Video Game Survivor Charr Episode 12 Why, can't TV survivor be this entertaining?
Last time on survivor…after the vote Gwen and Uther argued after he betrayed them but their alliance is down in numbers. Uther won reward and sent Gwen to exile who found the idol. Uther and Duncan tried to convince others to flip but no one was willing to commit to the alliance. During immunity Diablo planned on winning but Maul won and explained that he is in control and not Diablo and is using Diablo as a goat. Despite Uther, Gwen, and Duncan's efforts Uther was still voted out 4-3 after Gwen could not figure out who was being voted out. 6 are left…who will be voted out next?
Overmind Tribe Night 30
The tribe came back to camp with Duncan and Gwen going off on their own.
"Well Uther is out and now it is 4 vs 2." Gwen said sighing "So any plans?"
"Well we have an idol but they are tight lipped or throwing us in different directions." Duncan replied
Gwen's Confession: I had no idea who was getting votes last night. I was leaning towards myself or Duncan but then Uther got the votes and went home. I am glad I did not play it but this time I have a better chance to play it.
"So, we need to work on Dehaka or Deadpool to flip." Gwen said "Because Diablo and Maul will not."
Deadpool walks by "I would not count on that. They might be worth talking too." Deadpool said
"Do you always spy on our conversations." Duncan asked rudely.
"Sometimes. It is usually blah blah blah vote. Blah blah blah numbers. Etc etc." Deadpool said
Duncan's Confession: One problem I have with talking to others is Deadpool is always around to interrupt. One minute I am talking strategy and the next he walks by. It pisses me off.
"Well if you two want a hint…talk to Diablo." Deadpool said "He is the only guy you idiots keep avoiding."
"Why should we get the guy who we are trying to get out?" Gwen asked
"Because you can easily beat him in the finals." Deadpool explained "Stop trying to vote him out. You bring him to the finals you win."
Deadpool's Confession: Because of what I did the ending is predictable. Gwen and Duncan are out back to back but if you saw what happened. Dehaka and Maul are bigger threats and that will be fun to see who goes first but I like an underdog story.
"Whatever." Duncan said "Then our goal is to try and get him our side? Sounds like a lost cause."
"Well it is your funeral." Deadpool said walking away.
Duncan's Confession: Talking to Diablo is a fruitless effort…but since we tried Dehaka and Deadpool and Maul is following Diablo so it might be worth a shot.
Overmind Tribe Day 31
Dehaka was talking to Maul outside of camp.
"I know you have control of the game. I will follow you." Dehaka said
"Good, good." Maul said "You, me, and Diablo will be a final 3. Deadpool can go forth."
"I agree." Dehaka replied
Dehaka's Confession: I know that Maul has the power. He controls Diablo and Diablo has to follow because Diablo is not liked. If I can slip into the final 3, I can win. Maul and Diablo will not get many votes.
"Good, do not tell anyone." Maul said "No go before someone sees us."
"I will not tell a soul." Dehaka replied
Maul's Confession: Diablo and Dehaka are the two easiest to beat. I already explained Diablo being unlikeable. Dehaka has not done anything strategically other than follow the ones in power. He knows that I am in power and will be known as a coattail rider.
Dehaka was working around camp as he made sure that the fire was fed.
Dehaka's Confession: I am not social compared to the others. I work hard and make no enemies. That is my plan. Play a non-threat. I survived on my home world by being smarter than others. Know when to strike. Know when to hide. I use my experience for this silly game in order to win.
Elsewhere Diablo was talking with Gwen.
"So, I know this is going to be useless but are you willing to go with us?" Gwen asked not really convinced.
Diablo laughed "Come crawling, back have you?" he said "Well get on your knees and beg!"
"I will not beg." Gwen said "Because you need me as much as I need you."
"I know you have the idol." Diablo responded "No reward came with your exile. But I can see of a long-term deal if you do not use it to vote me out."
"We will see." Gwen said
Diablo's Confession: I need Gwen to eliminate Maul but I do not want to reduce myself to begging her. I want to retain my dignity here and she needs to know that if we ally together, she will treat me like a leader and not as equal.
"Just so you know, Deadpool is plotting against you." Gwen said before leaving. "He was the one that suggested that I come to you because he thinks Maul is controlling you."
Gwen's Confession: Diablo is a hot head and can sway his vote. If he will not join me then I will try to have him turn on his own alliance. He did it to Jersey and he should do it to Deadpool or Maul.
After Gwen left Maul came out from hiding.
"Plotting against me?" Maul asked
"No. I was humoring her." Diablo replied
"Good, if you even speak about betraying me, I will have you go next." Maul threatened "Remember your place."
Maul's Confession: I am keeping an eye on Dehaka and Diablo. Deadpool is impossible to keep track of. I followed him once and he switched places with a cardboard cutout somehow. Dehaka does not try much. Diablo is my concern for now.
Deadpool was wandering around laughing.
Deadpool's Confession: Oh, this is great. Diablo needs Gwen on his side but refuses to go to her level to do so. In the meantime, Maul has Diablo as his pet and Dehaka has everyone convinced that he is not a threat. I am loving this game. Why, can't TV survivor be this entertaining? Oh, wait because we need more idols and stupid twists! Plus focus more on Alpha Males and ignore most of the cast.
Reward Day 32
"Welcome to reward." Nighteye said as everyone walks in. "Today's challenge you will try to catch balls being thrown at you. You will all have nets to catch them. First person to 3 balls wins reward which is a meal and an advantage for immunity…we are running out of ideas."
Everyone get's ready. "First shot!" Nighteye said firing off a ball as Diablo used his size to push past everyone and catch the first ball. "Diablo is up by 1!"
Nighteye fires off a second ball which Dehaka caught before Duncan had a chance to catch it. "Dehaka scores a point!"
Nighteye fires another shot as Deadpool uses Diablo to get at the ball.
"Ha beat you to it!" Deadpool taunted Diablo.
"Deadpool is on the board." Nighteye said firing another round which Maul managed to push through Duncan and Gwen and catch it. "Maul is on the board now"
Nighteye fires off another ball as Deadpool beats out Dehaka for it.
"Deadpool now has 2 points!" Nighteye announced. "He just needs one more to win!"
Nighteye fires again as Dehaka shoves Gwen out of the way and catches the ball.
"Dehaka is up to two points now!" Nighteye announced as he fired another ball as Gwen managed to catch it before she is knocked down by Maul. "Gwen is on the board but is hit hard." Gwen is slow to get up as Duncan nabs the next ball only to get hit by Diablo.
"Everyone has a point now!" Nighteye said firing another ball as Deadpool and Dehaka run to get hit as Deadpool snags it. "Deadpool wins reward!"
"Yay! Go me!" Deadpool cheered.
"Deadpool, you get a meal and an advantage to the next immunity. You also can send someone to exile" Nighteye said
"Simple Dehaka" Deadpool said
"Everyone else head back to camp and Dehaka head to exile." Nighteye said
Overmind Tribe Day 32
Deadpool's Confession: I won reward today and blah blah blah I get a meal and an advantage at immunity. I am more curious about the food. But it is coming here later.
"You okay?" Duncan aske Gwen who was laying down with a bandage on her head.
"I will be fine." Gwen replied
Gwen's Confession: Me and Duncan are the two weakest at challenges and today we got shoved around like nothing. We got lucky to score a point each but I doubt we will win a challenge. We are up against a Superhero, a sith, a Zerg, and the *beep*ing devil for crying out loud!
"I am guessing we have no chance at immunity." Gwen said "They are just stronger."
"That is true sadly but we should still try. You never know what will happen." Duncan assured.
Duncan's Confession: Back on Total Drama Island me and Gwen were pretty good at challenges for our teams but here we have no shot. Still Gwen did win one challenge so it is not impossible.
Elsewhere Deadpool was waiting for his meal as Maul walks up to him.
"You are still with us, right?" Maul asked
"Of course." Deadpool replied "Duncan or Gwen whichever Diablo chooses."
"Or you choose." Deadpool said "Then again does not matter. They are both weak."
Deadpool's Confession: I know that Maul is controlling the game and he is checking up on people more often to stop us from strategizing against each other. It will not work since he is having trouble tracking me down sometimes.
"Besides I am waiting for my food. Now go away." Deadpool said shooing Maul away.
"As you wish." Maul replied
Maul's Confession: I am satisfied that Dehaka is loyal. Diablo is shifty but loyal. Deadpool is still an enigma. I can not predict his movements and with him having the advantage I need to make sure that he does not go to Gwen and Duncan.
A dropship came in as crew members set up a table and bring out tons of food. Including pizza, chicken, roast beef, tons of beer, and a pie. Deadpool sat down. "I will take a little of this and a little of that." He said taking one bite. "I am full now." He picked up the food and tossed it into the lava angering some of his tribemates.
Gwen's Confession: What the hell!? One bite and he toss the rest away. What a waste of food. I would be trying to eat as much as possible. Deadpool is one of our hopes but he is pissing everyone off. Even Diablo who had no use for the food looked angry.
Deadpool got up and walked away.
"What kind of bull*beep* is that!" Duncan yelled as Deadpool ignored him.
"I do not partake in eating but I find that unbearably arrogant." Diablo said
"Hey, he is in your alliance." Duncan said
Diablo's Confession: Yes…for now. I would like to keep Deadpool if he pulls more moves like this. Replace Maul with him and act nicer to the mortals to gain their votes.
Deadpool walked back to the cave laughing.
Deadpool's Confession: Oh, you thought I was just being a jerk…well a little. But also, to give me a better shot at being taken to the end. I wanted to anger the others because if Maul decides to take me over Diablo then I am sure to win. Also, I did hide the pie so I can feast on it here.
Maul walks over to Deadpool later on.
"Quite a stunt you pulled back there." Maul said "You got them angry."
"Well my stomach shrunk to the size of a nut…which kind…well that is up to you." Deadpool said as Maul ignored that comment.
"I can see you getting farther than Dehaka now." Maul said
Maul's Confession: Deadpool is playing the game hard. By offering him a final 3 deal it might make him more loyal to me and keep him from flipping. If he continues to be loyal, I can see him lasting even longer.
Exile Island Day 32
Dehaka was brought to the island and immediately dug a hole finding a reward.
"You win $10,000…" Dehaka said before tossing the note away. "I do not need credits. Zerg have no use for it."
Dehaka's Confession: I was hoping for an idol but I got money. I would be better off with food and meat than money.
Dehaka dug a hole and stayed there the rest of the time there.
Immunity Day 33
"Welcome to immunity." Nighteye said "Today's challenge you will be facing off on several stages. The first stage is crossing several balance beams. First three to finish. The second round is complete a puzzle and first two to finish move on to the final round which is eating boiled Zergling intestines. First one to finish wins immunity. Deadpool please read your advantage."
"I already read it!" Deadpool said "I skip the first stage and move onto stage two."
"Thanks for ruining the tension." Nighteye said "Let's begin then."
Everyone but Deadpool starts at the balance beams. "Survivors ready…go!" Nighteye yelled as everyone starts crossing. Maul easily crosses them first as Dehaka fell off and had to start again. Gwen and finally Diablo was the last to finish.
"Duncan and Dehaka are eliminated." Nighteye said "Next challenge is the puzzle challenge…survivors ready…go!"
All four contestants trying solving a slider puzzle. Deadpool pulled a solution manual from his pockets and is using it. Soon Gwen finished her puzzle followed by Deadpool. "Diablo and Maul is eliminated! Last round will be Gwen vs Deadpool. Survivors ready…!"
"How are these prepared?" Deadpool interrupted.
"First we cut open a dead Zergling and then…" Nighteye said before Gwen interrupted
"Stop just start the final round." Gwen said
"Fine, Survivors ready…go!" Nighteye yelled as Deadpool slurps up the intestines like spaghetti while Gwen tries chewing them but Deadpool finishes them easily.
"Deadpool wins immunity!" Nighteye said "Safe from the vote tonight!"
"YEAH! Go me!" Deadpool yelled
"Head back to camp." Nighteye said
Overmind Tribe Day 33
The tribe came back to camp.
Deadpool's Confession: I won immunity so no one can vote me off. I feel as immortal as Superman…wait never mind he was voted off and he died and came back with a terrible CGI upper lip. That still gives me nightmares.
Gwen and Duncan are outside of camp talking.
"It is one of us tonight." Gwen said "I had a chance to win immunity but I blew it."
"So, it is 50-50 tonight…that sucks." Duncan replied
"I guess I can try Diablo one more time." Gwen suggested "Maybe you can try Deadpool…not that he cares."
"We can do that" Duncan replied
Gwen's Confession: I think I got somewhere with Diablo and I can try again. Hopefully he at least tells me who is getting votes in exchange that I do not write his name down.
Duncan goes over to Deadpool.
"Hey listen I want too…" Duncan said before Deadpool interrupted him.
"No chance…Gwen was second and that is a threat." Deadpool said "I might vote random…we might even vote you out since I know you have sent many insults at me."
"Fine, never mind." Duncan said storming away.
Duncan's Confession: I hate talking to Deadpool, his fourth wall breaking and his randomness. It was interesting for the first few days but now I hate dealing with him every day.
Deadpool laughed "Oh I love pissing him off."
Deadpool's Confession: I love angering Duncan. He hates me and I know it but he is desperate and the more desperate he is the more fun it is too mess with him. I do hope he comes back.
Elsewhere Maul meets with Diablo and Dehaka.
"Good, our target tonight is Gwen." Maul said "She has the idol and Deadpool is throwing targets on both of them. We can not risk splitting the vote thanks to Deadpool being random. Do not worry only Diablo is in danger." Diablo growled "Silence."
"Dehaka just keep acting normal and if they come up to you just do not tell them who is being targeted" Maul ordered.
"Got it." Dehaka said
Maul's Confession: We are taking a chance here but I am not in danger. Diablo is on the line and I can afford to lose him. I hate his insolence and his attitude. Besides I can beat Deadpool and Dehaka in the final 3.
The three splits up as Dehaka goes to spy on the others.
Dehaka's Confession: I am part of a strong alliance. But I am still wary. Others might throw votes at someone. I must not get any in case there is an idol played.
Diablo found Gwen and walked up to her.
"So, I would like to make a deal." Diablo said
"Okay what is it?" Gwen asked not fully believing him.
"Use your idol. You will need it. I will let you know who is getting votes and in return you take out someone I want gone." Diablo offered
"Who is that?" Gwen asked
"Dehaka…he is a threat to win it. He has no enemies." Diablo commented "If he gets to the end, he could it."
"Fine but if you betray me you will not get my jury vote." Gwen threatened "Who is getting the votes tonight?"
Diablo's Confession: I could go after Maul right now but I want to see him sweat and look panicked. That is before I send him home. He will know not to mess with me.
The tribe starts to pack and heads off to Tribal Council.
Gwen's Confession: Diablo told me who the target was and I am going to use my idol tonight. I hope he is not lying but this is my only hope. Still he could have just flipped.
Tribal Council
"Welcome to Tribal Council." Nighteye said "I will bring in the jury…Heather, Jersey, Bigby, and Uther voted out of the last Tribal Council." Uther still had his beard but was cleaner and wore his paladin armor. "So, Duncan is it true that alliances have shifted in the last few days?"
"Yes, the alliance I thought I was in is gone." Duncan said "Bigby and Uther were both in and Deadpool and Dehaka flipped."
"Oh, please you sent insults my way." Deadpool replied
"What kind of insults?" Nighteye aske Deadpool
"All kinds. Mostly he thinks I am annoying and that my mouth should be stitched shut." Deadpool replied "They tried once that movie is terrible."
"Gwen with you and Duncan on the outs what is your plan?" Nighteye asked
"The same as always." Gwen replied "Try to convince someone to flip."
"Has it worked so far?" Nighteye asked
"Not really." Gwen replied "But with only six of us left someone might choose to flip because only 2 or 3 people can sit in the final."
"Maul, do you think someone in your alliance would flip?" Nighteye asked
"If they do, they will pay for it." Maul replied "I expect a straight 3-2-1 vote. With Deadpool voting randomly like he says that he would do."
"Damn straight" Deadpool replied
"Dehaka, any thoughts on the vote?" Nighteye asked
"Stick with plan. Vote out target and continue to follow the one in charge." Dehaka replied
"But are you really a follower or an opportunist?" Diablo asked
"I follow." Dehaka said
"Bull*beep*!" Deadpool yelled "You have your own swarm. You can lead."
"You are correct but I follow ones more powerful." Dehaka replied
"Diablo, how do you think this vote will go? And how will it affect your future?" Nighteye asked
"Predictable and it will solidify a spot for me in the final 3." Diablo predicted.
"Well it is time to vote." Nighteye said "Diablo you are up first."
Diablo goes up and votes.
Gwen
"I told you of the target. Now it is up to you to believe me or not." Diablo said as Duncan then votes followed by Deadpool.
Gwen or Gwenda
"Decided not to vote randomly." Deadpool said "I love to see the result."
Maul then votes followed by Dehaka.
Nighteye grabbed the urn as Gwen stood up. "I have an idol to play…on myself." Gwen said handing over her idol as the other alliance looked on silently not showing any emotion.
"The rules state that if any idol is played all votes will not count against that player…this is the idol any votes against Gwen will not count." Nighteye said "First vote…"
Gwen or Gwenda
"Does not count."
Gwen
"Does not count."
Gwhen
"Does not count."
Gwen
"Also does not count."
Dehaka
"Twelfth person voted out of Survivor… and fifth jury member…"
Dehaka
Dehaka got up without a word and walked over with his torch.
"Dehaka the tribe has spoken." Nighteye said snuffing his torch as Dehaka walked away. "As I have said many times. No one is safe. Not with idols in play. Head back to camp."
Dehaka's Final Words: I failed my task. The queen will be disappointed. I had a good chance. Others are wiser than I expected. I shall be watching closely from the jury.
Next time on Survivor…losing Dehaka, Maul tries to regroup with his alliance but not everyone is loyal while Gwen and Duncan try to get control of the game.
Voted for Dehaka: Gwen, Duncan
Voted for Gwen (Does not count): Maul, Diablo, Dehaka, Deadpool
Notes on the booted: I had Dehaka be another filler character who would act like the ultimate follower for whoever was in power but he was an opportunist who latched on to alliances and would ally himself with someone who he could beat. If he was not voted out, he had a decent chance of winning.