45

Bella Swan/age is just a number

"Should we order you something from the kid's menu?" Edward asks when we take our seats.

"No. I told you I was hungry."

He nods.

"Yeah, but I'm starting to think I should check your driver's license to see how old you really are, considering you've been pouting since I overheard your little rant."

I wanna flip the table and storm out.

How old am I again?

"That was humiliating."

Edward pulls his phone out of his pocket.

"I think I know what will make you feel better."

"Unless you have Doc Brown's number and he's willing to loan you his DeLorean, I'm not interested," I mutter.

"Nah, I think you'll like this better."

He passes me the phone, and I press it to my ear.

"Sister from possibly another missus and mister! What is happenin'? My bro tells me you're having a rough day."

Immediately, I've got a smile on my face.

"I miss your fat head."

"Awe, I miss you too. I can't eat a Big Mac without thinking of you."