A/N: Whoops! I had accidentally left some notes and a previous ending. I've re-edited the chapter now with the real ending. Hope you enjoyed my notes and previous ending if you got to read them, lol! xD

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Raspberries Challenge #10: 101 Dalmatians

101 Funnies and Boxes

My story begins in Zootopia, not too long ago. And yet so much has happened since then that it feels more like an eternity, a bored male voice narrated as the sounds of uninspired romantic piano music came from the second floor window of a tall beige apartment complex. At that time, I lived alone in a bachelor pad just off of Cypress Grove Lane. It was a beautiful spring day. Real terrible time of the year for bachelors.

Oh! That's me, said the internal voice as he sat at a piano. The narrator in question was a slender red fox with a black tail tip and the most handsome emerald green eyes. He wrote notes and tested new keys to try to get the right melody, Nick. Nick Wilde, he introduced himself, I'm a musician of sorts. Nick tried a new rhythm that he had written down. He smiled, believing it sounded good until he realized it was just the same uninspired, repetitive theme he had already been playing.

He groaned, dropping his forehead frustratingly over several keys on the piano, causing the large musical instrument to create a loud shrill sound. That's it! He gives up.

Nick slumped on his swivel chair and turned to face away from his piano, feeling greatly uninspired to write or play anything. He miserably viewed his surroundings. His small apartment, a complete mess - it screamed stereotypical messy, single male at every corner. Nick sighed at the mess, You know, as far as I could see the old notion that a bachelor's life was so...glamorous and carefree was all one big fat lie. It was downright dull. Nick stretched and yawned, only to slump back on his seat.

Yeah...I'm pretty sure it was plain to see that I needed someone. I had been a bachelor for...well pretty much since forever at this point. I'd been married to my work and I wrote songs about romance, which to be fair was a subject I knew absolutely nothing about. Don't get me wrong, I've had a few flings in my youth but never anything serious. Nick looked to a pile of entertainment and clothing store magazines next to him and picked one up. It depicted a pretty red vixen in a purple nightgown. He stared at it with a smile and opened it to the female clothing section to view other pictures of other gorgeous female mammals of varying species.

It was at that moment that I thought, 'why don't I just settle down?' It'd be just the inspiration I need for my work. And besides, I'm a pretty good-looking guy. I'm a smart catch too. There's no reason I can't get a cute girl like the ones in these magazines. Nick shifted his gaze back down to the pile of magazines and noticed another magazine with a beautiful female rabbit in a pink and green teddy on the cover. He immediately picked it up with intrigue and gave the image a flirty growl. Plus, I'm not picky when it comes to species. I'm willing to marry outside my kind if it's the right girl.

With a new rejuvenated sense of life, Nick jumped off his swivel chair and ran to peek out his apartment window. The question was, where to start looking? Nick gazed out the window, paying attention to every young female that walked down the street. At the moment, only a young eligible female elephant and mouse passed by his street. Nick grimaced, Hmm. I'm not picky with species, but I'm pretty sure she should at least be near my size in order to count. Don't want her too small that I could crush her or too big that she'd crush me.

Nick shook his head, wanting to get that last image out of his head. Just then, a more appropriately sized female made her way around the corner. Ah, here comes a good one. Nick saw that it was a very lanky, very plain looking red vixen with a slouchy gait. She wore glasses and a black beret - an artist of sorts - a painter by the looks of it. Hmm, pretty unusual breed for a vixen. He chuckled as the more he watched her, the more he found her unique gait rather comical. Very unusual…...nah. He shook his head. Though her outward appearance said artist, she just didn't seem like the type of artist that could inspire him.

He turned his attention to the next oncoming girl, a portly pig in a brown pencil skirt business suit and cap. She had golden locks of hair sticking out right from under her cap. Well, what've we here? Nick observed her as she walked swaying her all too large hips side to side, causing Nick to primarily lay his focus on her lower back and rump. Hmm...well I like big hips, but...maybe those are a little too big. Giving it another thought, he reached his conclusion, Nope.

Onto the next oncoming girl, Whoa! Nick gasped with wide eyes, his jaw falling at the sight of a gorgeous and voluptuous, fancy looking arctic vixen. By the looks of her expensive opaque lavender coat and matching puff of a hat, a financially well endowed vixen at that! Look at that knockout! Now that's a fancy vixen if I ever saw one! he thought in excitement. At the moment he thought he had finally found the mate he was looking for, but...upon further inspection of the vixen and her high nose posture, the more he began to question exactly how good of a match they would be. Surely she would not want a struggling musician like himself for a husband, plus given her demeanor and pursed lips, she really didn't look very approachable. In fact she looked pretty snobbish and like she'd very perfectly live up to the literal definition of a 'vixen'.

Nick's excitement died out as did his attraction toward the vixen. Hmm...maybe she's a little too fancy. He gazed at the vixen once more to confirm, Yeah, too fancy for my taste.

Nick looked back down to the street, his tone somewhat defeated as if losing hope in his venture for a wife. His deflated mood only worsened when he saw the next two candidates passing by. The first one was an old jittery goat riding her bike down the street while the second was a small juvenile skunk in a yellow dress licking a large swirled lollipop. Too old, too young. Nick mumbled in defeat.

Nick sighed discouraged and slumped his cheek on the palm of his paw, This was going to be tougher than I thought. A lot tougher. Nick shifted his gaze back down, hopeless and with very little interest now.

Until...

His eyes caught view of something and he had to shake his head to do a double take to make sure he wasn't dreaming - as at that very moment, making her way around the corner was another candidate - perhaps, the candidate! Nick's ears stood on end with intrigue and he smiled wide just as his long canid tongue stuck out in joy - reminiscent to a happy puppy. His tail wagged in excitement, Well, now that's more like it! The most beautiful creature on two legs! Nick exclaimed in his mind as he gazed in wonder and admiration at a lovely young female rabbit with beautiful gray and white fur and gorgeous decorative black tips atop her long soft ears that hung low behind her shoulders. From what he could see, she had just the cutest pink button nose he had ever seen - though he'd never tell her that - lest he'd risk making her, a rabbit, angry by calling her 'cute'.

She wore a beige colored, flared skirt business suit and matching hat with a decorative yellow sunflower on the side of her hat. Her features fair and soft, telling him that she was of a very gentle nature. In her arms she carried a small book - an interest in literature could be a sign of a smart, creative girl in his wake! She was almost too good to be true! I'd never find another girl like that even if I had to look for her for a hundred years!

Not wanting to lose sight of her, Nick ran to the other window at the top of his small stairway. He caught sight of her, Ah, she's heading for the park! A perfect meeting place! Now if I could only find her there. Nick grabbed his coat and hat, ready to run out the door, but stopped short as he glanced at his clock. Uh-oh. I almost forgot, I can't ruin my work schedule. I don't stop playing 'til after five. But then, that'll be too late and I'll lose her. Hustling himself, Nick readjusted the time on his clock from 4:34 to 5:13pm. He smiled proud, There we go. Problem solved! He chuckled and ran out, excited to reach the park and win the heart of his new fair bunny.

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Nick sped walked through the park, practically jogging through it in search of the gray bunny. It almost seemed hopeless. The park was huge and full of mammals. She could've been anywhere!

Nick could somewhat see someone in the distance wearing a brownish-beige suit and hat. Could it be her?

He jogged over as fast as he could, but when he got close enough he sadly realized that it wasn't her. It was the pig he had seen earlier in the brown business suit. She just sat there, knitting something and minding her own business.

Nick sighed disappointedly and continued on his way. He kept his eyes peeled and shifted his gaze every which way in search of the rabbit.

He crossed the park's bridge hovering over a body of water and spotted another familiar face. It was the lanky red vixen from before. She sat by the lake shore just painting a canvas of the scenery before her.

Nick huffed, growing anxious. Where could she be?!

He hurried off the bridge and continued on his way, but was stopped in his tracks when some giggling children, two young lambs and a bunny, zipped right in front of him. Two girl lambs ran with a jump rope in their hooves and the young male bunny rolled on some four wheeled roller skates. Nick sighed in annoyance and continued on his way after they crossed his path.

His anxiousness was quickly turning into despair as there was still no sign of the bunny. At first I was afraid I'd missed her, he narrated in thought, Maybe she strolled right through the park.

Nick continued with his rushed pace, passing by a path between two bushes. He quickly peeked in and took a few more steps forward when he froze in his tracks - his brain catching up with his sight. He peered back in to ensure he wasn't seeing things. He smiled wide.

Then suddenly, I spotted her!

The gray bunny sat on a bench suited for a mammal of her size and with a perfect view of the lake - a perfectly romantic view that is. Nick wagged his tail. He couldn't have set this scene any better even if he tried!

Now the question was how to get her attention? She seemed awfully preoccupied with her book as she turned another page. He didn't want to be rude and interrupt her, but he did want to find a way to start up a conversation with her. Whatever he did, he had to be smart in his approach. Polite. Smooth. Suave. Confident.

Alright Nick, Nick thought to himself as he took in a heavy gulp, You can do this! The bachelor fox took a deep breath and poised his nose up and strolled before the bunny with a confident gait.

As Nick passed her by, the bunny curiously lifted her gaze up from her book to him. She followed his every move as she saw him take a seat at the other end of the bench she was at. Nick kept his gaze forward for a few seconds, pretending to mind his own business.

He then glanced over to her - curious if she had noticed him at all. The minute he looked toward her, their eyes met. It was only for a second however, as the bunny immediately blushed in embarrassment that she was caught staring at him and quickly buried her nose back into her book.

Nick looked away from her as well, but with a smile. She noticed him! And boy are her eyes just the most beautiful shade of amethyst purple he had ever seen! For a moment it seemed to have worked. At least she'd seen me. Now if I could only start up a conversation with her... Nick rubbed his neck and casually shifted his gaze toward her once more - his focus landing on her book - it was Jane Mouseten's "Pride and Prejudice". That's it! He thought in excitement. He had his ice breaker! Plus it was a book he had read before and really liked! It was perfect!

Alright, it's now or never Wilde. Nick shut his eyes and cleared his throat with a light tug at his shirt collar. He turned his body towards her, his eyes still shut as he opened his mouth to utter his first syllable. He had only managed a breath when he opened his eyes and realized - She's gone! Nick's jaw dropped as he gazed at the now empty spot where the bunny sat. He looked up and saw that she was already a few feet away, walking along the path beside the lake.

No… Nick thought miserably. Had he really just lost his opportunity to talk to her? His ears fell in defeat until, out of fate or sheer luck, the bunny's loosely placed book, plopped right out of her purse.

Nick smiled wide, "Thank you!" he whispered gratefully to the sky with his paws clasped together in a prayer position. Without a second thought, the fox quickly lept into action to retrieve her book from the ground. Once in his paws, he smiled confidently. There was no way he could mess this up now - he'd give the book back to her and then segway into a conversation about it until he'd find the right moment to ask her out.

The fox adjusted his hat forward, determined. Nothing could stop him now! He cleared his throat and jogged forward, "Excuse me miss?" he called out to the bunny in the distance, "You forgot your book!" Lost in the bunny ahead and in his determination to reach her, the fox failed to notice an abandoned pair of roller skates in his path. "Miss? Mi-Aaaaahh!"

Accidentally stepping on one, Nick was propelled forward down the sloping path - much, much faster than he had intended to move! Along the way he came across the children from before, playing jump rope right in the middle of the walkway. "Waaaahhhh!" Nick crashed right in the middle of their jump rope, yanking it right out of the hooves of the two little lambs and taking it along with him.

"Look out!" he called out as he realized he was about to crash into his lady bunny. The bunny turned just in time to see Nick crash right into her. She let out a loud yelp as before either of them knew it - they were both entangled to one another with the jump rope.

"Oh! Sweet cheese and-!" the bunny cried out in shock as she found herself pressed up against the fox.

Nick blushed, both in embarrassment and of the fact that he was pressed up against her. "I-I'm really sorry! I-I didn't mean to-"

"What on earth!" the bunny cried again as both she and the fox tried to pull themselves free from the rope's grasp. Both mammals struggled and rocked back and forth, unaware that the more they moved, the more they began to move toward the lake.

Before they knew it, "Whoaa! Whoa, whoa! WHOAAAA!"

SPLASH!

The two fell into the lake, finally becoming untangled from one another, but both soaked to the bone!

They landed side by side - Nick kicking his legs up in an attempt to sit up, while the drenched bunny sat and coughed.

Nick lifted the sopping wet brim of his hat from his eyes to see her. He watched as she shivered both in embarrassment and from the cold of the water. He placed an embarrassed paw over his snout, guilt drenching him more than the water, Oh boy, did I mess up big time, he groaned internally.

The trembling bunny looked down at herself, completely mortified and near the brink of tears in sheer embarrassment. "M-My new spring suit," she stammered, "A-And m-my new hat!" She pointed to her hat that was slowly floating away from her with the water's gentle current.

Overwhelmed with guilt and desperate to make things right, Nick stood up and quickly waddled over to fetch her hat. "D-Don't worry I'll get it for you!" In his rush and because he couldn't see much given the brim of his soaked hat covering his eyes, he lost his footing, grabbing the bunny's hat but landing belly and face first against the water.

SPLASH!

The gray bunny yelped and took cover behind her small arms as water splashed against her. She gasped, wiping the excess water from her face. Nick surfaced from beneath the water and instinctually shook himself to dry off some of the water. "H-Hey!" She took cover with her arms once more as some stray droplets flew her way.

Uh-oh, Nick thought, immediately seizing his actions. Way to go Wilde, if I wasn't dead in her eyes before, then I really am now. "I'm sorry! I-I really didn't mean to-It's just my insti-Here, let me help you up." Nick said as he gently placed his paws underneath her arms to stand her up and escort her off the lake and onto the dry bank. "I don't know what happened back there," he tried to explain as he placed her soaked hat over her head, accidently causing more water to stream down her face. "I-I was just walking along the path, and then there was this roller skate, and then there were these kids and a jump rope, a-and I-I…"

"Oh, nevermind, nevermind!" retorted the shivering bunny, not wanting to hear another word from him.

Watching her shiver, Nick chivalrously removed his red coat and placed it over her shoulders in an attempt to keep her warm - not that it would do much good given the equally soaked state of the coat. The embarrassed bunny flinched from his touch, pulling away from him, the coat still on her shoulders, "Please just go away! You've done enough!"

Nick felt his heart in pain - broken, before he could've even gotten the chance to know her. His normally bright emerald eyes dimmed in shame. His ears fell back. He blew it...

Despite not wanting anything more to do with him, the gray bunny still sought warmth from his coat, tugging at the lapel with one paw to better adjust it at her shoulders while her other paw brought her purse up to fish for something inside it.

Though the brim of his hat kept slouching over his eyes, Nick could still see how upset she was as she dug into her purse. "I...," he spoke, compelled to say something to her, "I know you probably don't want anything more to do with me, but...I'm really, really sorry-"

"Please..." groaned the bunny as she pulled out a hankie from her purse, hoping to use it to dry herself, "Please just-" she stopped in shock when she saw that her hankie was just as equally soaked as she was.

Ever the gentlemammal, Nick immediately dug into his back pocket and pulled out a red handkerchief. "Here, take mine."

The gray bunny's jaw dropped when she saw the state of his hankie. It too was drenched. She didn't know why, but for some reason just seeing the state of his hankie brought a humored smile to her face. She stifled a breathy chuckle but then allowed herself to laugh wholeheartedly as she pointed at the soaked handkerchief.

Though at first in shock at hearing her laugh, Nick quickly followed suit and began to laugh as well. Perhaps it was simply because he was relieved that she was no longer sad but smiling. Perhaps she found his attempts to be a gentlemammal sweet and adorable. Or perhaps it was the humor of the the entire situation finally just hit them. After all, had they been on the outside looking in, everything that happened to them would've been pretty hilarious! Mostly given how silly they looked.

Whatever the reason, Nick was just happy to know that she was okay and no longer angry at him.

Their laughter began to die out after a while, but their smiles remained. Nick removed his hat to wring it dry. The gray bunny giggled at how much water poured out from it. Nick chuckled as well. "Hey, I-I really am sorry about everything. I didn't mean to knock you into the lake."

"It's okay," she said with a smile. "You're the fox from before, right? The one who was sitting next to me on the bench?"

"Yeah," Nick said with light wag of his tail, delighted to hear that she did notice him!

The bunny giggled, noticing his tail. "So...does the fox responsible for tangling me up and knocking me into the lake have a name?"

"Indeed he does," Nick offered her his paw, "Wilde. Nick Wilde." The bunny took his paw and shook it in greeting. "And does the lovely bunny have a name?"

The bunny hummed happily with a blush. "Hopps. Judy Hopps," she responded in kind.

"Judy," Nick echoed her name. It was a name he never, ever wanted to forget. They smiled at one another just as Judy's book floated over and bumped against the bank where they stood. "Huh?" Nick looked down to it, "Oh! I almost forgot…" Nick reached down to fish the book out, "Here," he said handing it to her. "You uh, you accidentally dropped it when you were walking on the path. I was actually trying to get it back to you in one piece until a lone roller skate decided I was in serious need of a bath."

Judy couldn't help but giggle, admiring his sense of humor. "I guess you weren't the only one in need of a bath seeing how I fell in too. But thank you for returning it, nonetheless. This is actually my favorite book." Judy responded with a sweet and appreciative smile as she held the book close to her heart.

"Really? Well then you have good taste Judy. I remember back in high school I hated reading, but this was the first book I actually managed to read all the way through."

"So I take it you liked it?" Judy asked with a curious interest.

"Believe it or not, it's what got me into composing romantic melodies."

"You're a musician?" the bunny asked, her ears perked up with intrigue.

"Yup! Er...well, sort of an up and coming piano composer," he said with a twinge of embarrassment and a nervous rub to the back of his neck, "I haven't composed anything noteworthy yet. Guess I've just been waiting to find the right inspiration." He gave the bunny a gentle smile.

"And have you found it yet?" the bunny asked curiously.

Nick met her eyes, as if searching for an answer within those gorgeous and sympathetic amethyst pools of hers. "Yeah…" he breathed with a mesmerized certainty, "I think I have."

Judy smiled, bashfully lowering her gaze, as if somehow knowing that she was the newfound inspiration he was referring to.

Feeling emboldened, Nick decided to leap into the frey, "Hey listen Judy, I don't know if I'm being too forward but, seeing how we're both soaked to the bone and very likely to catch colds if we don't warm up soon... would you...like to get a coffee with me?"

"I'd love to, Nick," Judy said with a smile. Nick returned her sweet smile with one of his own. Both of them happy and aware that this was simply the beginning of something more growing between them.