Emergency Room Encounter

by Pandora's Box Is Heavy

A night spent in the ER with an injured football player across the hall. Their chemistry is instant and it all begins with a raccoon/cat. 175 "chapter" drabble. 5 updates a day.

2. BS - so flippin thirsty

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Bella Swan/so flippin' thirsty

I'm parched, and my oh so friendly nurse hasn't come around nor has she answered my calls no matter how many times I push the button on the remote.

So unethical.

Pretty sure there's something about it in the HIPAA Law.

I'm glad I'm not dying or anything.

Nope, I'm just really thirsty.

I flip through TV channels and contemplate how much this visit is going to cost me.

Each room is outfitted with a television and a premium cable package that's better than the one I have at home but rarely use.

I'm in it for the DVR. I hate commercials.

Besides, it saves me fifteen bucks on my internet, and the web comes before food sometimes.

I kid. Sort of.

Here's hoping my insurance covers idiocy.