The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, and any other works belong to their respective owners as well.
[CRAIG]
When I woke up, I was on a stretcher in some sort of airplane. I know this because I saw a window on my left that showed we were way above ground. Or… above water in this case. My glasses were off, so it was somewhat blurry, but I was still able to recognize it as water. I started freaking out a bit, since this wasn't where I was before. I tried to call out to somebody, and said "Um, hello? Anybody there?" I didn't receive a response, but I did hear some light snoring. I saw a sleeping man to my side who looked somehow… familiar, like something I've seen in a TV or web series. Then I remembered what I did before with King K. Rool, so I thought, 'why not try it again?' I giggled, and quietly said to myself, "Crocodile Chop."
Instantly, the unholy (but somehow amazing) mashup of Crocodile Rock and Chop Suey started playing from a speaker that just materialized from out of nowhere. That certainly woke up the guy, as he yelled out, "FUCK!". Side note, the migraine had returned, but not as strong as before.
[QROW]
"What the fuck, kid! I was trying to get some sleep!" I yelled.
"Sorry! I just wanted to know where the hell I am!" the kid replied.
"(Sigh) Fair point, I guess. So what do you wanna know? And could you please turn that off?" I said. It was… weird. It sounded like something both Ruby and Yang would like. Upbeat and happy music, but the lyrics sounded like they belong to a metal band.
"To be honest, I don't really know how to. Maybe there's a volume thingy on it. Also, strapped down, remember? Oh, why is that, by the way?" He asked.
I looked at the speaker, and saw that he was right. I turned the volume down, so that we could talk a bit better.
"Look, kid, after you passed out earlier, I saw that you had a bunch of injuries. I just didn't want you to hurt yourself when you woke up." I answered.
"Weird. I thought that the tomato was supposed to heal me. Guess it didn't work." he said.
"Heh, that sounds like something out of an rpg." I mused.
"Actually, that's from a platform fighting game," he replied.
I shook out of my thoughts and said, "We're getting off track. What else do you want to know?"
"Oh, I dunno, where we're going, who you are, what day it is, what year it is, what the hell happened during my prolonged ice nap, if Nintendo ever released Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the usual," he said, like it was no big deal.
I was confused. "Nintendo? Super… what? The fuck is that?" When I said that, he looked panicked.
[CRAIG]
"No Nintendo?" I questioned. "What about SEGA? Sony? Not even Valve?" I was getting more and more desperate by the question, and as he shook his head 'no' to each, I felt something die inside me. "Well, crapbaskets," I said, "Now, I'll never be able to play as Waluigi and smash some faces in."
"Who's Waluwhat'shisface?" the man asked.
"First off, it's Waluigi. Second, back from when I came from, he's sorta become an icon for those who feel rejected. He only ever shows up in party/sports games, and he doesn't have any games of his own. Third, WAH!" I said. At my wah, Waluigi blinked into existence.
"HOLY SHIT!" the guy yelled as he jumped, like, 7 feet.
I started laughing at him, along with Waluigi. He was doing a sort of "Wah" laughter, like "Wah hah hah!" The migraine intensified as I kept him out longer. I then tried to will him out of existence, which, to my surprise, worked.
"Ugh, sorry about that. How about we introduce ourselves? I'll go first. Hey, my name is Craig Wilson." I said.
"Craig, huh? Weird name. Not like mine's any better, but I'm Qrow Branwen. With a 'Q'" The man, now known as Qrow, replied.
Then it hit me. Qrow Branwen? Fractured moon? Nightmare creatures from the depths of hell? I was in Remnant. Actually, a better way to describe it would be that Earth became Remnant. My first thought was that either Monty Oum was a time traveller, or he was just very, VERY accurate at predicting things. My second thought was, "Uh, you wouldn't happen to be that bird that followed me earlier, would you?"
So, the RWBY web series exists (or existed) in this universe. How do ya like that? If you did, then please remember to review. Thanks for reading!