"Life is like cum. It smells bad, and sometimes it gets in your eyes." —Paramahansa Yogananda

Sonic and them are them are in the bath. They have penises, THIS STORY WILL SAY PENIS IN IT, prostates, testicles, and scrotums. Sonic has taken off his shoes so all ten of his toes are showing in fact. And there socks is also off. And there gloves as a matter of fact. Knuckles took off his shoes and his gloves in fact. And his bandages in fact. All ten of there toes are showing as a matter of fact. They will see each others toes, penises, prostates, testicles, and scrotums so no problem there in fact. We see them seeing them now.

"I have a penis, a prostate, a testicle, and two scrotums," says Sonic, "I will vote for your mom for mayor Knuckles."

"I am glad I have a penis in fact," says Knuckles, "I know that Tails had there his penis testicles and scrotum removed for he is a gay boy of course."

"I know that for we had a bath together in fact," says Sonic, "Tails tried to mess with my genitals and his penis was very small so we had it removed and now his front is nice and smooth."

Knuckles knows that he will not mess with Sonic's genitals for that is wrong in the eyes of the Lord LEVITICUS 19:10 Do not go over your vineyard a second time or pick up the grapes that have fallen. Leave them for the poor and alien. I am the LORD your God.

"All people are naked with nice smooth fronts here," says Knuckles, "I can see all ten of my toes and I heard my mom will be mayor soon."

"I will vote for you mom for mayor Knuckles," says Sonic, "I heard there is a new store opening for geeks and nerds soon."

"Where the fuck did you hear that?" says Knuckles.

But them there did not know that the rapture was today. Sonic was taken from the bath to the Lord's side in Heaven because them were a Good Christian who never had inappropriate thoughts about the cast of Arthur bathing and never wrote obsessively about them getting circumcised or castrated. Knuckles was not raptured from the bath because he was a goth. We see Sonic and them are them are in Heaven with Jesus now.

"I am glad I was raptured in the bath," says Sonic, "I was naked in the bath as a matter of fact as in I was not wearing clothes of course."

"Bug y'hah h'tharanak nog y-ah gnaiih," says Jesus, revealing his demonic eye which consumes the souls of the raptured. "Clloig hlirgh y'hah mnahn'og as a matter of fact."

"The English language is the best language as a matter of fact," says Sonic, pissing himself in fear. "Of course. In fact."

"Y'hah n'gha h'nglui lw'nafh cchtenff f'sgn'wahl," says Jesus, looming over him ominously. A strand of drool drips from the void that has opened in his skull and onto Sonic's terrified face. "Hastur k'yarnak vulgtm shagg."

"Not sexual?" Sonic offers.

"Sexual," says Jesus. "Very sexual."

What do you have to say about that? Huh, Paramahansa Yogananda? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

"I dunno, man," he says, while putting out a cigar on a little boy's face. "I'm fucking dead."

Click onto the next chapter to find out what happens next in this here big story in fact of course.

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