Disclaimer: I do not own Fairytail.
Summary: Tommorw is St. Patrick's day and Natsu wants to pinch his brother. Unfortunately the tables are horrorifically turned on him.
"Hey Zeref, you'd better wear green tomorrow." Natsu said.
"Why?" Zeref asked.
"Because if you don't I'm gonna pinch ya." Natsu smirked. Zeref frowned slightly.
"You'd better not…"
"Well then you should wear green! Tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day ya ding dong!"
"Don't insult me." Zeref scowled. "I'll kill you."
Natsu didn't doubt it.
That night, the two brothers went to sleep and the next morning, Zeref came down and much to Natsu's dismay, he was wearing a green sweatshirt.
He yawned and stared at Natsu. "How come you're not wearing green?"
"Ah…"
Natsu glanced nervously around and then bolted toward the door. "Hey! Get back here! I'm gonna pinch you!"
"You'll never take me alive!"
A/N I know, totally short but meh. There isn't much to do for this holiday... also, I wrote this at midnight last night along with another oneshot I'm posting later today which isn't as... sweet. Anyway, hope you liked the new update (finally) reviews/follows/favs all appreciated. Thanks for reading, I'll see you again about five pm today. Bye!