You Like Making Deals With The Devil pt.4 or F*ck You (by Lily Allen)
(Normal Text)
(Other Sins)
(Izuku)
(Devil)
(TIME SKIP! Okay it's really not that long just up to the first part of the original series and Izuku leaning more into the mesomorph category and growing taller as well as Shinsou)
(Also my 4 followers just made the change that Izuku will have a permanent effect after he made a deal with Wrath)
(I was going to write a scene where Izuku tells Shinsou about killing the two boys and just guessing what would classify it as but then I had to search up what crime it would be and I think that Google thinks that I killed someone please help)
Done with the pre chapter notes now time to see who makes another deal?
(Nevermind that shit I wrote but here's another change I made. When Izuku transforms his skin turns red like a normal devil okay nothing special)
Okay now it's starting for real i promise :)
"As you shi-students know it's coming to the end of the year faster than expected and it's time to get ready to decide which high school you're going to apply to. I know you're going to apply to Yuu-YUUEI!" The students except for Bakugo who muttered nonsense to himself and Izuku who read a book called, "The Art of Seduction". "SHUT YOUR MOUTHS BEFORE I SUSPEND ALL OF YOU AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY CHANCE OF GOING TO THE SCHOOL!" The class followed the teacher's orders because they wouldn't to risk their chances of going to the school.
"As if, i'm the only one getting into Yuuei! You extras can go to Shiketsu!" Bakugo roared silencing the class. "Why do I hear boss music?" Izuku was shaking vigourously internally. "Didn't you send an application to Yuuei, Midoriya?" Izuku really wanted jump out of the window. "Izuku? The guy's just a cosplayer who made red horns to try and make us believe he was just a late bloomer!" Everyone laughed at the the spiteful remark his classmate made except for Bakugo. Instead his prodigy classmate starred at him until the end of the lesson. "You shits wait outside the gates while I have a chat with this useless shit." His new cronies followed Bakugo's orders and left to wait outside the gates. He then walked up to the other boy who was now getting up and trying to leave quickly.
"I ain't no retard. I know you killed those two dudes and I'll prove it, just watch me." Izuku wasn't showing any signs of worry.
"Bold of you to assume that I have a quirk." Izuku swiftly retorted.
"Then what the fuck are those horns?" Bakugoiu inquired with a stern approach
Izuku was starting to slip. Not good.
"I got these off Amazon after I watched this movie called Hellboy 2: The Golden Army." The fact that he watched Hellboy 2 was real it was just that Izuku had no clue what the fuck was Amazon.
"Bullshit. They cancelled airing American shows movies in 2227 when an American movie was hacked into viewing hardcore porn."
Izuku started giggling. It was a first hearing a person like Bakugou say hardcore porn with such a straight face and with anger only being the expression.
"The fuck you think is funny Deku?" Bakugou barked furiously.
"If you wanna call me Deku at least call me Daddy Deku." Izuku winked at Bakugou jokingly.
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Bakugou had been extremely agitated.
Bakugou held his hand back to set off an explosion but Izuku disappeared and left with a blaze of fire right in front of Katsuki's face. He left the school in a rage and didn't speak to his cronies when asked if he taught Deku his lesson. With the Wrath sin he used the teleportaion part of his quirk to get somewhere safe and in the this case a tunnel(just like Scorpion's Teleport in the Inferno variation). "Just my luck! A new human form!" Izuku the creepy giggles of a man behind him.
He turnt around to see another greenette but his body was dripping with slime and had this smile as if he was going to molest a kid. Izuku activated his quirk and clawed at his skin. A chunk of his body fell of and squirmed around. Izuku really wanted to vomit. "Damn you're strong!" The man pounced onto Izuku and covered his body. Izuku struggled to breath.
"OH SHIT KID DON'T DIE! JUST EXPLODE OR GET ANGRY LIKE THE BLONDE ASSHOLE!" Wrath finally woke up only to see Izuku getting choked by slime. "How the fuck am I supposed to do that I'm getting asphyxiated by some sludge monster!" Izuku screamed internally.
"JUST LOSE IT" Wrath screeched. It was a great choice of words because just before Izuku could pass out he let out a barrage of flames which sent the sludge's body flying across the tunnel.
After Izuku slid down onto the floor then the ground shook and and All Might out of any person burst through the manhole cover. "I AM HERE!" He shouted. "Young Midoriya, did you see any sludge villain here?" The Number 1 Hero asked the boy. "It was here and it tried taking over my body so I just went up in flames and its body is just scattered around here." Izuku answered between breaths."Thanks my boy, now you best be home or you'll get into to trouble with Tsukauchi." Toshinori joked.
As Izuku got up his body sent him back down. "Ah shit." Izuku had probably guessed that after the overuse of his quirk his he had been burnt because of the previous stunt he pulled, confusing the brain and had used too much flames and energy for his fire-proof cells to regenerate as fast as normal and rendering his body exhausted.
"Young Midoriya are yo-oh fuck." All Might had went to go over and aid Izuku but hadn't realised he had ran out of time in his muscle form. Izuku and Toshinori had a very long silence before the man finally spoke up. "Well you know how men puff up their chests at chests? I could do that permanently until after a fight I had 5 or 6 years ago with a villain." Izuku gulped at that last sentence. Last time he checked All Might was pretty much invincible! "I asked the media not to make the fight public as everyone would go mad when they found out the Number 1 Hero had a weakness and Endeavour was probably going to become the Number 1. Fuck Endeavour."
Toshinori mentally shat himself after badmouthing the No.2 Hero in front Tsukauchi's adopted son. "Yeah fuck Endeavour." Dropped dead mentally as Izuku continued. "He got my dad killed so fuck him and his offspring!" He raised his fist after exclaiming the sentence. "Shit." Yagi felt empathetic the boy. He hadn't realised Izuku's father had been a casualty of Endeavour's senseless attacks.
"Now come on, arms up." All Might lifted Izuku onto his shoulder with a bit of of a struggle and they began to make their way to the Tsukauchi residence. "Fuck this ain't good. My other brother Pride is here he's by far the evilest sin you better find the problem and solve it before a poor soul makes a deal with him." The devil began to plead with his host to stop what bad was going to happen. Izuku rolled his eyes internally and Toshinori kept walking until they saw it. "Shit." The tall blonde swore in American. "I thought you exploded the villain to bits!"
(Mere minutes ago)
"What's up with you Bakugo? After you left the school you were so pissed! I bet Deku said some annoying shit." A crony piped up. "Dude shut up and leave Bakugo alone!" The second crony said to the first crony. The 3 were quiet except for the occasionally chatter from the 2 cronies arguing about who was the strongest anime protagonist.
It was when they reached an alley and came across a vending machine. "Epic! Bakugou what drink are you getting?" 'The first crony yipped. "Dumbass," The two cronies expressed their shock. "It's always Chili Explosion." The two lackeys were now very active after Bakugo started drinking his canned soft drink.
"Hmm. Three hosts but I'm too picky." A too well known voice could be heard creeping from the entrance to the alley. As the three coversed with Bakugou occasionally taking a sip of his drink the sludge monster morphed into the head of a sludge dragon and started to approach the trio. 'Hello boys, mind playing mecha for me?"
"MOTHER OF KAMI BAKUGOU RUN!" The two cronies ran to get help from any hero patrolling the area but Bakugou stayed there ambitious to ddefeat the villain. "Shouldn't you have better things to do other than try to molest kids?" Bakugou grinned at his snide remark.
"You have balls and I think you'd be a good host for me so can we hurry this up and get the job done before the heroes come?" The sludge monster signed as Bakugou's drink start to emit smoke. "Yeah don't worry, getting beaten up by me just costs you your pride. NOW DIE!" Bakugou was lifted into the air by his explosion and aimed another one right at the sludge's face.
Unfortunately, the blow was eaten and his arm was submerged into the slime and quickly, the rest of the body except for his head.
(Current time)
"Looks like you've gotten yourself into a sticky situation haven't you?" A voice asked the boy.
"No shit now fuck off." Bakugou retorted.
"I was going to give you help but it looks like you deserve to die then." The voice sighed very sarcastically.
"I'm Bakugo Katsuki and I don't need anyone's he-Your time alive is coming to an end and you don't want to be killed by the kid molester? The voice said very sinisterly.
"Fine but fuck you." Bakugo barked. "That's my boy!"
"YOU RETARD BAKUGOU MADE A DEAL WITH PRIDE NOW THE WHOLE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM HAS BEEN TITTY FUCKED BY THIS GUY!" When Izuku heard the sentence he could only deflate into a flat 2D version of himself like into the cartoons and mumble out an oh fuck.
(AN): Fuck the system but just this one time only i'm overexcited
Yeah i fucking did it. shit. Anyway by the time this goes up i'm probably working on the 6th or 7th chapter
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OGFloridaMan