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Bella Swan/is finding this too funny
Our new server is pretty great.
Total one-eighty from Seth.
The tables have turned in the best possible way.
A flamboyant James blatantly flirts with my date, and I can't get enough of it.
"Look at that muscle, girl, you are one lucky bitch," he gushes, squeezing Edward's bicep.
Usually, I would be offended, being called a bitch, but not this time. I give James a genuine smile and a nod.
"I know, right?"
Edward's eyes are pleading.
He's extremely uncomfortable.
I have to put him out of his misery.
"But hands off the merchandise. I'm pretty possessive," I warn.
James' hand falls to his side.
"I wouldn't blame you, honey. The man is a snack."
Edward looks like he could crawl under the table.
"I know. I can't wait to get him home and have a nibble. Speaking of which. Can we get our check, please?"
I leave James a thirty-five percent tip and watch him give Edward one last look before he sashays away.
"I hate my girlfriend," Edward mutters.