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Edward Cullen/can't stop smiling
These people have been trying to decide on a pair of glasses for their baby ... we have three styles. Shoot me.
I smile and fumble through answering her because I have to learn how to do things with my right hand.
Style is everything when it comes to raising a kid, Bella. It's a well known fact.
You're supposed to be on my side. That's not how this works.
How what works? What exactly is "this"?
It takes her a while to reply.
Fucking finally, the pickiest people in the world are gone! "This" means I was going to offer to come over to your place and cook you dinner, but you've proven your allegiance is elsewhere, so enjoy your Hot Pocket.
But I haven't had a home-cooked meal in ages.
I lie.
Mom has been over every other night to make sure I'm eating something besides take-out.
Liar. Shoot me your address, and I'll be there around seven.