(Invention Room)
*The Inventing Room Is Filled With Wonka's Secret Inventions, Magical Spells, Potions, Candy With Special Powers, Etc. The Oompas Loompas Were Dressed In Black Suits (Males) and Dresses (Females) and Swirly Eye Goggles, Some Oompas Don't Have Goggles. They Controlled The Machines, Tested New Inventions, Sort Things Out, Etc. The Rest Of The Kids Looked Around The Room When Lavender and Miles Spotted Something Very Unusual.*
Lavender: Hey, Mr Wonka What's That?
Wonka: Oh!
*A Swimming Oompa Loompa Gave Mr Wonka a Round Shaped Candy.*
Susan: Here, Show The Kids This!
Wonka: Thanks Susan!
*Susan Also Fist Bumped Mr Wonka and He Thanked Her For Being an Excellent Worker*
Wonka: Everyone, These are Everlasting Gobstoppers! For Children With Little Money, You Can Suck On It All Day, And It Will Never Get Any Smaller, Cool Huh?
Lavender: It's Like Gum!
Ricky: Gum Is Only For Chewing!
Wonka: He's Right, And If You Chew On These Gobstoppers, You'd Break All Your Teeth Off!
Ish: We Don't Want That Do We?
*Then Mr Wonka Showed The Kids Some Special Toffee*
Wonka: Now, I Call This Hair Toffee, And If You Gulp Down One Of These Babies, a New Crop Of Hair Will Start Growing On The Top Your Little Noggin, You Could Even Grow a Moustache Or a Beard.
Miles: Who Wants a Beard?
*Antasi Rolls Her Eyes*
Wonka: Unfortunately The Mixture Isn't Quite Right Cuz, an Oompa Loompa Tried Some Last Night and He...Well...
*An Oompa Loompa Named Ryan Approaches Mr Wonka*
Wonka: How Are You Today Ryan?
Ryan: I'm Good!
Wonka: You Look Great!
Ryan: No I Don't, I Gotta Trim All This Mess Off!
Wonka: I Knew You'd Hate It!
*Mr Wonka Shows The Kids a Special Machine*
Wonka: Watch This!
*After Mr Wonka Pulled The Lever, The Machine Created a Strip Of Gum, Lavender Grabbed It From The Machine*
Miles: That's All?
Wonka: That's All! Does Anybody Know What That Is?
Lavender: It's Gum!
Wonka: Not Just Any Gum, It's The Most Sensational Gum In My Factory, Why? Because It Comes With a 3-Course Dinner All By Itself!
Mr Sugar: Who Wants That?
Mrs Winter: Sounds Industrial!
Antasi: Sounds Weird!
Lavender: Sounds Like My Type Of Gum!
*Lavender Spits Out Her Old Gum And Sticks It Behind Her Ear*
Wonka: I Wouldn't Though There's Still One Or Two Things...
Lavender: I Don't Care, I'm Not Afraid Of Anything!
*Lavender Starts Chewing The Gum*
Mrs Winter: How Is It Honey?
Lavender: Delicious, Tomato Soup, It's Hot and Creamy I Can Feel It Running Down My Throat!
Ricky: Lav I Think You Should Spit It Out!
Lavender: That Sure Was Good, Hey Second Course Is Coming, Roast Beef and Baked Potato, Mmmmm!
Miles: With Sour Cream?
Lavender: No, Crispy Skin and Butter!
Mrs Winter: Keep Chewing Girl, My Little Lady's Going To Be The 1st Person In The World To Eat a Chewing Gum Meal!
Wonka: I'm Just Concerned About The...
Lavender: Blueberry Pie and Ice Cream It's Perfect!
Antasi: Um, What's Happening To Her Nose?
Mr Sugar: She's Turning Blue!
Mrs Winter: Your Face Has Gone Purple! Lavender, You're Turning Lavender, Lavender!
Lavender: What Are You Talking About?
Wonka: I Told You I Haven't Gotten It Right, Cause It Goes Funny When It Gets To The Dessert, I'm Very Sorry!
*Lavender's Whole Self Turned Blue*
Mrs Winter: Lavender What's Going On Now?
Lavender: I Feel Funny, What's Happening To Me?
Ricky: She's Swelling Up!
Ish: Like a Blueberry!
Antasi: Someone Do Something, Call The Doctor!
Miles: Pick Her With a Pin!
Ish: She'll Pop!
Wonka: I've Tried It On Like 20 Oompa Loompas (10 Boys, 10 Girls) and Each One Ended Up As a Blueberry, So Annoying!
Mrs Winter: I Can't Have a Blueberry For a Daughter, How Is She Going to Compete?
*With That Said, The Oompa Loompas Started Singing In a 70s Disco Instrumental*
Listen Close, Listen Hard, The Tale Of Lavender Winter,
This Dreadful Girl She Sees No Wrong,
Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, All Day Long!
Chewing, Chewing, All Day Long (x3)
Yeah!
She Goes On Chewing Till At Last, Her Chewing Muscles Grow So Fast!
From Her Face a Giant Chin, Sticks Out Just Like a Violin!
Chewing, Chewing, All Day Long! (x3)
Oompa Loompa (x4)
For Years And Years She Chews Away, Her Jaws Get Stronger Everyday!
And With One Great Tremendous Chew, They Bite The Poor Girl's Tongue In Two!
And That Is Why We Try So Hard To Save Miss Lavender Winter!
Chewing Chewing All Day Long! (x2)
Chewing (x6) All Day Long!
Wonka: I Want You To Roll The Young Lady Down The Juicing Room For Me Please!
Dylan: With Pleasure!
Mrs Winter: Juicing Room? What are They Gonna Do To Her There?
Wonka: They're Gonna Squeeze All The Juice Out Of Her Immediately Before She Explodes!
Mrs Winter: I'll Get Even With You For This Wonka If It's The Last Thing I Ever Do!
Wonka: Come On Guys! Onwards!