Dear authors:
When I arrived at Aslan's camp after my two days with the Witch, did I look or act horrifically injured?
No, you say?
Well then, isn't it logical to assume that Jadis did not gorily and gruesomely torture me?
~Edmund
P.S. She also did not rape me. Really, what is wrong with you people?
P.P.S I AM NOT IN LOVE OR LUST WITH JADIS!
EDIT: This was meant mainly for the movie, and to refer to things like "Edmund spent days in the cell. Every day Jadis would beat him unconscious and leave him lying in a pool of his own blood." The preposterously extreme things.
