You Like Making Deals With The Devil?

(Normal Text)

("Other Sins")

("Izuku")

("Wrath,Sloth,Lust,Envy,Pride,Greed,Gluttony)

SO yeah, here's the ummm kind of explanation for why I haven't updated. To be honest i'm too lazy and normally don't take things too serious but whenever I write this shit my brain finally wakes up and does something. Also i pretty much lied about me having all the chapters planned. I tried to stick with it put I guess we were both negatives

But then I thought, It'd be a dick move to leave those who wanted a 6th chapter i'd just write what basically happens in a few sentences

Izuku: blah blah blah we gotta save Envy before she dies and we totally lose against Lucifer

Shinsou: Cool, a rescue plan

Izuku: Yeah but she's being held by the Eight Precepts of Death or the Shie Hassaiki or whatever

Shinsou: Aren't we pretty weak with the two of us and the amount of goons in their ranks?

Wrath: *finishes drinking booze* everytime you make the bond seal your powers are strengthened

Izuku: Nice plot device and I didn't know you drank booze.

Wrath: I started after my wife left me and took th-

Izuku: Are you okay? What gives you the write to tell us about your shit. Go and vent to FloridaMan he'll pity you to give you a spin-off story.

Shinsou: Bro

Izuku: What

Shinsou: No fourth wall breaking Lieutenant Asshat

Izuku: Sure thing Captain Shitface

*Izuku and Shinsou along with Sloth and Wrath have an intense rescue plan which involves Mt. Lady but not Katsuki because who in the actual likes him when he's in Fuckboy Mode. Then we cut to the maybe gay lovers*

Toshinori: blah blah mad. I guess I'll continue looking. Maybe ask your kids to inherit my One for twerking or whatever it's called who even even calls it that lol haha

Tsukauchi: hahaha i'd love for my boys to inherit OfA only if they weren't mine. I'm not saying i don't want them to get their bones broken in that mad training regime.

Toshinori: Maybe i'll check on the boys to ask them for any recommendations.

Tsukauchi: sure thing just don't reveal anything too important

Toshinori: haha you worry too much don't worry

*heehaaa Yagi goes to the boys room to totally not rape them*

Toshinori: hey boys

Izuku: wassup yoshi

Toshinori: young midoriya (lol read the fic) and young shinsou may i ask of any strong students in your year?

Shinsou: Nah pretty much us, but we'll keep you in touch. Also can you fly mario to japan to record a vid with us?

Izuku: ignore Shinsou FloridaMan is just wondering what to do with him?

Toshinori: what?

Now that would be a wrap! Only if i realised i'd pull the same bs next update day. Here's Chapter 7!

Toshinori finally left the residence and Tsukauchi fell asleep on the couch and everyone fell asleep except Izuku. "Kid, your plan is shitty as fuck. Just find the Lust sin and perform the bond seal with her. She goes to Musutafu Junior High so go any of their shopping malls you'll be likely to find her. Also please don't get a boner." Wrath returned from whatever he was doing. "Wow thanks!" Izuku very gleefully said then sighed.

"And just how will we get to Musutafu Junior High?" Izuku asked. "You retard you live in the Prefecture." Izuku finally remembered that vital fact after being oblivious to the obvious fact. "Thanks Sheriff Obvious. I'll just turn on my Izuku senses. Oh yeah then we have to bullshit our way into the fucking Yakuza." Wrath shrugged his shoulders. "Seems pretty easy to me." Izuku scoffed. "That's because you don't have to worry about dying." Wrath let out a gasp.

"That's because I'm the one helping you live!" Izuku couldn't take the boring nonsense Wrath was speaking and fell asleep.

The sun was bright and birds began chirping and rocks were being thrown at a window. And now a stone was inside Izuku and Shinsou's room. "Broccoli kid wake up your brother. She's here." Wrath had spoken with a booming tone waking Izuku up with such a scare prompting him to fall on the stone in the room.

(proceed to read in an italian accent whenever Izuku is speaking)

"What the fu-AY SHINSOU WHY THE FUCK'S THERE A FUCKIN ROCK IN OUR ROOM?!" Shinsou rose up Undertaker style and turned his head 90 degrees in a sharp turn. "Sloth says it's the Lust sin." Shinsou fell back to sleep in the same speed he turned his head causing the bunk-bed to vibrate. "WELL SHE MUST BE LUSTFUL FOR ME TO GIVE HER AN ASS-WHOOPING!" Izuku activated his quirk and jumped out of the window still in his pyjamas.

"WHAT GIVE YA THE RIGHT TO BE THROWING ROCKS AT OUR DOOR AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR YOU PUNK?!" Izuku very aggressively questioned the girl accompanied by a bright haired acquaintance who was very sleepy. Izuku Midoriya?" The girl spoke up. "Who's askin'?" Izuku grumbled.

"Nice abs. The name's Mina Ashido." Mina giggled. Izuku looked at his torso. "So it seems. Izuku Midoriya. The Wrath sin." Izuku took in the fact he was only wearing his trousers and was now outside of his house. And his quirk was still activated. "What sin are ya by the way?" Izuku asked. "Lust." She answered. The two had an ungodly silence with the accomplice of Mina being half asleep.

"We gonna do the bond seal or somethin'? It's get flippin cold out here without a shirt." Mina stared at Izuku with confusion. Izuku replied with the same confusion. "Huh, guess ya really missin' out 'ere. You ever watched the show Naruto?" Izuku showed Mina the way to do the Bond Seal that was until it came time to perform it. Her friend who had been too tired for his own good finally woke up and saw Izuku with his hand out reaching out to Mina who seemed quite taken aback. The boy, who had seen Mina in shock immediately reacted and slapped Izuku arm away with his quirk.

"Ay what the hell was that for?" Izuku sparked up and let his flames ignite which Kirishima took for a battle initiation. "I didn't like what you were doing getting all handsy with Mina. So I'll send you a message with a good beating." Kirishima said with a stern glare. "Kiri he wasn't going to hurt me!" Mina yelped in hopes that Kirishima would stop the fight. Instead he let out a stiff sigh. "That's what they all say then they molest you." Izuku looked at Kirishima, frustrated and confused. "I'm like the same fuckin' age as her you brainwashed tampon top!" Kirishima grunted at the words Izuku used to call him and rushed towards his opponent punching his nose causing blood to fall.

"FOR FUCK SAKE'S DO YOU WANNA DIE?"

(A/N): i got nothing to say here but i'm sorry for the long wait but you can now expect updates in the span of two weeks! So i did have something to say. English is weird

Peace Out,

OGFloridaMan