Emergency Room Encounter

by Pandora's Box Is Heavy

A night spent in the ER with an injured football player across the hall. Their chemistry is instant and it all begins with a raccoon/cat. 175 "chapter" drabble. 5 updates a day.

64. BS - speechless

64

Bella Swan/speechless ...

I could handle it if he were pierced.

Honestly, I'd prefer it if he was over this.

This meaning THIS.

"You're giving me a complex."

I can't tear my eyes away from the anaconda Edward's been hiding in his pants.

I can't imagine fitting that thing in my mouth let alone my ... you know?

S'just not possible.

"Bella."

He has the audacity to laugh while I'm having vivid visuals of being split in two.

There are things a woman can't bounce back from.

I imagine Edward Cullen's package being at the top of that list.

"Um."

I'm dumbstruck.

I'm cock-struck.

As in, we're talking baseball bat.

Not really, but the dude is big.

"Come here."

I'll admit I am afraid of things.

Raccoons, diet soda, and automatic flushing toilets, just to name a few.

I never would have thought I'd be afraid of Edward Cullen's dick. Until now.