Dear authors:
Thou shalt always use the word "eyes" when thou mean'st "eyes."
Thou shalt use the word "orbs" only when thou mean'st "spheres."
Thou shalt use the word "pools" only when thou mean'st "ponds."
Thou shalt not employ gratuitous synonyms, for unduly flowery prose is a weed in the Grammatical Garden.
~Pulverulentus Siccus
Oh look. A Telmarine grammarian has declared himself my co-writer.
Wonderful.