Wonka: I Must Do Something 1st!
*Mr Wonka Calls An Oompa Loompa*
Hunter: Yes Mr Wonka?
Wonka: Hunter, I Want You To Take Mrs Glosh Up To The Fudge Room to Help Her Find Her Son, But Look Sharp Or The Boy May Be Boiled, K?
Hunter: Yes Sir! *He Clasped His Arms Around His Chest In Agreement*
*Wonka Does It Back*
*Hunter Takes a Bow then Pulls On Mrs Glosh's Dress*
Hunter: Come! The Fudge Room Awaits!
Wonka: Alright Kids, Moving On!
Deep Oompa Loompa Voice: Heave Ho!
*He Was Banging On Some Drums With 50 Oompa Loompas Dressed In Bright Blue Rowing a Seahorse Boat Made From Pink Candy. The Ladies Were On One Side, The Men Were On The Other Side*
Wonka: People! This Is The Wonkatania, a Boat Made From Pink Candy.
*Oompas Were Laughing To a Colossal Joke*
Lavender: What's So Funny?
Wonka: From all Them Doggone Cocoa Beans! All Aboard Everyone!
Mr Sugar: Wait, Ladies 1st And That Means Antasi!
Ricky: If She's a Woman, Then I'm Busting In!
Ish: *Chuckles* Yeah Right!
*The Boat Is Now Riding Along The Chocolate Water*
Antasi: Hey Daddy, I Want a Boat Like This, I Beautiful Pink Seahorse Boat That's What I Want!
Ricky: What She Wants Is Kick In The Pants!
Ish: Mr Wonka, We Headed For a Tunnel!
Wonka: Full Speed Ahead! Switch On The Lights!
Antasi: I Don't Like This Ride Daddy!
Wonka: Faster!
Ish: This is Strange!
Ricky: Strange But Fun, Like a Rollercoaster Ride, Wheeeeee!
Lavender: What Is This a Freakout?
Miles: I'm Gonna Be Sick!
Ish: Whoaaaa!
Ricky: I'll Hold You Tight Ish, You'll Be Okay!
Lavender and Antasi: This Is Not Going Well!
Miles: Okay Now I Am Gonna Be Sick!
Wonka: This Is Just Too Much, Okay Oompa Loompas, STOP THE BOAT!
Wonka: We're There!
Ish: That Almost Made Me Throw Up!
Ricky: I'm So Tired!
Lavender: I Got a Headache From That!
Miles: Dad, Why Don't They Show Stuff Like That at The Fair?
Mr Youtwobe: I Don't Know Son!
Antasi: I Do Not Want a Boat Like That!
Ish and Ricky: *Reading a Sign*
I: Dairy Cream
R: Whip Cream
I: Clotted Cream
R: Coffee Cream
I: Vanilla Cream
Both: Hair Cream?
Ricky: What The Heck Do You Use Hair Cream For?
Wonka: Locks In Moisture, For Baths and Showers Right?
Lavender: What Is This Room?
Wonka: You'll See, This Is The Invention Room, Where all My Secret Inventions Are Kept In Place. Now Remember, No Touching, No Tasting, No Telling! Understand?
All: Yes!
Wonka: Come On In!
Stay Tuned For The Inventing Room Chapter, Bye!
