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Edward Cullen/really likes this girl

I eat way too much food.

It's all Bella's fault.

She should definitely go into culinary arts instead of selling eyeglasses for her optometrist friend.

I tell her so, and she rolls her eyes.

"Alice offers a great benefits package, and the hours are awesome. Besides, I tend to run my mouth, so I'd probably get stabbed by a sous chef or a disgruntled waitress or something."

I can't do the dishes, so I tell Bella just to leave them in the sink.

My housekeeper will be by tomorrow, and she'll take care of everything.

We sit on the couch and talk like we haven't been in constant communication since Emmett caved and gave her my number.

He tried to get her to leave me hanging for a couple of days since I told my mom about the car thing, but Bella doesn't like being told what to do.

Obviously.

"Sooo," she says, pretending to yawn and throwing her arm around my shoulders. "You come here often?"