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Bella Swan/unaware of her surroundings

Days after our date, I'm at work, listening to my boss talk about the tantric sex she had last night.

"... And then he lifted my leg over his shoulder and shoved a vibrator so far up my ..."

"Alice. Please."

"What happened to you? You used to love to hear about my sex life until you met the quarterback."

"What happened is that I made a mature decision. No booty until he's in a cast and we've gone out on three dates." I groan and fall back into a chair. "I know it's the right thing to do but we both get our stitches removed at the end of the week, and we've only technically been out once. I'm so stupid and impatient and horny."

"Wow, tell me how you really feel."

I literally flip over the back of my chair and land in a heap at Edward's feet.

Ow

"What are you doing here?" I ask from the floor.

"I was thinking lunch but your needs sound more important."