Dear Authors

by Calyn

In which various Narnian characters say various things. Also in which I enumerate certain pet peeves. Inspired by Dear Writers of Fanfiction.

40. Calyn

Dear authors:

Here are some correct ways to write the most commonly screwed-up sentences in the LWW movie:

"Rise, Sir Peter Wolf's-bane, knight of Narnia."

"Rise, Sir Peter Wolf's-bane—knight of Narnia."

"Rise, Sir Peter Wolf's-bane...knight of Narnia."

"Welcome, Peter, Son of Adam. Welcome, Susan and Lucy, Daughters of Eve. And welcome to you, Beavers. You have my thanks. But where is the fourth?"

~Calyn

P.S. Knight may be capitalized if you view it as part of his title. Otherwise not.

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I am not planning to have many letters from me. The number of times people mess those lines up is astounding, and I really can't put this one on Siccus.

Also, I'm thinking about splitting this into three or more stories. One for countries and their information, one for the spelling of names, and this one. Thoughts?