Chapter 7

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After accepting and finishing a job of hunting demons Dante was had collected his pay from a creepy middle aged dude but moments after that dante got on his bike and blinked and all the sudden appeared outside the devil may cry,but it didn't seem to strike him as odd that much as he walked inside and hung up his coat and sword and left his guns on the desk when all the sudden he stopped.

He heard moans coming from upstairs and his eyes went wide "no fucking way NO fuck that" he said.

he quickly went upstairs and kicked the door open to his bedroom and saw trish having sex with some little scrawny shithead his eyes widened in horror and shock.

All the sudden dante shot up and realised he had been dreaming or rather having a nightmare he looked down seeing Trish beside him she was still asleep she looked gorgeous and was making cute little noises in her sleep.

Dante leaned down and kissed her cheek before getting out of bed and pulled on a pair of black leather pants and a long sleeved black shirt and a pair of boots as he just walked downstairs and then chuckled to himself "hah stupid dream … " he said as he grabbed a beer out of his refrigerator and just went and stood on his front doorstep looking down the street and into the night sky he was having trouble forgetting about it though as the image of trish with someone else was burning in his head.

Trish was subconsciously moving her hand around in the bed trying to find dante but when she didn't she awoke and looked around not seeing him so she slowly got out of the bed and grabbed dante's coat and wrapped it over her body as she walked downstairs looking for him till she saw him stood outside and went out "dante?"

He turned to her surprised "oh hey babe,didn't wake you did I?"

She said "no but why are you out here? Could you not sleep?"

Dante said "no I had ..I had a nightmare" he said till he heard giggling and turned to see Trish giggling at him.

"Aww did dante have a bad dream?" she said in a mocking voice

Dante sarcastically laughed "haha yeah shut up"

Trish went and leaned against him hugging his chest "what was it about baby?"

Dante said "I don't want to talk about it…"

Trish said "yeah you do… you just want me to pry you'd have never told me you had a dream if you didn't want me asking about it"

Dante chuckled "you're too quick for me baby doll" he said taking another drink of his beer "okay… I had a nightmare that.. Well I came back here after a job"

Trish said "mmhmm go on"

Dante said "but when I got back .. I found you in our room fucking some douchebag"

Trish looked up at him at that "what'd he look like?"

Dante said "don't remember it was a blurry face dream after all, wait why you care what he looked like?"

Trish said "well I can't think of anyone that could charm me away from my sexy handsome loving dante so I just wanted to see what guy "dream trish" fell for"

Dante chuckled and kissed her before saying "well …. I am way better looking then the douche dream you was fucking"

Trish grabbed his face "look baby there isn't a man in the universe that could make me want to leave you, I love YOU okay?"

Dante stared into her eyes and nodded "yeah … I love you"

Trish kissed him and said "you wanna go back to bed?"

Dante saw the sun starting to come up in the distance it was dawn "nah not now… bet I couldn't sleep if I wanted to now"

Trish took his hand pulling him inside "come on then at least come inside with me" she said pulling him along to the couch where she sat him down and sat on his lap cuddling up to him "you know baby I had a similar dream once"

Dante said "you did?"

Trish said "yeah I remember most of it I came back home and I saw you fuking some redhead bitch on the desk"

Dante said "you see what she looked like?"

Trish said "yeah I did and let me tell you, dream dante is an idiot because he was fucking lucia!"

Dante gasped in horror "oh no way, dream dante is an asshole"

Trish nodded "I KNOW…. Then when I woke up I just laughed it off"

Dante thought back then looked like he realised something "wait a minute was that the day you woke me up laughing your ass off then when I asked what you were laughing at you said "oh nothing baby" and I said "first sign of craziness right there""

Trish giggled "yes that was the day"

Dante laughed "why did you find it so funny?"

Trish said "well cause I know you're not stupid"

Dante looked confused "huh?"

Trish stood up and took off dante's coat revealing her body and said "well there is just no way that you would give up all of THIS for that dumb tanned redheaded demon slut"

Dante said " there is no way in hell I would do that" he said as his mouth was watering looking at Trish's body.

Trish smiled down at him "I thought so it was just so stupid to think you'd ever cheat on me"

Dante nodded "yeah no guy would do that,except maybe vergil cause he's a douche and I think he secretly likes cock"

Trish burst out laughing "dante stop it,Vergil is with lady he's not gay"

Dante laughed "well you never know"

A few hours later

Vergil turned up at the devil may cry and stepped inside seeing Trish who was wearing a pair or dark blue jeans and a tight black t-shirt "oh hey Vergil"

Vergil walked over "Trish.. I need to talk to you"

Trish said "me?"

Vergil said "it's about lady"

Trish said "ohhhh don't worry it's just a period all human women have it"

Vergil said "no that's not it"

Trish said "oh… then what is it?"

Vergil said "is it normal for women to want so much sex?"

Trish burst out laughing and so did Dante who was listening from the kitchen.

Vergil said "I'm not seeing what is so amusing"

Trish said "no we're laughing at lady she's totally in love with you she must me either that or you're really good or both"

Dante said "I'm laughing at you though bro hah you got a girl with a high libido and here you are sounding like you're complaining about it I told you he was gay"

Trish said "shut up dante he's not gay Vergil loves sex with lady… don't you?" she asked looking at Vergil.

Vergil said nothing but his face slowly started turning red "that is none of your business"

Dante said "oh dude… I think you're the one wanting sex you're addicted to her"

All the sudden Lady walked in and smiled seeing Vergil as she walked over to him "hey hun" she said slapping his rear as she walked by him making him gasp.

Lady went to trish "trish can I talk to you?" trish said "sure… love helping people" she said leading lady upstairs leaving dante with vergil.

Dante turned to vergil "alright man you gotta pull yourself together"

Vergil said "what are you talking about?"

Dante said "are you unhappy with all the sex lady is giving?"

Vergil said "no I just .. she wants it an awful lot and I just don't want that to be all we do"

Dante said "well as weird as that is you can't say shit about it cause if she thinks you don't want sex she will start freaking out thinking she's ugly and all this female bullshit"

Vergil said "but why would she think that?"

Dante said "because women are crazy dude look I don't see how you're not happy about this I mean if she keeps coming for more that must mean you're really good… or she's a total nymph"

Lady was already telling trish how good vergil was in bed "there is no way in hell I was his first he's amazing"

Trish said "I'm very happy for you… Lady you might want to calm it down a bit though"

Lady said "what why?"

Trish said "because it's Vergil… I don't think he's as crazy about sex as dante"

Lady said "he never says no and everytime we do it he loves it the way he touches me and holds me"

Trish said "okay!... Okay … look you keep doing that but if you don't slow it down he might think that's all you like about him"

Lady said "ohhhh …okay I get it"

Vergil said "you and trish are different to me and mary"

Dante said "whoa… you're cheating on lady already? Who the hell is mary?"

Vergil said "it's not… Mary is her real name you fool"

Dante said "how do you know that?"

Vergil said "Arkham told me"

Dante said "oh… OH shit yeah I remember"

Vergil was about to call him an idiot then Trish and lady came out from upstairs Lady just took Vergil's hand and said "you ever seen dante's weapons?"

Vergil said "few"

Lady brought him through to where dante keeps all his devil arms "here look this one is ifrit and this is alastor"

Dante said "how you showing off MY shit? Get out"

Lady said "you're just jealous dante"

Dante laughed "of what you dumbass I'm the one with all the devil arms Vergil ain't got shit"

Vergil said "one of these is rightfully mine"

Dante said "what? bullshit this is all mine"

Vergil took beowolf "these are mine I had them first"

Dante said "yeah you did alright fine but only cause I have three others that are similar"

Vergil took them and lady and then left with her "see ya later guys" lady said on her way out.

Dante looked to trish and put his arm around her "they're nuts"

Trish said "yeah… or maybe it's us"

Dante said "nah it's them" making them both chuckle dante then spanked her ass making her moan

Trish said "heyyy … did you see Vergil's face when lady did it to him?"

Dante laughed "yeah poor bastard he's not used to it" he said as he went to the bathroom.

While dante was on the toilet there was a knock at the door trish went and answered it seeing none other than lucia.

Lucia asked "oh hello Trish… is Dante here?"

Trish said "no he isn't" she spoke in such a way it made lucia feel uncomfortable

Lucia then spoke "oh.. Um.. well could you tell him I'd like to see him?"

Trish said "absolutely"

Lucia said "okay um.. Bye"

Trish closed the door "loooser"

Dante came back and said "who was that?"

Trish replied "ah some stupid bitch looking for directions" she then said "Dante...my loving boyfriend?"

Dante smiled "yes trish my super hot girlfriend?"

Trish ran her hands up his chest "I think we should go out and get pizza and … strawberry sundaes"

Dante said "you do? Right now?"

Trish said "yeah right now"

Dante smiled "great let's go" he said taking her hand walking out with her.

Trish moved the sign on the door to say "closed".