Dear Authors

by Calyn

In which various Narnian characters say various things. Also in which I enumerate certain pet peeves. Inspired by Dear Writers of Fanfiction.

23. Rilian

Dear authors:

I exist.

I have a real story.

My name has only one L.

I have no aunts or uncles.

I have no siblings.

I have no first cousins (though I do have an unnamed first cousin once removed).

And Queen Susan is not my mother!

~Rilian

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This does not mean all stories which contradict one or more of these are bad.