Dear authors:
None of us are, ever have been, or ever will be pregnant in any way, shape, or form.
Ever.
~all Sons of Adam, male creatures, and male Creatures
P.S. Except us. You can make us pregnant all you want.
~all fish and Fish of the class Syngnathidae
Unless you're writing crackfic, of course.
Inspired by a really stupid fic whose details I am not going into, and whose biggest problem actually wasn't the Mpreg.