Dear authors:

I am a castle. Narnia is a pseudo-medieval society with primitive technology. It took a long time for me to be built. It therefore stands to reason that it would take just as long or longer for me to be rebuilt.

Please, stop making Caspian rebuild me in less than a year. When that happens I'm badly made of scaffolding and liable to fall apart at any moment. A proper rebuilding should take at least a decade with the tools, workers, materials, and technology Narnia has, depending on how large you make me.

If you use my creator's implication that I was rebuilt enough to hold court in in only three years, I would appreciate it if you have Aslan help out. Clive Lewis, bless his heart, did not always consider realistic mechanics when writing.

Please take the time to build me. I dislike being shoddily put together.

~Cair Paravel


Physics. Logic. Fact. They exist. Even if Lewis may have slighted them.