You Like Making Deals With The Devil?

(Normal Text)

(Izuku)

(Devil)

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(Extra pre AN note: I made a change and all the characters under the age of 20 are in junior high making Izuku, Bakugo and special character 13 at this point in time)

The next day came like a blur except for Katsuki. He had Deku on his mind. This gut feeling was telling him that the shitty Deku had did it. But no fucking way such a useless kid could pull a fucking double homicide up his ass. Katsuki was prepared to pull a Detective Phoenix on Deku's ass but then he'd realise what he'd have to do."No way in fucking hell am I stalking him. No way in hell would I do that. Alright, i'm gonna hire my bitches to do this." He proudly said to no one.

"I'll help you get the girl you like if you stalk Deku for me." Katsuki whispered in the boy's ear. The boy Katsuki directed at looked like he hadn't slept since the last solar eclipse and had multiple bowls of eye bags under his lavender eyes and is hair was a mess. "Nah, I really don't like Tatsumaki anymore. But if you're going to make it worth my time i'll do it." They boy had somewhat of a forced smile. "1000 Yen?" He forcefully smiled again. "Sure."

As the day went on Izuku felt as if he was being watched by an omniscient presence watching down into his soul. Had God seen him making a deal with the devil? "Ooooooooooh you're being watched by the Sloth sin. He goes to your school by the way." The devil burped after chugging down a pina colada "No shit Satan." Izuku snorted. "TIME FOR YOUR SCREEN TIME BOY!" Izuku sharply turnt and charged at the now sleeping Sloth sin and dragged him to the roof. With very worried stares. "Whatsa your problem? Ya ain't seen a guy dragging a sleepy guy? These people I tell ya!" The devil chorted the pina colada out of its nose.

"If you want your screen time at least be awake you sh- ohhh yeah." Izuku was currently looking at his current situation. The Sloth sin was laying on the railings in a very awkward position. "You've gotten yourself in a very precarious position young boy." Izuku gave the evil deity a deadpan stare. "Fuck off Dr Seuss." The Wrath sin flipped off his demon before returning to his situation with his fellow sin.

"I'm gonna give you 5 seconds before i break your testicles." There was no response. "5" The boy was still asleep. "4. Seriously pal, it's gonna fucking hurt." The snoring stopped. "I'm gonna still count unless you wake up. 3" Izuku felt his soul get beaten by a metal bat. "Sing the whole of Old Town Road." The Sloth sin was now awake and seemed to have control over Izuku's body.THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!"

(This where it gets really messy :/)

"Wrath could you please calm down I need to sleep." Wrath gave Sloth a deadpan look and kept singing Old Town Road with its human.

"I'm telling Dad." Wrath's face morphed into one of severe confusion. Sloth went back to his sleep. "Alright, stop." Izuku stopped after he had finished singing the song. "Fuck you." The Wrath sin was catching his breath on the floor. "Do I hear round 2?" The Sloth sin joked. The two both shared an awkward silence as Izku recovered his breath. "What did it take from you?" Izuku questioned the dozy boy. "My existence. Well from a majority of the world. Seems like you and Kid Dynamite are the only ones that can see me." Izuku snickered at the nickname his fellow sinner had given his bully. "Well it took my mother from me. But I still have a guy who's taking care of me." He noticed the other boy sighing. "After the police confirmed that I was gone my parents took a trip to America and they're not coming back. Or their vacations last somewhere between 7 years and forever." Izuku felt a spark go off in his head. "My guy can take you in i'm pretty sure he's already done it to me." Izuku suggested. "Sorry but I, Hitoshi Shinsou cannot accept your request because I don't talk to strangers." Izuku cringed at Shinsou's sudden change of personality. "Naomasa Tsukauchi aged 33, born April 4th, likes wearing trench coats he's definitely not a pedophile and his quirk is Human Lie Detector." Shinsou laughed at the fact Izuku called his carer a pedophile.

"Before your principal comes over make the Bond Seal to confirm your alliance." Both the sins told their hosts.

"The heck's a Bond Seal? Don't tell me this is some Naruto bs." Wrath let out a huge laugh. Izuku was not amused. "It sure is now you know the 'Ko' seal?" Izuku nodded, still unpleased. "You and the Sloth sin both need to do it or you won't gain what you lost." Wrath said. "Shinsou we gotta do the Ko seal. As major league weeaboos we must commence with the ritual." Shinsou finally stood up and they both did the Ko seal which lead to them being teleported to Netherrealm (I'm a fan of mortal kombat you can't blame me). There they were greeted by the two sins they knew of. "Be careful, you're gonna be speaking to our dad. He has a short temper so don't piss him off okay?" Wrath begged the two boys.

"Sure bro but you gotta answer my question first."

"What is it?"

"When's devil mating season not that i'm gonna have a kid or anything but i sense another sin and it's making my peen reallllll hard?"

Hitoshi fell and laughed himself to the point of tears and Wrath and Sloth stood there with disgust. The two boys went off to meet the father of their demons. "What's up devil it's me ya boi Papa Green Bean." This time Shinsou looked at Izuku with concern. "Wrath I presume?" Satan groaned. "Oh yeah." Izuku responded. The trio had had a pregnant pause. "So you made the Bond Seal?" The King of the Netherrealm asked again. "Yeah but can we get into the real stuff here? It's getting pretty boring?" Izuku moaned. "Impatient brat. You know that there are 7 sins. Lust, Envy, Greed, Pride, Wrath, Sloth and Gluttony. They are my 7 sons but i have an eighth son and unfortunately he has gone rouge. Your last incarnations died whilst fighting so I had to find new sins to help me defeat him. Currently the only sins to have made the Bond Seal are you two. Find the other 5 sins and defeat Lucifer. When he is weakened I can banish him to any place of your choosing."

"Do you two accept this quest?"

"Yes."

"Mkay now your quest starts here."

The two were transported to the couch of the Tsukauchi residence. "Cool you got a new couch!" The detective could only stand in shock as he saw his soon to be adopted son at home with a guest.

End of Chapter 1

(AN: Thaaaaaaat's a wrap for like the first part of the story! I'm reallly sorry it took so long to update it but now I will be updating this story every Saturday so that's a yeah.)

(We have gotten Shinsou onto the team but now who do you 3 followers think would fit the roles of the rest of the Deadly Sins?)

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From OGFloridaMan