Dear Authors

by Calyn

In which various Narnian characters say various things. Also in which I enumerate certain pet peeves. Inspired by Dear Writers of Fanfiction.

26. Pulverulentus Siccus 2

Dear authors:

Woe betide thee if thy possessive nouns do not have apostrophes, for that is a weed in the Grammatical Garden.

Woe betide thee if thy plural nouns do have apostrophes, for that is another weed in the Grammatical Garden.

And great woe betide thee if thou useth a singular possessive noun as a plural possessive noun, for it is an abominable weed in the Grammatical Garden.

~P. Siccus

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Occasional typos are one thing. Constant misuse is another.