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Edward Cullen/will not pop a boner
In all seriousness, Bella does know what she's doing.
After my whole fainting spell, you can probably guess I'm squeamish, so I don't watch her do her thing.
"You're good. Emmett, go watch the door for Nurse Ratched."
"What do I do if I see her?" he asks because he's an idiot.
"Stall her."
Emmett walks to the door and peeks around the corner.
Bella helps me up and over to the small bathroom in my room.
"You lucked out. My room barely came with tongue depressors," she tells me. "I'll leave you to it."
"Uh ..."
I can't get my pants open without help.
"Dude, we haven't exchanged numbers, and you want me to help you get naked?"
I give her my best smile.
"Be honest. Have you been hit on like this? Original?"
"You're an idiot." She rolls her eyes and bends over.
Her face is right there.
Oh my shit.
Her hands are working my belt when my parents and Coach Webber return.
Where the fuck is Emmett?
"Edward Anthony!" Mom gasps when she sees what's going on.