Disclaimer: I do not own Fairytail.
Summary: Juvia has purchased a Love Potion on February 14th, Valentines Day and she is ecstatic to try it out. A single drop of this potion makes the one you love attracted to you... the whole bottle, however, can make EVERYONE attracted. Unfortunately for the person who bumped into Juvia, the bottle spilled all over him. And who is this person you may ask? Fairytail's beloved Black Wizard of course!
It was February 14th, Valentine's Day, and Juvia had bought a little something for this day of love. "This will make Gray finally fall for Juvia!" Juvia exclaimed happily as she unscrewed the bottle with pink liquid sloshing around inside. All she had to do was pour it on herself and Gray would be attracted to her! Mira said that it only took a little bit. If you poured too much, then EVERYONE would start to be attracted. Juvia bit her lip in anticipation but cried out when she felt herself barreled over. She dropped the potion all over the person. The dark-haired male cried out.
"Aww! I'll never get these stains out." He complained quietly. "S-So sorry miss. I'll make it up to you later but right now I'm late!" he shouted and continued running. Juvia blinked, in a daze at what just happened.
"… Was that Zeref?" she wondered, tilting her head. Then she convinced herself it couldn't be since Zeref had gone back to Alverez forever ago. "That poor person." She muttered to herself. It was unfortunate, but she thought the person had already made it up to her by the horror they were probably about ready to experience.
Zeref on the other hand, was indeed Zeref, and he was already REALLY late. "I'm sorry!" he cried, rushing in the building. The bar was crowded and Zeref blinked, not expecting this to be the place his brother had wanted to meet him. he walked through the crowd, feeling uncomfortable when random strangers stared at him as though he was a piece of art. He cleared his throat and walked through the pathway people made for him. he'd noticed other people looking at him while he was running there as well. He'd thought it was because he was running around like a maniac, but that was obviously not the case. Zeref knew that people didn't always run around with a pink stain on a white shirt, but hadn't these people ever been taught that it was rude to stare?
"Hey, Zeref!" Natsu cried, waving him over. "Wow, you look great." He said. Zeref was not quite sure what Natsu meant. He hardly counted a button-down shirt and black jeans to be that out of place. Natsu had said to be casual after all.
He and his brother were merely conversing when a group of ladies wandered up to them. A blonde one raked her eyes up Zeref's form before asking flirtatiously if he would give her his number.
"My… number?" Zeref asked dumbly. What did she mean she wanted his number?
"Yeah." The girl said, biting the bottom of her plump, cherry red, lip. Zeref gulped nervously.
"She wants your phone number." Natsu whispered.
"Phone?" Zeref asked confusedly, "Um… I'm sorry miss, I don't have this phone you speak of." Zeref said.
"And he has an accent." The woman whispered to herself and giggled. Zeref had no idea what she was talking about. He exchanged a look with Natsu who shrugged.
"He'll call you back." Natsu said charmingly. The woman's eyes got big.
"He will?" she asked. Natsu nodded and waved her onward. The woman practically skipped away from them. Apparently, she hadn't even noticed the two hadn't exchanged numbers.
"Hey, um, dude, what's that pink stuff on your shirt?"
"Oh, this? I was walking around when I ran into this woman! I sort of accidentally ran her over and she spilled this pink stuff on me." Zeref shrugged.
"What'd the woman look like?"
"She had blue hair and eyes. She also had a wool hat even though it's not THAT cold.
"Juvia!" Natsu cried, looking slightly worried. Zeref shrugged.
"Maybe." He said. Natsu bit his lip and played with his fingers nervously.
"I bet you that was a love potion!" Natsu exclaimed. Zeref shrugged. "I think I remember her and Mira talking about something like that! Your supposed to pour a little bit on yourself and the one you love will be attracted to you but… the entire bottle like you got. It would make anyone, and everyone attracted to you. That explains why I've wanted to kiss you this entire time!" Zeref blinked. Natsu gulped. "I don't mean to sound creepy. It's just the love potion!"
"It's alright, I get it, that makes sense! So, how long till it wears off?"
"It's not supposed to wear off. Not without a counter potion anyway. Mira and Juvia put their money together to buy that. I'm pretty sure Mira was supposed to get some too. It was SUPER expensive... and probably slightly illegal…" Natsu said. Natsu bit his lip and closed his eyes. "C'mon!" he said finally. "Let's go!" he took Zeref's hand and pulled him along. Zeref nodded and followed Natsu out of the bar. All the stares were getting too uncomfortable anyway. Natsu and Zeref were walking down the streets. Zeref was not stupid. He knew Natsu was trying to hold back from clinging to Zeref and expressing his love for him. Natsu was panting when he shoved Zeref against a wall. Other people were also crowding around him like a moth to flame. Zeref was petrified.
"What are you doing! Don't you love me!" the blonde from the bar hollered over the crowd of people. The rest of them protested violently toward this.
"What are you talking about! He loves me!" Natsu shrieked. Zeref spent his time trying to dodge Natsu's lips. He hated this love potion with his very soul. "UGH!" Natsu cried out in frustration. "Stop. Moving!" he cried.
"Never!" Zeref exclaimed. Natsu, annoyed, grabbed his face. "No! you're my brother! Stop! You don't really feel this way!" Zeref cried, trying to crane his face away. Zeref struggled, raised his arms as far as he could, and pushed Natsu violently away. Zeref then, turned around and started running, screaming for someone to help him. but all his screams did were attract more people. Zeref knew he would eventually run out of stamina. He panted as he ran, turning corner after corner. He had to find an anti-love potion and quickly!
"Over here." He heard whispering. Zeref did a quick scan of the area before he saw that blue-haired woman from earlier. He quickly ran over to her. Her eyes went slightly starry when she saw him. "Wow, that love potion makes Zeref REALLY attractive." He grimaced.
"You aren't going to throw yourself at me, are you?" Juvia shook her head.
"No, Juvia only has one love and his name is Gray." Juvia turned around. Zeref heard yelling behind him, asking where he'd went. "We'd better hurry. It won't take long for Natsu to sniff Zeref out." Juvia said. Zeref nodded and followed her, not commenting on the fact that she spoke in third person. Zeref had been around for a long time, but still, he had not met someone who spoke as easily in third person as she did in an extensive amount of time. It was quite fascinating. "Here." She whispered, crouching down to grab a bottle with what appeared to be black liquid in it. "Since the whole bottle of love potion spilled on Zeref we'll need the whole bottle of anti-love as well. That should return Zeref to his natural attractiveness before it was tampered with magic." She said, handing it over to him. Zeref nodded. "Put it on when you have the chance… although." She paused. Zeref frowned.
"Although what? What's wrong?" he asked worriedly.
"That might take a little while." She said, pointing to the entrance of the alley. Zeref followed her finger to look at the crowd that was running toward them.
"THERE HE IS!" Natsu shouted, pointing to him. Apparently, Natsu had lost any sense of self control that he'd had previously. Zeref sighed. this was going to be a long day. He would have to find somewhere else he could put the potion on in peace. He'd bought a house in Magnolia a while back, so he'd have some place to stay should he ever decide to visit Natsu for an extended amount of time. That place should be perfect.
Natsu tackled him to the ground. "I love you!" he cried. Zeref struggled as others threw themselves on top of him as well.
"No, you don't!" Zeref cried, struggling. He had to get away, and quickly. Zeref groaned and struggled as Natsu tried to kiss him again. "NATSU!" he screamed.
"He said my name!" Natsu fangirled.
"He's mine!" yelled another.
"You would do anything for me, right?" Zeref asked with what he hoped to be a charming smile. Though, whether it was charming or not probably wouldn't matter anyway since Natsu adored him. Natsu nodded eagerly. "Well, if you come with me to my house and protect me from everyone else, I'll give you a kiss on the front porch." Natsu stared, starry-eyed at him and nodded vigorously.
"Anything for you Zeref!" he said. Then Natsu punched everyone off Zeref and started using his body as a shield whilst Zeref walked safe and sound toward his house. When he got there Natsu turned to him eagerly. As promised Zeref kissed him on the cheek. Natsu literally melted to the floor in happiness. Zeref, before Natsu could regain his wits and try to kiss him on the lips next, closed the door in Natsu's face with a slam. He quickly locked all the doors before sinking to his knees in relief.
Slowly he uncapped the bottle and poured it on himself. Now it stained his shirt as well. Zeref concluded that there was no hope for his poor shirt. Zeref vaguely wondered why the potion was purple. Wasn't it supposed to be black? Just then he heard a crash and Natsu and others jumped through the window. Zeref raised an eyebrow. What was going on? Shouldn't they be back to normal?
"Zeref." Natsu said. Others repeated his name as well. Zeref slowly crawled back on his hands and knees with a terrified look on his face. They sounded kind of like zombies in Zeref's opinion. "Stay with me… FOREVER!"
Zeref screamed and ran out of the house. All of his fangirls and fanboys screaming for him as they chased after him. what had gotten into everyone?
Meanwhile: with Juvia
"Oops… maybe Juvia should've checked the label on that potion before giving it to him." Juvia said while looking at the anti-love potion in her hand. But, you may ask, if Juvia has the anti-love potion, then what potion did Zeref put on himself? "It may take a little more than an anti-love potion to get things back to normal now." She whispered quietly. "Since now everyone's obsessed with him."
"It was an obsession potion!" Zeref shrieked as he ran. So that's why the potion was purple instead of black! Zeref should've read the label more carefully. He groaned.
Let's just say that day was a VERY exhausting for Zeref.
Meanwhile, Juvia also had a very busy day, turning everybody back to normal with the help of some other Fairytail mages.
And MUCh later, he had finally managed to escape for a moment from the mob of fans. They had stopped chasing him a little bit ago, but Zeref hadn't been willing to take any chances. He was leaning against a crate in an alley when he heard a name that sent shivers up his spine. "Zeref?" Zeref screamed and ran. He didn't stop for anything. Natsu raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong with him", Natsu thought. Natsu shrugged and walked off all the while hearing Zeref whine,
"Just leave me alone!"
A/N Here's your Valentines Day special! I hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thanks for reading, reviews/follows/favorites are all appreciated! Happy Valentines Day!