Wonka: I Must Do Something 1st!

*Mr Wonka Calls An Oompa Loompa*

Hunter: Yes Mr Wonka?

Wonka: Hunter, I Want You To Take Mrs Glosh Up To The Fudge Room to Help Her Find Her Son, But Look Sharp Or The Boy May Be Boiled, K?

Hunter: Yes Sir! *He Clasped His Arms Around His Chest In Agreement*

*Wonka Does It Back*

*Hunter Takes a Bow then Pulls On Mrs Glosh's Dress*

Hunter: Come! The Fudge Room Awaits!

Wonka: Alright Kids, Moving On!

Deep Oompa Loompa Voice: Heave Ho!

*He Was Banging On Some Drums With 50 Oompa Loompas Dressed In Bright Blue Rowing a Seahorse Boat Made From Pink Candy. The Ladies Were On One Side, The Men Were On The Other Side*

Wonka: People! This Is The Wonkatania, a Boat Made From Pink Candy.

*Oompas Were Laughing To a Colossal Joke*

Lavender: What's So Funny?

Wonka: From all Them Doggone Cocoa Beans! All Aboard Everyone!

Mr Sugar: Wait, Ladies 1st And That Means Antasi!

Ricky: If She's a Woman, Then I'm Busting In!

Ish: *Chuckles* Yeah Right!

*The Boat Is Now Riding Along The Chocolate Water*

Antasi: Hey Daddy, I Want a Boat Like This, I Beautiful Pink Seahorse Boat That's What I Want!

Ricky: What She Wants Is Kick In The Pants!

Ish: Mr Wonka, We Headed For a Tunnel!

Wonka: Full Speed Ahead! Switch On The Lights!

Antasi: I Don't Like This Ride Daddy!

Wonka: Faster!

Ish: This is Strange!

Ricky: Strange But Fun, Like a Rollercoaster Ride, Wheeeeee!

Lavender: What Is This a Freakout?

Miles: I'm Gonna Be Sick!

Ish: Whoaaaa!

Ricky: I'll Hold You Tight Ish, You'll Be Okay!

Lavender and Antasi: This Is Not Going Well!

Miles: Okay Now I Am Gonna Be Sick!

Wonka: This Is Just Too Much, Okay Oompa Loompas, STOP THE BOAT!


Wonka: We're There!

Ish: That Almost Made Me Throw Up!

Ricky: I'm So Tired!

Lavender: I Got a Headache From That!

Miles: Dad, Why Don't They Show Stuff Like That at The Fair?

Mr Youtwobe: I Don't Know Son!

Antasi: I Do Not Want a Boat Like That!

Ish and Ricky: *Reading a Sign*

I: Dairy Cream

R: Whip Cream

I: Clotted Cream

R: Coffee Cream

I: Vanilla Cream

Both: Hair Cream?

Ricky: What The Heck Do You Use Hair Cream For?

Wonka: Locks In Moisture, For Baths and Showers Right?

Lavender: What Is This Room?

Wonka: You'll See, This Is The Invention Room, Where all My Secret Inventions Are Kept In Place. Now Remember, No Touching, No Tasting, No Telling! Understand?

All: Yes!

Wonka: Come On In!

Stay Tuned For The Inventing Room Chapter, Bye!