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Bella Swan/one grateful bitch
"Awe, I missed you too. But seriously though, how much?"
I roll my eyes.
"Didn't you say you were engaged? What would Rosalie say if she knew you were picking up hookers?"
"Stop busting my balls and get in the car already." He leans over the console and pops open the door.
My dad would kill me if he found out I got in a car with someone I barely know, but I'm desperate.
"Hurry it up. Esme will eventually realize I ganked her keys."
"Dude, if we get pulled over and arrested for theft, I will kill you." I put my seatbelt on and make sure I'm not bleeding through my bandages.
The last thing I need is Esme showing up and berating me for getting blood on her pristine upholstery.
"She won't call the cops. At least, I don't think she will," he assures me.
It's not very convincing, but I'm already in the car and ... we're headed in the wrong direction.
I correct him, and he pulls an illegal U-turn without killing the both of us.
Jesus take the wheel.