he didn't know what to do.

Dante stepped outside devil may cry and called Vergil he actually answered and said "Dante…. Lady has .. sent me.."

Dante stopped him "look I know I… I tried to stop her bro I promise Trish talked her into it.. "

Vergil asked "what … what am I supposed to do?"

Dante replied "well … I dunno I mean if it were me ….I'd probably jerk off and try and get laid next time I saw her… hello?"

Vergil hung up

Dante said to himself "well it's outta my hands now"

He then walked back inside seeing Lady talking with Trish "I think he'll definitely want to fuck me now I mean .. I'm sexy right?"

Trish hugged her "of course you are hun if I had a thingy I would put my thingy in your thingy in a heartbeat"

Lady hugged her back "thanks Trish that means alot"

Dante was watching in shock "the fuck is happening?"

Lady asked "Dante am I hot?"

Dante said "I'm not saying anyth.."

Lady started crying "ohh no if Dante doesn't think I'm hot vergil surely won't"

Dante scratched the back of his head as he closed his eyes "fine yeah .. you're you're hot"

Lady said "you mean it?"

Trish said "what ABOUT ME YOU JERK?!"

Dante said "oh my god Trish of course I think you're sexy I'm having sex with you every night"

Trish said "noooo you…. Oh yeah WELL NOT TONIGHT!"

Dante said "what the hell did I DO?!"

Trish stumbled towards him "I'm kidding I am definitely sucking your cock tonight"

Dante said "I think I like you more when you're drunk"

Trish giggled and started making out with him as she straddled his lap.

Lady watched "I'm going to tongue kiss vergil when I see him I better go visit him"

Dante saw Lady getting ready to leave "NO I mean it's too soon right?"

Lady looked at the clock "it's only midnight I'm just gonna go over and make out with him he'll like it he saw my tits"

Dante said "you're drunk lady"

Lady smiled and hugged Dante "oh you" she then went and started heading to Vergil's place

Dante held up his hands "fuck it not my problem" as soon as he turned around he would see Trish naked sat on his desk "I thought she'd never leave"

Dante said "Trish …. You are …."

Trish raised her eyebrows smiling "hmm?"

Dante said "the sexiest woman on the planet"

Trish walked over and kissed him hard moving her tongue into his mouth as she pulled him over to the couch shoving him down on it as she climbed onto his lap and stared down at him sexily and leaned in to kiss him but then fell against his shoulder and fell to sleep.

Dante sighed "aww dammit"