Hatamaniacs
Chapter 1: Welcome to Mafia Town.
I do not own Animaniacs or a hat in time, all rights reserved.
"GOOD MORNING!"
The computer's wakeup call was loud enough for Hat Kid to shoot straight up from her bed and fell face first on the floor. Her hat getting knocked down by the impact and landing neatly on her head. "An update on your space adventure. You are...Five...Lightyears away from your destination, Home. The fuel vault is full and the path is clear-" Hat Kid just toned out the computer as she groggily walked towards the exit.
She then walked into the kitchen area, The Warners were busy making breakfast. "Morning, Hat." Yakko said as his worked the frying pan as Wakko poured in pancake mix.
Hat Kid weakly waved as she got a plat and sat next to Dot. Yakko began to fling pancakes, which landed neatly on the four plates on the kitchen table. "Good arm." Dot said as she and Hat Kid began to ate.
"Hey did you check out that neato planet that's by us? We should check it out." Wakko said, Hat Kid shook her head as she stuck his face full of pancakes.
"Sorry, Hat Kid isn't making any stops. There are millions of planets like this." Yakko said, He then sat down to eat while Wakko began to shovel food in.
"All done," Wakko said slinging his plate into the dishwasher. "I'm going to be playing Corgi Quest, I'm planning on beating a new high score." He then ran off towards the main living room.
"Wait for me!" Dot said finishing eating before chasing after him. Hat Kid then finished eating as well before walking after the two.
"Watch out for those orc pugs!" Dot said as she and Wakko sat in front of the television playing one of Hat Kid's games. Hat Kid walked past the Time Piece Vault before approaching the screen. She looked over to the two playing.
"Back! Back you orcish pugs!" Wakko said as he button mashed.
"Oh no! The Orc Pug Lord has appeared!" Dot yelled, her button mashing becoming more intense.
"You reign of terror ends here!" Wakko said focusing on the game. Hat Kid shrugged before turning to the screen.
"Boop!" She said as she tapped the screen. On the screen showed the fullness of the vault, a meter was then displayed as the hat icon got closer to the home marker. Hat Kid then backed away, nodding pleased. Suddenly, a knock was heard.
"Huh?" Yakko said peeking out from the kitchen. He then climbs down the ladder as he and Hat Kid saw the source. Outside the giant glass window was a blue-suited bald-headed man banging on the glass frame. He was floating next to Hat Kid's (Very bad choice) Front glass door. The two looked at each other as they approached the glass. "Can we help you?" Yakko asked.
The man looks at them. "What is this, Giant Boat?" The man said looking at the vessel. "All boats must pay toll in Mafia town, even in space!"
"That's where your wrong, This ain't a boat, It's a spaceship." Yakko corrected. "Ahhhhh, so technically you can't toll us!"
"Mafia come in to collect." He said before grabbing the glass door handle and began to open it, As he did. Air began to rush out. Realizing it was a bad idea. Hat Kid grabbed the handle on her side and pulling it shut. "How rude!" The Mafia said as he was knocked back.
"Was that the pizza?" Wakko asked pausing the game.
"Nope, But he was Italian," Yakko said just before the man suddenly crashed through Hat Kid's door which surprised everyone. Suddenly, the air pressure kicked in as the mafia was stuck in the door frame before being pulled out by the vacuum of space. Hat Kid was pulled out next followed by Yakko, Wakko and Dot held on to their seats but were pulled out by the vacuum. The Four were now being hurled towards the planet below. Inside the ship. The vault which held the fuel, The Time Piece vault door was ripped opened as a stream of Hourglasses poured out and flew out the door frame. One of the Time Pieces passed the four. Hat Kid looked at her ship seeing it power down.
"Great! Now I have to start the game all over!" Wakko said annoyed. Hat Kid shared the annoyed feeling with an arm cross as they started to fall towards an island...
Thankfully, the four landed on a tarp that broke their fall. "Talk about a rough landing," Wakko said rubbing his rear from the impact. Hat Kid then looked around and saw one of the Time Pieces falling in the distance. She looked around the ally they were in and saw a ladder, the Warners then followed suite as they scurried up the wall and onto the rooftop of a nearby building. Yakko whistled as they looked around. The island they landed on was one conjoined town. In the center was a mountain with a geyser of salt water being pumped into the sky. A building could be seen being supported by the geyser.
"Wow, Just imagine how much effort and patience was worked into designing such a small yet fun to explore local." Yakko said, the three looked at him with a "What's his deal?" Look. They then looked around the streets, Everywhere they looked were large bald-headed guys wearing blue suits and aprons. With the occasion townfolk being shaken upside down for cash.
"Wow, What a friendly looking town." Dot said sarcastly as two Mafia thugs began to beat on an old man. Suddenly, a red blur from nowhere struck the two mafia out before proceeding to beat up a dozen more mafia thugs, stacking them up as a pile before the assaulter landed on the top of said pile. It was a girl the same age as Hat Kid, She wore a red cloak and clothes and had yellow hair, but the very awkward thing about her was she had a mustache, just below her nose.
The girl caught sight of the four before running off. "Come on!" Hat Kid said gesturing the three warners to follow.
"Scuse us." Yakko said as the four jump on a few brutes heads as they crossed over buildings, they eventually made it to a bell tower, having lost the little red-hooded girl.
"Hey you, down there!" They looked up to see the girl from before. "Are you stalking me?"
"Trust us, the only stalkers here are the reboot enthusiasts," Wakko replied. "Is it just me, or do You have a fuzzy caterpillar under your lip?"
Hat Kid then pulled out a piece of paper, on it was a doodle of a timepiece. She then pointed to the sketch, showing it to Mustache Girl.
"Oh! You mean all that junk that fell from the sky?" Mustache Girl asked. Hat Kid and the warners nodded. The girl then stylishly jumped down to them from building to building. "I saw one land in the plaza. Whatever they are. They really got the local mafia riled up for some reason." Mustache Girl then pointed towards the road. "Its just across that bridge."
"Thanks!" Yakko said.
"Us kids should stick together, but I have a...Uh..."Party" planned tomorrow. But it's nice to meet someone who isn't a big brute!" Mustache Girl's tone then became more sly. "Maybe we could go egg some Mafia buildings later?"
"Make the eggs rotting and we'll be there." Dot said shaking her hand. The four then dashed off leaving the hooded girl by herself.
"...Hmmm... Those guys could be useful to me..." Mustache Girl said before walking off. "Now...Where do they sell explosives during this time of day?"
To be continued.