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Edward Cullen/Owwwww

I thought my hand hurt when I was rolling around the field right after it happened.

I was not prepared for post-surgery pain.

I have a Terminator hand now.

I'll never be able to jack off with my lefty ever again.

That's not the most important thing, but I am a guy.

The probability of being able to pick a coin up off a flat surface is highly unlikely.

My handwriting is going to leave something to be desired, not that it was great before.

But in all seriousness, there are a bunch of pins and things holding my hand together. I'll get a cast when they remove the eleventy billion stitches.

I'm in the hospital for two days before they cut off my morphine drip and send me packing with a prescription that does nothing to dull the ache.

Some good did come out of my broken as fuck hand though.

Bella and I talk constantly, even when we shouldn't.

Like when she's at work.