Sleepovers

Author's notes: Sakura and Neji have their second sleepover then Neji has a much different sleepover with Kankuro.

Rated M FOR SEXY SCENES BETWEEN MALE CHARACTERS, swearing, drinking, and gore.

Don't own, borrowing.

Neji said nothing as Sakura pulled his hair into some kind of elaborate up-do. He did munch on popcorn as she talked about how nice it was to be with Sasuke and how the Uchiha had no idea what dating entailed.

"I mean he gets we hold hands, kiss, and go out for meals but he doesn't understand the concept of talking about feelings or just talking! It's so frustrating."

Sakura pulled a bit of hair hard and Neji winced. She apologized and he shrugged.

"This is Uchiha Sasuke, you know, the emotionally stunted one and the one who has no social skills?"

Neji smirked when she sighed. She finished with his hair then came to sit in front of him to do his make-up. Neji stopped eating the popcorn as she worked.

"I know, I know, but still. You would think he would ask others for advice."

She carefully lined his eyes as Neji chuckled.

"You realize the people he would ask for advice consist of Naruto and Kakashi-sama, right?"

Neji kept grinning as Sakura groaned and massaged one of her temples. She went back to putting on his make-up.

"Okay, point."

"Besides, the only person who knows how to treat a person while dating is Kiba. Sasuke could try to ask Kankuro as I have no complaints but I doubt Kankuro would tell him anything."

Neji jolted when Sakura snapped her fingers with a grin on her face.

"That's it!"

"What's it?"

"You, me, Sasuke, and Kankuro can go on a date-day. We meet at like ten in the morning or something then spend the whole day together so Sasuke can see how Kankuro acts around you. It's perfect."

Sakura giggled. Neji frowned and shook his head. She grabbed his chin to keep him still and began applying lipstick which prevented him from talking for a moment. When she was done Neji met her eyes.

"Hell no,"

Neji pouted when she snorted at him.

"Come on Neji, it'll be the only way Sasuke learns how to treat me right. Don't you want him to treat me nicely?"

Sakura batted her eyelashes at him. Neji sighed and held his bear close. He nodded and she giggled at him.

"So what did Kankuro say to you this morning?"

Neji felt his cheeks heat at her question. She showed him his reflection and Neji blinked. All of his hair had been piled onto the top of his head in large curls with a few tendrils hanging down to tickle his collarbones and float down the back of his neck. She had applied silver to his eyelids then given him a thick smoky eye combined with red lipstick.

"How in the Hell did you get all my hair on the top of my head?"

She put the mirror down, shaking her head then picked up the camera. Neji offered a little smirk as she took the picture.

"Kankuro," Sakura told him.

Neji rolled his eyes and went back to nibbling on popcorn. He gave her one hand so she could fix his nails. The best he could do was trim his nails and re-apply the polish. Sakura did a much better job than he did.

"He asked if Hatomi can pay him a visit and said I make a damn hot girl. Hair?"

Neji said nothing as she giggled. Neji watched as she took off the polish, clipped his nails, and started to file them down. She also buffed them with some sort of special tool which would come soon. Neji would not ask her what the tool was or where to get it. He did have some pride left.

"Trust me, it was hard. I mean, you were here! You know it took two hours,"

She kept her eyes on his nails as she made them perfect. Neji hummed in agreement. He hadn't minded the two hour scalp massage.

"There are a lot of bobby pins in there and it's going to be a bitch to take down later but it was totally worth it. Besides, Ino likes styles like that so it's good I get some practice in,"

Sakura was pushing back his cuticles. Neji chuckled.

"What, I've become a tester for Ino?"

"Something like that,"

"Ouch,"

He laughed when Sakura swatted the top of his hand. She grinned then went back on her appointed task.

"By the way, your hair has gotten really long. It's past your butt now."

"Hn, I know. I need to make time to cut it. My bangs are getting too long as well."

Neji couldn't fiddle with said bangs but normally they brushed his collarbones. Now they were almost to his nipples. He hadn't cut his hair since before he and Shikamaru had stopped having sex. That was months ago. Neji noticed Sakura had stopped doing his nails and looked at her.

She was biting her lip and her eyes were wide. Her eyes also had a sparkle in them and Neji frowned.

"No, you're not cutting my hair," Neji told her.

Sakura pouted. She went back to his nails with a sigh and Neji frowned at her.

"You trust me putting it up."

"Huge difference in brushing and playing with it and cutting it,"

Sakura rolled her eyes at him then pointed the buffing tool at him. She poked him on the nose. Neji raised an eyebrow at her.

"I've cut Ino's hair before, and Tenten's. And my own when I was on a long mission and it was bugging me,"

Neji looked over the pink locks critically and she snorted at him. She poked him in the nose again before finishing preparing his nails. Neji watched as she shook the bottle of polish to mix the color.

"They wear their hair up all the time," Neji mentioned.

Sakura raised her eyebrows at him, eyes narrowed and mouth set in a little scowl. She held the bottle of nail polish half open. Neji shrugged.

"I don't so if it comes out crooked you would see it right away,"

Sakura shook her head at him. She did start painting his nails, holding his hand gently in hers while the bottle of polish sat on the floor beside her. Neji scowled.

"In case you hadn't noticed: I am picky about who touches my hair,"

Neji met her eyes when she met his. A little smirk had come onto her face.

"I feel so privileged to be touching your hair then, Neji, oh King of Perfect Hair,"

She giggled. Neji rolled his eyes. She finished with his left hand and he popped more popcorn in his mouth before letting her take his right hand. She wiped it off with a napkin before going through the same process. Neji watched.

"The deal was no scissors and no dye,"

"Deals can change,"

"Not in this instance,"

Neji frowned when she met his eyes. She raised her eyebrows at him.

"Seriously?"

Neji nodded. She shook her head at him but continued fixing the nails of his right hand. Neji said nothing as she buffed his nails then began painting them. When she was finished she offered him some popcorn. He took it out of her fingers gently and she flushed, giggling lightly.

"You do that too well," Sakura told him.

Neji raised an eyebrow at her as she settled back in lotus position in front of him. Sakura grabbed a handful of popcorn. Some went into her mouth and she offered a piece to Neji. He took it again, softly, and she smirked.

"Seriously, you should get Kankuro to tie you up then feed you like this. It's totally hot,"

Neji almost choked but managed to dislodge the errant kernel while Sakura laughed at him. He ignored the heat in his cheeks and took another piece from her with a scowl. She winked at him.

"Okay, so no hair cutting. Jerk. Can me and Sasuke hang out with you and Kankuro all day tomorrow?"

Neji sighed. He would have to tell Kankuro right in the morning. Plus his team expected him to train tomorrow.

"Not tomorrow, perhaps next weekend. Kankuro will be here until my uncle comes back from talking with Gaara-sama. Besides, I have to inform my genin we'll be taking a day off,"
Sakura nodded in agreement.

"Okay, that makes sense. Still, can we do dinner tomorrow night?"

Neji huffed. He wanted to spend all evening alone with Kankuro tomorrow. Neji had planned to get take-out on the way back to Kankuro's hotel room and have privacy during dinner and afterwards.

"The scowl tells me no,"

Sakura had a smirk on her face. Neji inclined his head. She sighed but continued munching on popcorn.

"Okay, okay, you deserve some time alone with your puppet master. Are you going to tell your team to meet you later on Monday?"

Neji flushed. As much as he wanted to tell his genin tomorrow to meet later Monday he could not sacrifice their training because he wanted to stay up late with his lover. Neji shook his head. Sakura grinned at him.

"Aw, you're going to be all tired and sore,"

Neji glared at her but she giggled. She checked on his nails and pronounced them dry enough. Neji grabbed some popcorn and munched happily.

"You realize Ino will want to meet up with Hatomi again, right?"

Neji sighed. Sakura poked his nose but he said nothing. She smirked.

"I'm serious. I mean it won't be this week because she'll figure that run around last night took a lot out of Hatomi but she'll probably ask about it sometime next week,"

"And we'll arrange a date or something. How long do we figure Hatomi has?"

Neji waited as Sakura considered. They had eaten half the bowl of popcorn. Sakura normally made four bags. She could always make more.

"Well the CF I gave her is severe and she's had it since she was five. Someone in her condition would last until they're twenty-five or so. We didn't even pick how old she was or what day she was born. So, when's her birthday and how old is she?"

Sakura had a pen ready and Neji considered.

"December first she'll turn twenty," Neji said.

Sakura nodded and marked it on her calendar. Neji kept his laugh back when she sat in front of him a moment later.

"Good easy to remember date and it gives her five years. I mean we can easily change that depending on how you feel,"

Neji did not want to tell Sakura it depended how his female half's relationships with the people they knew developed. Eventually Neji and Hatomi would have to be seen together in public. Even if Neji could make clones that could think on their own like Naruto, Hatomi tended to fall or be knocked around a lot which would make the clone disappear.

Neji supposed in the case of a sentient clone he would make it of himself. No one would hit him or dare knock him around. Neji shook his head.

"You do realize if the date gets out Ino will want to throw her a party and I will be invited?"

Sakura chuckled and pointed towards the air with a grin on her face.

"Ah, but Hatomi's shy and all those people would scare her. So, it'll be a girl's night. Just me, Hatomi, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, and possibly Temari: no boys, well technically there would be one boy but only three of us real girls would know that. By the way, I told Kankuro not to tell his family about Hatomi and he agreed. Said it would be too much trouble and Temari would tell Shikamaru who would tell Ino and yeah,"

Neji was glad Sakura thought ahead most of the time. Sakura waved a hand through the air and gave him another smile. Neji chuckled when she voiced her question:

"Anyway, what do you plan to do with Kankuro tomorrow night?"

Neji watched his students head towards home with a smile on his face. Kankuro had taken it upon himself to train with Kuma all day: sparring and teaching her chakra control which involved learning how to make chakra strings so she could call back her projectiles. Sakura had taken Tora all day which left Neji alone with Akino.

It gave Neji the perfect opportunity to force Akino into intense speed training. The boy had almost fainted a few times but came back with intensity after every short break. Neji found out Akino had an affinity for water and lightning. Neji wouldn't be able to help with lightning attacks but he did know some water-style jutsu he could teach Akino. The plan was to start the elemental jutsu tomorrow with all of his students.

"So, I'm not working at the hospital this week," Sakura mentioned. "I can let you have some time with Tora in the morning and we can do this every day if you want."

Neji thought about it then grinned.

"Good idea, so long as Kankuro agrees," Neji said.

Kankuro chuckled and wrapped an arm around Neji's waist, kissing his cheek softly. Neji returned the kiss and snuggled into Kankuro's chest, not caring when Sakura giggled.

"I'm not getting up to meet at five, no way. I'll come around ten," Kankuro said.

"I second that," Sakura added.

Neji rolled his eyes at the two.

"Lazy asses," Neji said.

Sakura swatted him while Kankuro kissed the top of Neji's head.

"But good plan," Neji said.

This earned him another swat from Sakura and a laugh from Kankuro.

"I want to spar with Tora and see what elemental releases Kuma and Tora are inclined to. Akino's water and lightning. I want to start showing them some elemental jutsu," Neji said.

Sakura nodded. Kankuro hummed in agreement and Neji kept his gasp back when Kankuro started running his fingers over Neji's hip.

"Well I know some water and earth style jutsu," Sakura said.

"I can help Akino with lightning and offer any help with wind. I might also know some earth and water you two don't," Kankuro said.

Sakura laughed.

"So we've got all our bases covered since Neji knows fire transformations," Sakura said.

Neji smirked. The three were long gone and Kankuro kept rubbing Neji's hip, ghosting under his vest to sneak along the skin of his side softly, just the way Neji liked it.

"Anyway, I'm going to go find Sasuke for dinner. You two have fun," Sakura said.

Neji nodded as she waved and walked away. Kankuro muttered a "finally" under his breath but waved back at her. Neji kept his chuckle back and said nothing when Kankuro picked up their bags and led him towards the village.

"So, what is the plan tonight?" Kankuro asked.

"I was thinking we grab take-out then head back to your hotel room," Neji answered.

Kankuro grinned.

"I like it,"

Neji had thought so. He didn't complain when Kankuro picked up the pace nor did he care when Kankuro led him towards a soba noodle shop. Neji grinned when Kankuro ordered two large herring soba to go with a side of brown rice and stir-fry vegetables. Minutes later they were jogging towards Kankuro's room.

No one stopped them on the way and Neji gasped when Kankuro shoved him against the wall in the hallway and kissed him heatedly on the lips. Neji could feel Kankuro looking for his keys and struggling as Kankuro held the handles of their take out. Neji took the take-out bags and Kankuro hummed in thanks.

The door opened and Neji managed to put the bag down before Kankuro shoved him against the door to close it, attacking Neji's mouth with his own while Kankuro's hands ran up and down Neji's sides under his vest.

"Ah!"

"Can't wait, sorry," Kankuro said.

Neji didn't care. He helped Kankuro get their pants down to expose their dripping hard lengths then tossed back his head with a drawn out moan when Kankuro leaned against him. Kankuro began thrusting against him, one hand wrapping around their cocks trapped between their bellies. Neji added his hand and shivered when Kankuro's free hand went to the back of Neji's neck.

"Kankuro,"

"Ah, yeah?"

"Don't you dare stop,"

"Ha, don't worry. I'm not planning to,"

Neji grabbed Kankuro's ass in his free hand and massaged it with a grin. Kankuro responded by kissing the side of his neck and Neji tilted his head so Kankuro could have better access. The door shook in its frame under the strength of Kankuro's thrusts despite Neji thrusting right back. Neji didn't care about the door or the noise coming from it so long as the door held long enough for them to cum.

Heat began to tingle out from his groin and down to his legs. His toes twitched in his sandals and Neji kept panting, knowing he was close. So was Kankuro. The puppeteer's right hand rubbed the back of Neji's neck quickly, barely giving Neji time to realize each individual motion. Kankuro's lips and teeth would leave another hickey high on Neji's neck but he didn't care. Neither of their hips was under any sort of control as they moved towards completion.

Their hands moved smoothly over their organs, aided by pre-cum. Neji shuddered when Kankuro's fingers wrapped around Neji's on their cocks. He pressed the back of his head against the door to arch into Kankuro and was rewarded with Kankuro's tongue ghosting against the spot he had chosen to mark.

"So close," Neji got out.

"Me too," Kankuro panted.

Neji gasped as Kankuro began speeding up their hands. Neji kept the pace and shifted against Kankuro's body with a groan. Kankuro bit the spot on Neji's neck but Neji didn't mind. He closed his eyes and sent chakra through the hand around their cocks. The jolt was exactly what they both needed.

Neji let out a strangled moan and Kankuro grunted into Neji's ear. Cum exploded out of both of them, soaking their hands and clothes but they kept tugging on their cocks. Cum leaked between their fingers and dripped onto the floor between them but neither cared.

They trembled against each other, hips stilling, and hands slowing until coming to a stop. Neji panted over Kankuro's shoulder as Kankuro breathed heavily into Neji's ear. Neji closed his eyes and licked his lips as he held Kankuro's hand over their limp members.

"Damn we needed that," Kankuro said.

"Hn,"

Kankuro chuckled and pulled back slowly. Neji opened his eyes to see Kankuro's smiling face. He closed his eyes again when Kankuro's lips met his. Their mouths opened and Neji whined low in his throat as his cock twitched. Their hands started moving again, slowly, and they started to harden.

"Lube?" Kankuro asked.

"Yes," Neji answered.

He pushed Kankuro away from the door but they went together, hands still gripping their organs as they moved deeper into the sitting area. Neji gasped when Kankuro pushed him against another wall to tug his vest off and toss it to a side. Neji got Kankuro's shirt off and they slid along the wall, Neji trying to find the handle to the bedroom while keeping one hand busy on Kankuro's cock and his lips locked against Kankuro's. Neji heard his hitai-ate fall and the bandages almost tripped him.

Their pants slowed them down, falling around their ankles and preventing the quick strides they wanted. Kankuro remedied this by slipping down Neji's body, leaving a trail of kisses in his wake. Neji groaned and closed his eyes, head raised as Kankuro took the tip of Neji's dripping cock into his mouth.

Neji lifted his legs when Kankuro tapped on them and his pants and thong were tossed to a side. His shoes followed and Neji felt Kankuro stripping. Neji grunted in disappointment when Kankuro let Neji's dick pop out of his mouth and made his way back up.

Neji wrapped his legs around Kankuro's waist and Kankuro chuckled at him, easily pulling Neji close and striding away from the wall and into the bedroom. Neji's back hit the bed with a little thunk from the headboard smacking the wall but Neji was too engrossed in kissing Kankuro, fingers wrapped in Kankuro's hair to notice.

Neji shivered when Kankuro ghosted his hands over Neji's sides. Kankuro kept kissing, rubbing, and all Neji could do was gasp and thrust upwards into Kankuro's body. Kankuro's left hand begin tweaking Neji's nipple as Kankuro's right flailed along the bed to reach the lube under the pillows.

Neji had to help Kankuro after a moment but between them they got the lube open and onto Kankuro's fingers. Neji moaned in adore when Kankuro pushed a finger into his waiting ass. Neji pulled Kankuro back in for a kiss, his hand staying at the back of Kankuro's head to keep him in place. Neji's other hand ran up and down Kankuro's back, sending little jolts of chakra into the pleasure points along Kankuro's spine.

"Fuck," Kankuro gasped into his mouth.

"We are,"

"Funny,"

Kankuro chuckled when Neji arched with a drawn out groan. Kankuro's free hand went to the back of Neji's neck and Neji gasped. Two fingers in his ass made Neji shudder in anticipation. Three made him grind his hips downwards to deeper impale himself.

"Please, your cock, please, now, now," Neji got out between heated breaths.

Kankuro nibbled on his neck and Neji trembled when Kankuro's hand stopped massaging the back of Neji's neck to grab a condom. It took all of Neji's concentration to open the square of plastic. He did smile when Kankuro shivered as Neji rolled the condom down Kankuro's cock.

"You do that so well," Kankuro said.

Neji smirked. He arched, groaning when Kankuro pushed the head of his cock against Neji's loose hole. Kankuro didn't move forward, simply rubbed his cockhead against Neji's ass in a teasing way.

"Put it in," Neji demanded.

Kankuro kissed him but did not oblige. Neji tried to rectify the situation by shifting his hips down but Kankuro moved away.

"Damn it! Kankuro, please!"

"So impatient,"

"I swear if you don't I'll-ah!"

"Happy now?"

"Fuck yes,"

"Good,"

Kankuro nipped at his earlobe as he began to thrust. Neji wrapped his legs around Kankuro's waist and ran his hands up and down Kankuro's back. Neji felt pleasantly full and made a sound of pleasure every time Kankuro's cock hit his prostate.

Neji closed his eyes and kept up the steady tempo of moaning, grunting, groaning, and gasping as Kankuro moved roughly against him. Neji couldn't concentrate enough to safely send chakra down Kankuro's back so instead used his nails. Kankuro didn't mind and panted against Neji's lips as the movement of their hips became erratic again.

Neji released with a shout and Kankuro shoved in twice more before joining him. They shivered in each other's arms, hips moving slowly as their orgasms ebbed. Kankuro shifted so his weight did not bear down completely on Neji but stayed inside as they caught their breath. Neji opened his eyes and loosened his tense fingers.

"Ow," Kankuro said.

"Ah, sorry?"

"Nah, it's all right. It means I did well,"

Kankuro laughed at Neji's deadpanned look. Neji smirked when Kankuro kissed the tip of his nose. He clenched his legs tight when Kankuro made to move. Kankuro chuckled at him then kissed Neji's forehead, making Neji blush.

"Food," Kankuro said.

"Right, fine," Neji said.

He opened his legs and let his arms drop from Kankuro's chest. He winced when Kankuro pulled out and sat up in bed. Neji smiled when Kankuro offered him a hand out of bed and took the hand. They strode out of the room holding hands and walked towards the sitting room, stopping only so Kankuro could toss the used condom into the garbage in the corner of the bedroom.

Neji took his gloves, arm wraps, and mesh shirt off once they got into the sitting area. Kankuro picked up the bag of take out and began placing the containers on the sitting room table. Neji settled onto his butt before shifting to lean on his hip, legs stretched out and left hand keeping his body upright.

Kankuro grinned at him, eyes snaking over Neji's form and Neji smiled. Kankuro split Neji's chopsticks to part them and Neji thanked him with a kiss. Kankuro smirked, broke his chopsticks, and they began to dig in quietly.

Neji shifted half way through the meal and sat properly. He chuckled as Kankuro had stopped eating, holding a piece of broccoli half-way to his mouth to watch as Neji moved. Neji got comfortable on the floor in front of the sitting room table and winked at Kankuro before going in for more food. Kankuro shook his head to clear it then ate his broccoli.

"I kind of want to eat soba off your abs," Kankuro said.

Neji raised an eyebrow. He licked the rice off his chopstick suggestively and Kankuro watched. Neji laughed when Kankuro jumped over the table and pushed Neji to the ground. Neji gasped as Kankuro upended soba onto Neji's body and began licking it off.

Neji thrust upwards into Kankuro's body as the puppet master chased the soba down Neji's sides, down to his groin and up his chest. Neji flushed as Kankuro licked him clean, sucking up the soba noodles as he came to them and sucking on Neji's navel. Neji kept panting, blushing hard as Kankuro dumped some rice onto Neji's chest and began eating off him again.

"Kankuro,"

"Shh, it's okay,"

Neji arched up and closed his eyes. Kankuro kept licking, sucking, and eating rice and soba broth off Neji's abs and chest. Neji grabbed onto Kankuro's shoulders and shifted into Kankuro's groin, feeling Kankuro growing harder with each thrust.

"I'm never going to be able to look at food the same again," Kankuro said.

Neji chuckled then gasped as Kankuro flicked his tongue into Neji's belly button to get a stray bit of something. Neji opened his eyes when Kankuro pulled back then watched as Kankuro dumped more rice onto him. Neji groaned as Kankuro went back to it.

He jolted when something pressed against his mouth and Neji opened his lips to let Kankuro feed him rice. Neji grinned as Kankuro alternated between feeding Neji and licking food off Neji's chest and abs. They ran out of food and Kankuro pouted, straddling Neji with chopsticks in one hand and the other resting beside Neji's head to keep Kankuro upright.

"Next time we need to get chocolate sauce," Kankuro said.

"Done," Neji returned.

Their lips met and Neji wrapped his arms around Kankuro's shoulders as the puppet master began to thrust. Neji shifted upwards against Kankuro, joining him thrust for thrust as their lips met. Neji tasted the herring soba, rice, and Kankuro on his mouth and groaned. They did not last long and gasped against each other's lips when release washed over them.

Neji closed his eyes, intending simply to catch his breath but his intentions did not work out. Kankuro shifted instinctively as to not crush Neji and the two fell into a light slumber on the floor, empty take out boxes surrounding them, and smiles on their faces.

*whistles* ;)

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