I don't actually see this very often, but still.
Dear authors:
While we both enticed and ensnared future kings of Narnia, and desired to rule Narnia, we are not each other.
Not even though the same actress played us in the BBC movies.
Not even though the mist in the new Dawn Treader was green.
Not even though it would be easier for environmentally-conscious writers who prefer to endlessly recycle villains instead of creatively making up their own.
We. Are. Not. Each. Other.
~Jadis
~the Lady of the Green Kirtle
