(GOD I HAVEN'T POSTED IN FOREVER. SORRY. Here's new chap comin' atcha if anyone cares.)

Another Close Call

It's about 8AM on a cold winter day, snow's on the ground. Quite rare for Gravity Falls actually. At least, in the middle of January. The Pines' twins still fast asleep. Soos is... sweeping, for whatever reason he would sweep at 8 in the morning. The Shack's floor isn't even dirty, for once, yet he's sweeping. Enough of that. You didn't come here to be informed that Soos is sweeping. Stan and Ford finally set out on their adventures across the world in the Stan o' War II. About 30 minutes later, Dipper's eyes begin to open, lazily and groggily.

D:"Mabel? Mabel, wake up."

M:"Whyyyy? Today's a closed day..."

D:"Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to sleep all day."

M:"You're right, I don't have to, I need to. You know how exhausting work is."

Dipper looks out the window.

D:"It snowed last night?"

Mabel instantly perks up to the thought of snow.

M:"Did you say snow? You better not be kidding with me Dip."

D:"See for yourself."

Mabel is now also looking outside.

M:"It's prettyyyy! Buuut that also means it's cold outside. All the more reason to stay in bed and be warm."

D:"Ugh fine, have it your way."

A few minutes pass.

M:"Hey Dip?"

D:"Yeah Mabes?"

M:"I can't sleep, but I do know something else we can still do in bed."

Mabel winks suggestively at her twin, and he knows exactly what that means.

D:"Are you sure?"

M:"Yeah, I mean who else is here?"

D:"We did tell Soos to take the day off... I gueeess we can."

M:"Alright bro-bro, you have made it official that you're okay with it. No going back."

Mabel traces a finger down Dipper's chest seductively, before leaning towards him. They close their eyes in unison as the couple's lips intertwine, and a feeling of bliss washes over them. They always both feel the best when they're together like this, but rarely does it happen with no chance of interruption. Little did they know, this was not a rare opportunity. After a few minutes of a flirtacious make-out sesh, Dipper slides off his blue Fruit of the Loom underwear, Mabel simultaniously taking off her lacey black bra and panties. All for nothing, though, as Soos knocked on the door.

M:"What the- Who is that?" She whispered to her brother.

D:"I don't know, no one's supposed to be here."

S:"Um, dudes, it snowed last night. I had to stay here. Just wanted to let you know, if you're awake. They cleared the roads though, so I'm heading home now."

D:"Okay, that's fine. We're probably gonna stay closed until the snow melts completely, so no work until futher notice." He yells slightly, to make sure his voice is heard from the other side of the door.

D:"Good thing he didn't come in. Should we resume?"

M:"Nah, that scared me all the way back to being tired. Just cuddle me so I can sleep."

That's it for this chapter. Go home.