Dear authors:
There are no romantic connections between any of us.
Also, Peter is not in love with Liliandil.
Susan is not in love with Oreius.
Edmund is not in love with Liliandil.
Lucy is not in love with Tumnus, Trumpkin, or Tirian.
Caspian and Ramandu's daughter are in love with each other.
~Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, Eustace, Caspian the Tenth
I deleted the other five and conglomerated them into this.