Robotnik squatted, a screwdriver in his hand, as worked on the defunct microwave in front of him.
"You will be my finest yet!" He spoke lovingly to the micro-oven as he caressed it with his free hand. He shivered and continued to work the screws.
Robotnik's mind wandered to happier days when he suckled on his mother's white breasts, and used to laugh and play with other child geniuses – Those were his college days. He was the youngest graduate in Mobius University of Robotics history, a mere twelve years old.
His mind snaps back. A robot stands before him where the microwave once was. It was indeed a masterpiece, with stringy, tube-like arms, salvaged lovingly from a vacuum moments earlier, and it's elegant pincher hands, stolen from the crane game at the arcade.
He flipped the on switch and the machine sputtered and buzzed. It vibrated wildly for just a moment, and Robotnik rubbed against it with his skin tight, codpiece covered crotch. The robot sprung to life. "GREETINGS. MASTER. I. AM. ONLINE."
"Yes!" Robotnik fell to his knees. "I am unto God! I have once again created life! I control the forces of the universe!" He breathed hard. Tears ran down his cheeks, and dripped down his orange mustache. "I shall call you Todd."
"I. AM. TODD. WHAT. ARE. YOUR. INSTRUCTIONS. MASTER?"
"Todd.. my beaautiful boy.." He stroked it's ham radio mouth. "I want you to do just one thing for me, Todd. I want you to.. KILL.. THAT HEDGEHOG!" his loving hand was now white knuckled, clenching Todd's transistors.
"I. WILL. OBEY." Todd rolled off on rollerskate wheels and was never heard from again.
On the other side of Mobius, Sonic and his life partner Tails held hands with their double wife, Amy Rose. They skipped down the road together, smelling of sweat and sex.
"Tra-la-la-la-la!" they sang. "There is no God! Jesus is a lie!" They giggled as they played.
"Sonic?" Tails asked, breaking harmony.
"What is it, little buddy?"
"Why does the sun shine?"
"Because we will it to, little guy. We control all that remains seen and unseen. Will is life. The weak are meaningless, and lay tramped under foot."
Tails stroked his chin. "Huh." He said, "then why do people die?"
"Because their wills are weak. We are not weak, little guy. We are forever."
"Damn straight!" Amy said, sinking to her knees.
"Woah, double blowjob time, dude!"
"Eat my chilidog, Amy!" Tails giggled childishly as she gave tantalizing licks to his tiny, immature member.
"Don't forget about the blue guy." Sonic smeared his cock against her rose colored cheek.
All three laughed as Amy serviced her two beloved husbands.
All was well in Mobius.
Mister Takeda - 2009