I'd like to say that the story that inspired me to start writing is The Pinecest Collection by Unique Pines so go check that out if you haven't. They're just a collection of one-shots not connected to each other, but it's still great. Also sorry for hiatus, but I'm busy with school and I really don't know what to write most of the time. By the way, I'm using letters so that you know who's talking and I don't have to come up with some "replied' bullcrap for every sentence.

Chapter 3: Pacifica's Party

"Ugh, let me sleep Mabel." Dipper complained.

M:"That's not me, Dipper, I'm in the kitchen."

"Shh, dude. It's me, Walter."

"What is so important that you had to wake me up at 8 am. I have to open the shack at 9:30 I need all the sleep I can get." Dipper whined.

W:"I need you to help me with something. I'm gonna surprise Mabel."

D:"With what? There's like no reason to surprise her today. It's a Thursday and it's nowhere close to her birthday. Well, OUR birthday."

W:"C'mon man just help me."

D:"That depends. What do I have to do?"

W:"I just need you to go get some things."

D:"What kind of 'things'?"

W:"I just need you to get some candy. Preferably Smiledip. Oh and a single rose."

D:"I don't like where this is going."

W:"What's the problem?"

D:"You're not gonna try and win her over after she already said no are you?"

W:"I know, it sounds crazy, but I think it'll be different this time." D:"Dude. You were her pet pig for the first two years of your life. Besides, I'm pretty sure she's already dating someone."

W:"Who?"

D:"I dunno. She always makes things anonymous because she's paranoid someone's reading her diary. Which she should be, because I am. Anyway, the point is, whatever you're planning, I'd advise not to go through with it."

W:"Yeah you're probably right. Well I guess I should plan an outfit for that party tonight. Mabel was supposed to be my date, but I guess not."

D:"What party?"

W:"Well It's Pacifica's so it's probably natural you didn't hear about it."

D:"Oh no, I heard about it. Practically invited to it, but I'm probably not going."

W:"Why not?"

D:"Just seems like a ploy for Pacifica to try and seduce me again."

W:"Again? Since when has Pacifica even looked at you without acting majorly snobby?"

D:"Last summer, she noticed I started working out and could actually afford to dress nicer from time to time. So I guess she just found a new interest in me. Not that I care."

W:"Well I think you and Mabel should go anyway. Just make sure to stay clear from whatever stairs she has in her mansion."

D:"Will do, Walter. Will do."

Time Skip to 5:30 PM

D:"Should we go? You've got about an hour to think on it."

M:"Why are you just now telling me?"

D:"Because Mabel, I wasn't really planning on going anyway, but I thought you should at least be involved in the decision."

M:"Dipper, I know you don't want to get involved with her after last summer, but she did at least apologize for that. Besides, Wendy said she was going to a party, maybe it's the same one."

D:"What does Wendy have to do with this?"

M:"Any event she shows up to is automatically 10 times cooler. She knows how to get things for parties."

D:"What like beer?"

M:"No I meant she has ways off getting top artists' music before it even officially releases, so she's usually the DJ at cool parties."

D:"Whatever you say Mabel."

M:"Anyway, we should go."

D:"If you say so. Anything for Lady Mabelton."

Time Skip to 7:15 PM

*Dipper and Mabel pull up to Pacifica's mansion*

M:"You make us late for almost everything."

D:"Says the one who took 30 minutes just to figure out what SHIRT to wear."

M:"Well I picked one out didn't I?"

D:"That was a horrible comeback, if it even was one."

M:"Can we just go inside already? We're getting even later every second we spend in this car."

D:"Fine, let's go."

*Dipper and Mabel have made it inside the mansion*

P:"Heyy Dipper, glad you could make it. Um what's Mabel doing here?"

D:"You either get both of us or you get neither."

P:"*scoffs* Whatever, enjoy the party. While I still allow you to."

D:"*whispering to Mabel* What a bitch."

M:"Right?"

G:"Hey Mabel didn't expect to see you here. Thought you and Pacifica still hated each other."

M:"Oh hey Grenda. I don't really know what to tell you about her. Where's Candy?"

G:"Probably flirting with some guys. Getting drunk. Being typical Candy."

M:"Well if you see her, tell her I said hi. Maybe see if you can get her to come find me."

G:"Sure thing, have fun Mabel."

D:"See ya Grenda."

G:"Bye Dipper. Oh by the way, when are you ever gonna stop wearing that hat?"

D:"Probably never. Hey Mabel, is it just me or does everyone else look drunk?"

M:"Yeah they probably all got it from Wen- I mean, I have no idea how a bunch of minors got alcohol."

D:"Is that all you wanted Wendy here for?"

M:"If I'm being completely honest, yeah probably, but not for myself. I just wanna see how many people do stupid things tonight."

D:"Whatever you say."

C:"Grenda told me to come find you guys."

M:"Candy what's up?"

C:"Just tryna score some guys."

M:"Score as in?"

C:"I just want a boyfriend, not looking for a one night stand any time soon. Anyway I gotta go back to Justin, he's probably wondering where I even went."

M:"Well have fun with Justin, whoever he is."

C:"Alright Mabel, I'll see you later."

D:"So Mabes, what do you want to do?"

M:"Let's go find the punch. Hopefully that hasn't been spiked with anything yet."

D:"Ok then Mabes. Look it's over there."

M:"Let's chill over here and see if anything stupid happens."

Skip to After the Party

M:"Oh my GOD DID YOU SEE THAT ONE DUDE THAT TRIED A BACKFLIP FROM OFF THE STAIRS" *Mabel is laughing uncontrollably*

D:"Ok yeah that one was pretty funny, but isn;t he in the hospital now?"

M:"It was his fault..."

D:"True. Wait... I wonder why no one got arrested for being drunk underage. Oh well."

M:"So I guess we should go to bed now."

D:"Yeah we should."

They walked to their room and lied down. After a few minutes of conversation they sat up and started kissing. At first it was just a few pecks on the lips every few seconds with kiss breaking conversation. It gradually turned into 2-5 minute makeout sessions stopping every few minutes for breath and to say dirty things to each other. Now outside of the door you couldn't hear anything going on. On account of this Wendy assumed they were asleep already. She needed to return Mabel's portable charger so she quietly opened the door only to find the two siblings furiously meshing their lips. They were too busy to realize anyone had walked in the room. Wendy gasped from shock which broke the twins lips apart.

D:"Wendy! Oh my God!"

W:"Well... To be honest I've seen worse. I just never thought you two would be the siblings this happened to. It'll probably be a good idea to keep this between us, so I'm just gonna go. Here's your charger Mabel."

D:"Well at least she's not concerned about us."

M:"That could've been a lot worse. It could've been Grunkle Stan."

D:"Well thank God it wasn't."

M:"We should probably actually go to sleep now before this night gets any worse..."

The End (of the Chapter)