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Edward Cullen/is about to punch this kid
Bella stops laughing and looks at Seth.
"Seriously, Jessica said your table was a hoot so I have to know. What's so funny?"
"The fact that your fly is down," Bella replies.
He quickly covers his crotch with his tray and takes a look, zipping his pants up and giving her a cocky smile.
"Thanks, beautiful. Although, I'm flattered you were checking out the goods." Seth shoots her a wink, and I start to stand up.
This dude is begging to have my fist collide with his face.
"I wasn't. It was pretty obvious. Your boxers were poking out, and the Grinch was giving me some mad side-eye."
His smile melts off of his face, replaced by mortification, but he's quick to backtrack.
"His heart isn't the only thing that can grow three times bigger, if you know what I mean."
That's it.
Fuck this fucking idiot.
I'm on my feet and pulling my arm back.
"Edward, stop," Bella says.