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Bella Swan/insatiable
I spend the rest of my Christmas vacation in bed with Edward.
We break for food and to use the bathroom. That's it.
He drops me off at work on my first day back, and I find Alice waiting for me.
"Jesus, Bella, did you even shower this morning? You reek of hot sex and sweaty man."
I flip her off and turn on the display lights.
"Bitch."
I totally showered ... and then I rode my boyfriend on one of his kitchen chairs.
I can't get enough of him.
"Seriously. He's good, isn't he? I could tell when he came in that day."
"Has the talent of a well-trained Casanova, and he's hung like a horse."
Alice chokes on her coffee and reaches for some tissues.
"Damn. Lucky whore."
"How's Sam?"
"Eh. I broke it off. There's only so far you can go with a guy who gives good oral. He reached his expiration date. I met a new guy though ... through Tinder."
I roll my eyes.
"His name is Jasper and—"
"Wait, what did you say?"