(Inside The Factory)

Mr Wonka: Just Drop Your Coats and Hats Anywhere!

*As Soon as Everyone Dropped Their Coats On The Floor*

Mr Youtwobe: Sure Is Toasty In Here!

Wonka: Oh Yeah, I Have To Keep It Warm In Here Cause My Workers are Used To An Extremely Hot Climate.

Ricky: Who Are The Workers?

Ish: I Told You, No One Knows Ricky!

*Everyone Walked To The Small Door*

Wonka: My Dear Friends, You Are Now About To Enter The Nerve Center Of The Entire Wonka Factory.

Miles: Why Is The Door So Small?

Wonka: It's To Keep All The Big Chocolaty Flavor Inside.

Henri: Let Me In I'm Scharving!

Wonka: Don't Lose Your Head Now Henri, Patience!

*Mr Wonka Unlocks a Door And Pushes It Open*

Wonka: Ladies And Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Welcome...To The Chocolate Room!

*The Room Was Filled With Lots Of Candy Scattered Around a Grassy Valley*

*As Everyone Started To Look, He Told Them*

Wonka: Everything In This Room Is Edible, Eatable, Even I'm Eatable *Giggles*.

Antasi: You Can Eat The Grass?

Wonka: Course You Can!

*Ricky Smiles*

Wonka: You See Here, This Is My Chocolate River.

Ish: That's Chocolate?

Ricky: It Is Chocolate!

Lavender: A Choco-River!

Wonka: And That's My Waterfall, It's The Most Important In This Room, It's Mixing And Churning My Chocolate. No Other Factory Mixes It's Chocolate By Waterfall.

Ricky: Cool!

Wonka: Enjoy!

*As Everyone Scattered Around The Chocolate Room, Henri Was Guzzling Down The Minty Grass, Miles Stepped On Some Pumpkins With Chocolate In Them, Lavender Ate Some Gummy Bears From a Tree, Ish And Ricky ate Some Candy Canes, And Antasi Was Licking On a Lollipop Until She Saw Something Very Unusual*

Antasi: Look Over There Across The River, They're Little Men!

*The Men Had Black Curly Hair, Brown Eyes, Red PVC Suits With Mr Wonka's Initials On The Front, Black And White Striped Undergarment Underneath The Suits, And Black Shoes*

Ricky: Girls Too!

*The Girls Looked The Same as The Boys But With Red PVC Dresses Without Sleeves, And Black Mary Jane's.

Ish: Where Do They Come From?

Lavender: Are They Real People?

Wonka: Of Course They're Real People, They're Called Oompa Loompas, Imported Directly From Loompaland.

Mr Youtwobe: There's No Such Place!

Wonka: What Was That?

Mr Youtwobe: Excuse Me Mr Wonka, I Teach High School Geography and I'm Gonna Say...

Wonka: Well Then You'll Know All About It!

Nothing But Desperate Wastes By Hornswagglers and Snozzwanglers, The Oompa Loompas Would Grow Small And Helpless The Snozzwangers Would Gobble Them Up So Quickly, They Ate Nothing But Green Caterpillars, Red Beetles, Barks From The Bong Bong Tree, Pixa Leaves, Etc. The Food They Longed For Was The Cocoa Beans, Oh How They Harvested For Them, I Wanted To Keep The Oompa Loompas Safe so I Told The Chief In The Oompa Loompish Language "Come Live In My Factory, You Can Have All the Cocoa Beans You Wish, I'll Even Keep You Safe From Those Infernal Monsters". So I Secretly Imported The Oompa Loompas To The Factory, They Learned How To Speak English, Etc.

Mrs Glosh: Henri My Boy Zat Is Not a Good Zhing To Do!

*Henri Guzzles Down a Lot Of Chocolate From The River*

Wonka: Henri Please, Don't Do That, My River Must Not Be Touched By Human Hands!

*Henri Falls Into The Chocolate Water*

Wonka: My Chocolate, My Beautiful Chocolate!

Mrs Glosh: He Can't Svim Save Him!

*Henri Gets Sucked Up The Pipe*

Ish: There He Goes!

Ricky: He's Blocking All The Chocolate!

*The Oompa Loompas Start Making a Rhythm From Their Equipment*

Ish: Look, The Oompa Loompas!

Lavender: What Are They Doing?

Wonka: Why They're Going To Treat Us To a Little Song!

*The Oompa Loompas Run To Their Dancing Positions While The Music Starts*

Lil Henri Glosh, Lil Henri Glosh!

The Great Big Greedy Nincompoop!

Henri Glosh, So Big and Vile,

So Greedy Foul And Infantile!

Come On We Cried, The Time Is Ripe,

To Send Him Shooting Up The Pipe!

But Don't Dear Children Be Alarmed!

Lil Henri Glosh Will Not Be Harmed,

Lil Henri Glosh Will Not Be Harmed!

*The Oompa Loompas Were Still Dancing Until They Jumped Into The River In a Star Shape*

Stevie: Although Of Course We Must Admit,

Hunter: He Will Be Altered Quite a Bit!

Gerald: Slowly Wheels Go Round and Round,

Rey: And Cogs Begin To Grind And Pound!

We'll Boil For a Minute More,

Until We're Absolutely Sure,

Out He Comes, By God, By Grace,

A Miracle Has Taken Place,

A Miracle Has Taken Place!

This Greedy Brute, This Louse's Ear,

Is Loved By People Everywhere!

For Who Could Hate Or Bear a Grudge,

Against a Luscious Bit Of Fudge!

*The Oompa Loompas Stopped Dancing Until They Came Back To Their Work Positions*

Wonka: Bravo, That Was Great!

Ricky: They're Good Singers and Dancers!

Wonka: Sure Are, It's By Their Special Occasion Of Course!

Ish: Can't Wait To See More Of The Factory!

Stay Tuned For More Everybody, Bye!