(Gumpshire Massachusetts)

Ricky: So Why Are We At Gumpshire Ish?

Ish: We're Going To Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!

Ricky: Why Are We Going There?

Ish: Cause I Got My Golden Ticket Yesterday.

Ricky: So You Wanted Me To Be Your Chaperone For Your Experience?

Ish: Yeah!

(Entrance To Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory)

Ish: Hey Look, Some Other Kids Over There!

*The 1st Kid Was a Fat Boy Named Henri Gloshi*

*Henri Guzzles Down a Wonka Bar*

Mrs. Gloshi: Save Some Room For Later Henri!

*The 2nd Kid Was a Girl Named Antasi Sugar*

Antasi: I Want To Go In 1st Before Anybody Else!

Mr Sugar: Whatever You Say Sweetheart!

*The 3rd Kid Was a Girl Named Lavender Winter*

*Lavender Making Gum Noises*

Mrs Winter: Eyes On The Prize Lavender, Eyes on The Prize!

*The Last Kid Was a Boy Named Miles Youtwobe*

Mr Youtwobe: Put That Phone Away Miles!

Ish: I Can't Believe It, We Gon See The Great Willy Wonka!

*Gates Start Opening and Church Bells Ring*

Mr Wonka: Welcome My Friends, Welcome To My Chocolate Factory, It's Going To Be An Exciting Day, I Hope You Enjoy It! Would You Come Forward and Show Me Your Golden Tickets?

Antasi: I'm Antasi Sugar!

Wonka: Hello My Dear Antasi, What a Pleasure To Meet You, What a Beautiful Mink Coat You've Got On!

Antasi: I've Paid 300 Bucks for That Coat!

Wonka: And Mr Sugar Pleased To Meet You, Go Stand Over There!

Henri: I'm Henri Gloshi, I Love Yer Chocolatet!

Wonka: Henri My Dear Boy, So Glad You Could Here, and You Must Be The Radiant Mrs Gloshi, Please Stand Over There!

Lavender: I'm Lavender Winter!

Wonka: My Darling Lavender, Welcome To Wonka's! And Are You Mrs Winter? Pleased To See You, Go Stand Over There!

Miles: Miles Youtwobe!

Wonka: Wonderful To Meet You Miles, And You Must Be Mr Youtwobe Go Stand Over There!

Ish: I'm Ish Taylor!

Wonka: Ish! From NFL Rush Zone I've Heard All About You!

Ricky: Hi Mr Wonka, I'm Ricardo, You Can Call Me Ricky!

Wonka: I Know, I Don't Care!

Ricky: Well You Should Care!

Ish: Let's Just Get This Over With!

Wonka: Is That Everyone, All 5, Yes, Good, In We Go!

*The Audience Cheers*